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== [!] Alcor618 has joined ==
Ghost_In_The_Machine: And on top of everything else my wallet got stolen :/
Betelgeuse: Hi Al!
Kitsune01: Sup Alcor
0sagebrush: @Alcor618 hey man! busy last night?
[!] Grimalkin: That’s a shame, Ghosti. But at least you got everything worked out, right?
[!] Alcor618: @0sagebrush: Another cult sacrificed a kid. Things… got messy.
Betelgeuse: Only two days until the Twin Souls movie premiere! I can’t wait x3
Ghost_In_The_Machine: I mean, I guess so… but still, not how I’d like to spend my Saturday night :/
0sagebrush: @Alcor618 eech. say no more.
Kitsune01: I know! I’ve already got my tickets. Mom thinks I’m crazy lol
[!] Grimalkin: Sorry to hear that. Wish there was something I could do to help.
Betelgeuse: I still need to buy mine… at least I’ve got my Mizar costume ready
0sagebrush: @Alcor618 gonna have to go stockpile more candy after that last summons… shame there’s no sales coming up
Ghost_In_The_Machine: I just need to get my mind off things, I guess. Grim, how’s Gem doing? :)
== darkowl has joined! ==
[!] Grimalkin: She’s doing good! I still can’t get over how fluffy she is. Thanks again for her, Alcor.
Kitsune01: Pfft I’m not dressing up
[!] Alcor618: Thanks for all that, @0sagebrush.
[!] Grimalkin: Welcome back @darkowl!
[!] Alcor618: You’re welcome, @Grimalkin. And I still like the name Gemini.
Ghost_In_The_Machine: Please tell me you have more pictures ;3;
0sagebrush: @Alcor618: no, thank YOU. seriously you’re a lifesaver
darkowl: hi all
Kitsune01: Guess we didn’t scare you off yesterday, huh? :P
Betelgeuse: But dressing up is half the fun! Might as well dork it up with the midnight crew :P
[!] Grimalkin: Knew you’d like the name, Alcor. And sorry, Ghosti, but my camera’s been acting up recently.
darkowl: not quite lol
[!] Alcor618: You’re welcome.
Ghost_In_The_Machine: Aww
Kitsune01: Still haven’t found an Alcor, though, have you? :P
[!] Alcor618: @Grimalkin, I could help with the camera if you want.
Betelgeuse: Maybe I’ll find one waiting in line xP
darkowl: you guys are weird lol
[!] Grimalkin: Thanks for the offer, but I was planning on going to the mall anyway.
Kitsune01: We shipped Micor before it was cool xD
Ghost_In_The_Machine: Hope your trip to the store goes better than mine :P
Kitsune01: Such romance lol
Betelgeuse: You know you love it, darkowl. :P
[!] Grimalkin: I hope so too, Ghosti.
darkowl: god you girls are obsessed with that stupid movie
Betelgeuse: damn right we did, micor 5eva xD
[!] Grimalkin: I’m not, @darkowl. Never really appealed to me, honestly.
Kitsune01: were such hipsters lol
0sagebrush: anyway i gotta study some more for tuesdays chem final
[!] Alcor618: @Betelgeuse, @Kitsune01, please don’t.
darkowl: wait grimalkin ur a chick?
[!] Grimalkin: See you later Sage!
0sagebrush: but thanks again @Alcor618
Betelgeuse: Bye Sage!
darkowl: cya
Ghost_In_The_Machine: Bye Sage
[!] Alcor618: Any time.
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Kitsune01: Bye sage
Betelgeuse: What do you mean don’t, Alcor? ;3;
Kitsune01: darn too late xP
[!] Grimalkin: And yes, I’m a girl. Not that it matters much, but.
Kitsune01: yeah, wazzat about, dude?
[!] Alcor618: Don’t ship Mizar/Alcor. Don’t get into those novels… just… just don’t. Please don’t.
Betelgeuse: WHAT
Kitsune01: wait wut
Ghost_In_The_Machine: I’m a girl, too, fyi. :P
darkowl: didnt mean to make a big deal grimalkin
Betelgeuse: Micor isn’t 5eva? ;3;
darkowl: just didnt know
Kitsune01: OMGGGGGGGG
Ghost_In_The_Machine: HAH told you Mizar/Alcor wasn’t a thing! :P
[!] Grimalkin: I figured. Just letting you know, @darkowl.
darkowl: omg im surrounded by chicks
Ghost_In_The_Machine: And Alcor.
Ghost_In_The_Machine: Alcor’s not a chick. :P
darkowl: lol k
Betelgeuse: My life is a lie ;3;
Kitsune01: Ah well, still like the books
darkowl: y r u guize freaking out
Betelgeuse: But wait
darkowl: just pm if alcor618 doesnt like shipping in the chat
Kitsune01: What, Bee?
Betelgeuse: IS MIZMAN CANON THEN
Ghost_In_The_Machine: You guys are way overreacting lol
Ghost_In_The_Machine: pfft
Betelgeuse: OR WOODCORE
Kitsune01: OMGGGGGGGGG
[!] Grimalkin: Oh yeah, you don’t know about Alcor, @darkowl, do you?
darkowl: know wut
Kitsune01: OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Kitsune01: asdfasdfasdfasdf
Ghost_In_The_Machine: I think we broke Kit lol
[!] Alcor618: You really want to know?
Betelgeuse: yes
[!] Grimalkin: Stop badgering Alcor about his love life, guys. That’s just rude.
Kitsune01: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Ghost_In_The_Machine: Have you tried turning off Kit and then turning her back on again? :P
darkowl: i dont get it
Betelgeuse: omg please tell us
Kitsune01: plzzzzzzzz
[!] Grimalkin: @darkowl, Alcor618 is Alcor. As in, the actual demon.
darkowl: wut
[!] Alcor618: Mizar’s actually married to the Woodsman.
Betelgeuse: omg
Kitsune01: omggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
[!] Grimalkin: So don’t piss him off. One of our old mods learned that lesson the hard way.
Ghost_In_The_Machine: CLEAR! *uses defibrillator on Kit*
Kitsune01: I cant even
Ghost_In_The_Machine: CALLED IT!
darkowl: if ur the real alcor prove it @Alcor618
Betelgeuse: Ooh this is gonna be good
Kitsune01: omg woodstar is canon i’m crying T_T
[!] Grimalkin: @darkowl Be careful what you wish for…
Betelgeuse: Lucky guess Ghosti :P
Ghost_In_The_Machine: SHE’S ALIVE! :P
Betelgeuse: But seriously this changes EVERYTHING :o
[!] Alcor618: @darkowl Your name is Dwayne, though everybody at school calls you DJ. You’re flunking math because you refuse to do your homework. You’ve summoned me three times, and last time you wanted two tickets to a sold-out Summoning Circle concert so you could go out on a date with Jordana, a cheerleader who’s in your English class. You’re allergic to strawberries and afraid of snakes. Is that enough proof?
darkowl: HOLY SHIT
Betelgeuse: lololol
Ghost_In_The_Machine: welcome to the group DWAYNE
Kitsune01: But wait, if WoodStar’s canon, who are you dating Alcor?
darkowl: this is cray-cray
[!] Alcor618: I’m not dating anybody.
[!] Grimalkin: Can we talk about something else? I really don’t care about Alcor’s love life or those trashy Twin Souls novels. No offense.
Betelgeuse: So you’re single! O_O
[!] Alcor618: What?
darkowl: i cant handle this right now sry
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Ghost_In_The_Machine: Fine with me, Grim. Any ideas on what to talk about now? xP
Kitsune01: Bee found her Alcor after all lol
Betelgeuse: OMG you should come with me to the movie Alcor
[!] Grimalkin: I don’t know. My life’s been pretty boring lately, honestly.
[!] Alcor618: I think those books gave you guys the wrong idea about me…
Betelgeuse: This is so EXCITING!!!
Kitsune01: You two would make a cute couple <3
Ghost_In_The_Machine: And I’ve told you my whole story already lol
[!] Alcor618: Look, I’m flattered, but… no. It’s not going to happen.
Ghost_In_The_Machine: *shrugs*
Betelgeuse: Why not? ;3;
Kitsune01: awwww
[!] Grimalkin: Guys… Knock it off. Give Alcor some space.
Kitsune01: Two ships sunk in a row lol
Betelgeuse: And who’s Gliese then? Please tell me she still exists, that story arc is so cute! <3
[!] Alcor618: If this is all you guys are going to ask me about, I’m going to leave for now.
[!] Grimalkin: Don’t leave Alcor! There has to be something else we can talk about!
Kitsune01: Gliese can’t exist if Micor isn’t canon lol
Betelgeuse: ugh
Ghost_In_The_Machine: I never cared for the Gliese plot personally
[!] Alcor618: Sorry guys, but I don’t really want to talk about this. I’m out.
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