Chapter Text
Chapter 1: Niklas Backstrom and his daemon
Chapter 2: Gigantic prehistoric parrot vs dinosaur
Chapter 3: [anonymous creator]'s first meme
Chapter 4: How blazeball actually works
Chapter 5: Cute Cats In Your Area!
Chapter 6: Kadaj/A taller cock
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
The goat was not only chosen because of the Gavle goat, but because we the creator believe that Niklas Backstrom's soul would in fact take the shape of a goat. For both he and they are:
tenacious. omnivorous. unnerving.
And most importantly, way scarier when they're charging you than you'd think from looking at them
not that we're speaking from personal experience
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