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2014-08-19
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living in transformers demensions

Summary:

just thing me and my OCs learned to never do again.

((p.s, don't show this to TFPRatchet))

Notes:

This chapter is things I learned

ENJOY

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  • 1. NEVER take a bath durring a storm. just...dont do that.
  • 2. NEVER eat a cheesecake infront of Steve the vehincon. He will feel left out.
  • 3. NEVER eat like an animal when Chromia is in the room. she will shoot at you.
  • 4. NEVER poke TF4 Lockdown in the chest plates. There are freakin sensor nodes in his chest so touching or poking him there will only turn him on.
  • 5. NEVER invade Perceptors privacy. He will get upset.
  • 6. NEVER tell Grimlock hes dumb cuz hes smart.
  • 7. NEVER call Arachnid a bitch. just dont.
  • 8. NEVER make high pitched squeals when around Jazz. He gets confused.
  • 9. NEVER show this to TFP Ratchet or else i am screwed.
  • 10. NEVER give Lockdown the peanut butter or Kitkats. i will beat yo ass.
  • 11. NEVER read any fanfictions when around Lockdown. He WILL get an idea.
  • 12. NEVER get into an argument with a pregnant femme. you will NOT win.
  • 13. NEVER touch TF4 Drift anywhere near the neck. He starts to twitch.
  • 14. NEVER go into TF4 Lockdown's room/quarters, THERE IS SOME KINKY SH*T IN THERE THAT WILL SCAR YOU FOR LIFE.
  • 15. NEVER try to annoy TFA Swindle. just dont.
  • 16. NEVER call TF4 Lockdown Captin crunch. He will throw you off the ship. LITERALLY.
  • 17. NEVER slap Ultra Magnus. He slaps back ten times harder.
  • 18. NEVER piss off a predacon. its a nightmare.
  • 19. NEVER run up to TFG1 Ratchet screaming "HELP I NEED A MEDIC!!". He will think youre crazy and will do checkups.
  • 20. NEVER get Crosshairs drunk. He acts lazy and clumsy and will purposly break EVERYTHING in the room.
  • 21. NEVER draw a mustache on TFA Rodimus. He will glitch.
  • 22. NEVER ask Ultra Magnus where the buttball is. just.. dont.
  • 23. NEVER have a staring contest with Shockwave. You WILL lose.
  • 24. NEVER hide TF4 Stinger's energon. He gets mad. REALLY mad.
  • 25. NEVER call TF Ironhide a cat or a dog. He WILL glitch and WILL chase you around the base.
  • 26. NEVER go into Mansen's room/quarters. Just...don't.
  • 27. NEVER troll TFArmada Sideswipe. He will glitch.
  • 28. NEVER look Barricade in the optics. He will think you're onto him.
  • 29. NEVER play Rock music when around TFA Ultra Magnus. He WILL get upset.
  • 30. NEVER get TFPRatchet drunk. He will want to play doctor ALL NIGHT
  • 31. NEVER mess around with TF4 Optimus Prime's sword. That thing is SHARP and could cut through almost ANYTHING.