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1. Hizashi gets hit by a quirk that takes u back to a baby and works it way up to what age you were when it hit u and shouta has to take care of him and he grows a year a day...erasermic obv * ***edit - a series of ships which becomes todobakukirideku and then some...seroshinkami and tsuchakina
2. Shigadabi where dabi has 2 go on a mission and toga is like boi u look like the fourth brother of snap crackle and pop so she makes him exfoliate and moisturize and wear chapstick and crap and when dabi comes back hes like ...whomst but hes all stuttery and stuff and shiggy is insecure and thinks it cuz he looks ok now and theres not many options for a gay villain with like 35% of his original skin but dabi is like naw u just leave ur hand off more now and its a lot harder to not be gay
3. Tsuchako where ochako kinda casually asks why froppy texts out ‘ribbit’ in texts and she’s like ‘u know u don’t have to do that. We kno ur a frog lol’ so tsuyu lesbian panics and starts repressing her ribbits which is bad
4. Denki powers the dorms during a blizzard and passes out during training after it ends bakukami
5. Todoina where ina overhears todo saying maybe I’d like him if he were less inasa-ish and he’s like ;-; ok so he makes a GAME PLAN with the 6 RULES (can’t remember now but I’ll look ) and todo ofc has no idea because he was talking to midorito and mido was teasing him abt his crush on ina + of course endeavor is a terrible person so todo is v. Insecure and was raised homophobic...anyway pretty angsts due to inasa trying to follow the rules and accidentally causing todo lots of pain ;-; anyway todo spars with Baku at some point and gets kinda hurt because he’s slightly preoccupied and ina is like !!! so he rushes todo up to his room and gets his 1st aid kit. Todo sees the GAME PLAN and realizes what he said (ps GAME PLAN FOR WOOING TODOROKI-SAN is the official heading) and apologizes to ina tearfully while inasa realizes how much he inadvertently hurt todo and apologizes equally tearfully
6. Viktuuri where they’re gods yuuri is a time god and nobody thinks he’s real powerful outside his family because he doesn’t believe in himself or have more than like 6 believers n he keeps 2 himself but anyway there’s some kind of Grand Feast or something ig and yuuri makes a fool out of himself or whatever and viktor (a very famous god of like love or something) falls in lurv and follows him home to hatetsu! Declaring them married and stuff happens and yuuri is badass and yurio is there with otayuri as like peace and war thanks
7. Marcojean where Marco is a titan who like wandered the forests killing other titans until he got to Wall Whatever and like they knew he was intelligent because he covered his neck so he wouldn’t die so he kind of waits there for a bit and whenever they send someone to kill him he scoops them off, puts them down, and runs away far enough that he wouldn’t be able to get there in time so they can raise the gate and let them in anyway they know he’s smart like Eren but he gets impatient and starts like..,rock climbing the wall princess bride style and they all freak out until he gets up there and kinda just chills, arms hooked over feet indented into the wall, and when someone gets too close he picks them up and sets them back ….but he sniffs everybody he can, trying to get to Jean………….anyway good ol Survey Corps is in town luckily and they hear about this freaky old titan chillin at the East Wing of Wall Who Cares and they go check it out! They split up and Eren and Levi and co go check him out first and he of course lets them approach because he knows them...so him and Eren talk (Eren talks) for a while until they have to leave, and then they give their info, and Jean decides he just has to see this weird new titan who’s skin is tattered and marked with freckles, so he does, and Marco knows, he knows it’s Jean, finally, they’re together, and he kinda scares Jean by like picking up and being none to gentle but Marco starts like nuzzling him and shiz so Jeans like ….Marco??? And they’re crying (Marcos keening) because they lurv each other. Eventually Jean reaches Marco and pulls him out ig
8. Kuroken where kuroo thought he knew kenma and all kenma’s ticks and stuff but kenma starts hanging out with lev all the time (to moan about their crushes on kuroo & yaku) and starts laughing different with him and smiling with lev and not kuroo and blushing with lev and kuroo decides that to not only get over his crush but to let kenma be happy and leave kenma alone they should stop being friends so he texts kenma this big long paragraph like ‘our moms forced us to be friends and I thought I knew you but I didn’t so ig we should stop being friends’ and kenma freaks tf out because he loves kuroo and goes to his apartment to confront him and they love each other
9. Bokuaka where bokuto and akaashi are dating but haven’t kissed or anything yet so akaashi is hanging out with kenma (who’s dating kuroo) and they’re both scared to kiss bokuto/kuroo because they’re ladies men and akaashi/kenma are scared lil virgins so they practice kissing on each other but they were planning to have a stay-at-home double date so bokuto shows up with his bag of Spicy Vinegar Pickle Lays and puts it on the counter and sees akaashi/kenma very clearly kissing and freaks out and goes home meanwhile akaashi/kenma are like ‘meh’ and go out see the Spicy Vinegar Pickle Lays or whatever and are like ‘only bokuto eats these...so where is he? We should’ve heard him come in, we were in the bedroom….shit’ and akaashi basically speeds to bokuto’s apartment and is panicking and bokuto’s not there (beer & cry run) so akaashi looks in bokuto’s bedroom to see and on his desk is a piece of paper that says ‘hey keiji, sorry. i think i’ll be late to practice tomorrow, don't wait up. see if u can toss to kenma’ so akaashi’s like HWUDGHSJHAAAHHHWAHHH until bokuto comes in half drunk already and sees akaashi sobbing and he’s immediately like babe omg what’s wrong cuz akaashi thinks he committed suicide or something crazy like that and they clutch each other tightly and akaashi chokingly explains everything and they kiss thx
10. Klance where they’re visiting some planet of shifters and klance is a secret relationship but the Princess of whatever is flirting BACK with lance and Keith is angery boy anyway lance and princess disappear somewhere and Keith goes looking to see lance kissing her BUT she’s shifted to look like Keith so lance will kiss her Keith is devastated and lance sees two Keith’s and is confused but shifter shifts back to herself and Keith is like oh ok she’s just a bitch but lance is like ‘hwaa I cheated on u….gwaah’ so they publicly come out
11. ??deku where uraraka is jealous and gets bashed because I’m angry
12. There’s a magic space flower that makes you confess your feelings to the one you love and become infatuated with them but the crew thinks it just makes you love the 1st person u see so A is infected and loves B obviously but B thinks it’s not real and gets hurt
13. Kiri has nightmares about losing bakugou so he wakes up with his arms kinda half hardened and cuts himself accidentally and Baku is right next to him in the dorms so he can hear kiri every night so anyway kiri wakes up and can’t see and it’s because he cut his eyes accidentally
14. Ineffable husbands where Crowley and aziraphale were in love before Crowley fell and the other angels were like um...no sis so they pushed Crowley ‘I didn't fall Angel...I was pushed’ yeahhh but they wiped ziras memories but not Crowleys so Crowley spent 6000 years trying to get zira to love him again he remembers eventually
15. Erasermic ms joke bashing bc if erasermic were an established thing it'd be creepy of ms joke to keep flirting with him and making husband jokes and especially after aizawa has repeatedly rebuffed her ...and mic is mad
16. Pynch where Adam is a mechanic like usual and nothing's magical except for their relationship uwu and Ronan is gansey’s friend from out of town or something and he's visiting and his car malfunctions and he goes and meet-cutes adam
17. Kiribaku baku is googling what to do if u think ur guy friend is cute and reads a bunch of hetero shit about how to attract guys like smile and do things for him and shit? So baku’s like ok fine I’m gonna be so fucking nice and shit lezgo and so he does! And kiri’s like…..bro what r u doin also maybe baku is jealous of mina?
18. original work where it’s like…. gays in a high school (akademi high lmao) —substitute teacher x student —student council member x delinquent —sports jock x occult club guy —drama club guy x housewife feminine kid —male nurse x sickly student —actual sunshine x rocker guy **maybe not the pedophilia eh
19. Viktuuri with side pairings where yuuri, phichit, guang hong, yuri & the gang are college students and viktor, Chris, otabek, leo & the gang are the mafia
20. something snowbaz don’t you understand? I just wanted to be someone people want to - to be, i want-i wanted people to be jealous of me, or look at me and just want to be me. He took a deep, shuddering breath. i just want to be someone that’s-that’s wanted. he continued quietly.
21. original work - reality tv show basically the bachelorette where nine guys compete for the heart of a girl (Ashley Sweethart) with elimination & two or three episodes a week for nine weeks and basically: the host Carson is xxxing Dave the handyman and they catch feelings, (dork) is childhood friends with (cameraman) and they’re dating *the executive director (aka Linda a bitch who thinks she’s in charge) basically just picked people off the street and forced them to participate* so he gets eliminated first, (cutie) is chubby and basically like comic relief (thanks Linda) but sweet af and starts dating (edgy) who looks kinda emo + quirky but he’s really just a dork and kind of a chubby chaser hoohoo so they’re 2nd & 3rd, Dmitri (strong and silent) is quietly crushing on (loud & short) who is basically kirishima and they’re really cute, (angry but kind) has an angry crush on (prankster), who is absolutely smitten but (abk) thinks he might just be pranking him, (nerd) falls in love with (sunshine) who ends up actually winning the show whilst (nerd) gets eliminated pretty early (sunshine) confesses his love live on TV uwu
22. a/b/o kiribaku where kirishima is a big powerhouse muscle thicci boy alpha and bakugo is a thicc big tiddy tough shit omega and kiri is trying his hardest to court baku bc he’s kinda traditional like that but meanwhile baku is wondering why kiri keeps rejecting his advances and then getting closer to him like hello mixed signals much and he’s low key kinda sad about it meanwhile kiri is gearing up for the final courting gift which is a collar after blankets and clothes and jewelry ig and invites baku out on a kinda date at a bar/club and kiris getting ready to bring out the collar and baku is like FUCK THIS ASSHOLE I DONT NEED YOU because kiri is kinda nervous and maybe baku thinks he’s telling him about another omega and runs off and start kissing some other dude (Shindou?) whilst kiri is heartbroken ofc and leaves the collar w baku and then baku is like …...hUh??? collar???? and then montage of all the courting kiris done and bakus like that old fashioned asshole…. :,((( so he puts all his jewelry on and dresses really nice and makes kiri go with him to dinner and he’s like i didn’t think you were courting me -i-i’d hoped...and they get together and have powerhouse top kiri and slutty bottom baku sex
23. Erasermic hizashi gets hit with a truth quirk which doesn’t bode well for his secret marriage to shouta - angsty bc he really doesn’t want to disappoint shouta so he tries his best to keep everything back
24. aizawa is the parental soulmate of 22 kids - 1-A minus mineta, eri, shinsou, and monoma 22 chapters
25. uhh a two pov story where the pov of one guy is from where they first met and he like got in a car crash and woke up in some fae cabin and the other pov is from the fae dude who got captured and is in a circus and his boy comes to rescue him
26. reddie where eddie and myra are on diva brides or something like that and richie is best man
27. kirikamisero where kiri and kami (omega and alpha) are together, sero their beta roommate. he sad bc he love them 2 but think their ship complete (they wouldn’t need him anyway) kirikami sad bc they’re in love w sero but think he’s not interested, sero overhears kirikami rowling about how they should stop rooming w him and runs off to a club where he grinds on an alpha & omega randos is sad bc they aren’t kirikami so goes home and kk get jealous bc sero smells like other people so they do it and talk next morning
28. ineffable husbands where god modeled humans more closely after angels and gave them wings which means that to blend in on earth aziraphale and crowley kept their wings out and it’s a wingfic :)
29. snowbaz au where baz was abandoned for being a vampire and grew up with Simon and when the Mage come he's like what the fuck and them and Penelope are bffs and they grow up loving each other bc I can and Agatha is an asshole >:(
30. boarding school like hogwarts but it’s scary but everyone’s pretty much acclimated to it
31. ok so guy wakes up post apocalyptic world shits ravaged ok and his throats been torn out so he can't talk and he has no memories he gets picked up by a roaming band of ppl who explain that they think he's the lost lover of the new king who rules the land post apocalypse . so they embark on road trip to take him to the king and he starts getting pre apocalypse memories. basically there's some kind of twist where they end up betraying him bc there's these underground dudes that want him as leverage over King. pre apocalypse they were lovers and King was like this chosen one meant to save the realm and guy was his lover who stayed by him and patched his wounds and one day these underground guys that are like no >:( we're better battle him and guy gets caught up and his throat is slit King goes batshit and lays waste to the world in the end they're still in love of course **maybe the group is like blah blah King evil and bad >:( we must hide from him here come underground with us, the good guys :)
32. zukka maybe?? basically when aang was frozen the cycle got confused and was like well ok new avatar after a while and it’s zuko but the plot still happens normally until somehow we find out zuko is also avatar. everyone has had a crush on sokka bc he’s sokka
33. thorin x bilbo normal au bc i can’t be assed where thorins cock is huge and they have to prep bilbos poor filthy hole a lot :( how sad :(( inspired by reapersun’s one art w big cock thorin