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[underoos added, kween, mj, and hats to fwiends] (6:03 am)
underoos: this just in, shuri is now cancelled
mj: What the fuck Peter, why the fuck did you add me to this chat?
underoos: cause youre my friend and i want you to meet my other friend!!!
hats: Hi Peter!!!
underoos: hi ned!!!!
kween: why the fuck are yall texting at ass crack o'clock
mj: Who the fuck are you?
kween: shut up
underoos: ope!!! sorry shuri!!! i forgot that wakanda isnt the same time zone as us!!!
mj: Ope is probably the most mid-western thing you've ever said Peter, and you're not even from the mid west
underoos: maybe not born their but my soul is
underoos: it was born in the vast corn fields
underoos: my first word was ope
hats: It wasnt, it was umbrella
kween: why do you know that?
underoos: how do you know that?????
hats: May told me
underoos: hmmmmmm
underoos: idk why may loves you more than me ned, like im her nephew
hats: Im her honorary nephew
underoos: now thats a little rude >:(
hats: It really do be like that
mj: Peter, May loves everyone. Plus can you really blame her??
underoos: lmao no, ned is an absolute sweetie
hats: aksfkjskf awww yall are making me uwu
underoos: just speaking the truth wuwu
kween: god peter youre so gay
underoos: i thought that was obvious sis,,,
kween: it is i just like stating it tbh
underoos: anway!! we can stop texting so that you can rest shuri cause you need the rest sis, self care
kween: no, i wanna meet your friends
hats: Hi im Ned!
kween: yeeter has told me a lot about you
mj: I'm Michelle but you can call me MJ
underoos: why can she call you mj right away???? it took us m o n t h s for ned and i to call you mj >:<
mj: Shuri just seems like she deserves it
hats: And we didnt???
mj: Nah, you guys were nerd back then
underoos: mj were still nerds
kween: honestly, im v honored
underoos: you should
hats: Now why is Shuri cancelled?
underoos: W E L L
mj: Oh God
underoos: S O i was gonna be a nice person and give shuri a v nice v-days gift which btw did you two like your gift??? an yway, i get home and i just see a fucking blanket??? like which doesnt seem like a lot but this shit is n i c e, like im talking about sherpa, super soft and kinda heavy but kinda not??? like not enough to bring some mems up which im v grateful. moving on im currently curled up in my bed wrapped up in my blanket which is like maybe twice??? the size of me and im really out here about to be a butterfly and living my best life.
mj: Then why is she cancelled?
mj: That gift doesn't seem all that bad
underoos: now if it was just a normal blanket it wouldnt be that big of a deal for me, i mean i would still cry cause nghghg but i looked up the brand and this shit is fucking expensive
underoos: and here i thought you fucking made this shit for me
hats: How expensive are we talking pete?
underoos: 436.60 dollars
hats: What the fuck
kween: its not that expensive???
mj: Not to flex but my family is well off but that's pretty expensive sis, and only for Valentines?
kween: like not to flex on yall but that was really nothing?? it wasnt that much of a dent in my money for just buying peter a blanket
mj: But why a blanket?
kween: caause peter cant thermoregulate so hes always chilly
hats: Is that why youre always stealing my clothes and mjs???
underoos: sorta but those are also v big on me and v comfy
mj: That reminds me can I have my hoodie back?
underoos: lmao no ive already claimed that hoodie as my own
hats: Thats true
hats: Peter claimed that hoodie as his own
mj: Damn, i guess im not getting my sweater back either?
underoos: lmao nope
kween: why do you only steal hoodies and sweaters???
underoos: cause one they are vvvvv compfy and two because mj and ned are bigger than me so the sleeves are longer so i can just hit people with them and play innocent cause who could blame little ol me in a big sweater
mj: He does that to Tony a lot.
kween: why am i not surprised
kween: this blanket is only the beginning im going a l l out on peters birthday and shit
underoos: d, dont
hats: ngl but peter does deserve to have nice things
underoos: akfkskfsk why are yall gaining up on me?? ive done nothing wrong :(((
mj: Too bad Peter, perish
underoos: :((((((((
underoos: i came here to have a good time and honestly i feel so attacked
underoos: like, i made this gc so yall can meet and so that i can love yall but youre really making my buttered eggrolls dry
mj: Why does that make sense
hats: Its because its relatable
kween: i can butter your eggrolls beter ;))))
underoos: no thank, im a child of Godtm
hats: Peter everyday you ask me if god could just dick you down
underoos: listen, multiple people see him as different things and i see him as a hot man/woman like god
kween: youre so gay
underoos: bi actually but yes
mj: Ned, Peter we're going to be late for school if you don't get your asses moving soon.
hats: Oh fuck youre right, nice meeting you shuri!!!
underoos: o fuckfallfslflsf
underoos: bye bye shuri love you!!!
kween: love you too!!!
underoos: remind me to change our nicknames here when i get a chance!!!
mj: Hurry up Peter.
underoos: IM GOING
[underoos, hats, and mj are now offline] (7:45 am)
[kween is now offline] (7:56 am)