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Laslow, a young man with silver hair, a bright mind, and as he says, ‘devilish looks’, has one unfortunate problem.
He can’t get fucking laid.
He tries and tries, but unfortunately, no one even goes to his tea parties. ( A complete waste of the snacks, and the tea! ) But he still tries, and still ever-so fails. This day, was another failed day. So he sits alone, drinking his tea, and eating the sweets. He was in his own little world, so he didn’t notice the door to his room creak open.
“Well, hello my little silver-haired fellow~” The man with white hair said, a sly grin on his face.
Laslow jumped, almost spilling some tea on himself. Some quick movements kept it in its rightful cup, thankfully. “What in the world are you doing in here, Niles!?”
“Secret reasons. Why should I tell you, hmm?”
“You’re in my room!” he ended up setting the cup on its plate, knowing it's far safer on its plate than in his hands.
“Good point, good point. A better question is, do you think you could handle the question?”
“I’m trying to enjoy myself, so please. Hurry up.”
“Are you tired of not getting fucked? Your bad mood isn’t hard to notice, you know.” His grin only grew, he was looking more devious by the second.
“Why are you even paying attention!?...Actually, never mind that question. Knowing you, you’ve probably paid attention to much worse.” He rolled his eyes, and Niles slowly got closer.
“And you’re not wrong. But maybe I can help you out, hm?”
“...This isn’t the sort of thing that comes with no strings attached. Especially if it’s the route I think you’re going in.” Laslow sighed, watching Niles take a seat close to him. This didn’t help his worries, but at least they were eye-to-eye now.
“Well, you know how everyone is connected now, even if they used to be enemies...I’ve taken the time to know all of them. And, from one flirter to another, I think you can get everyone under your smooth little fingers.” He quickly grabbed one of the muffins Laslow had made, taking a bite out of it.
“You could just ask me to pass them to you...And, that is an interesting offer. I wouldn’t be lying when I say I’m interested. Though again, I’ll need to know the catch.”
“The catch is you’ll have to let me fuck you, first,” Niles says, almost looking bored whilst biting into the muffin. “Oh, and nice choice on making these.”
“...How did you ever become a retainer…” Laslow mutters to himself, before speaking in his normal voice. “Okay, I suppose I can allow that. Though perhaps you can give me a sample on how you plan to help me?”
“Oh, of course. I’ll use myself, in this case. I hope you’re ready.”
“Well...I’m as ready as I’ll ever be.” He leaned back, stretching his neck and arms.
“Niles, also known as me, loves the simple things in life. Like walking on the bloody corpses of your enemies, be them Hoshidan or Nohrian. I like my sex bloody and rough, and I like to top. And don’t be afraid if you get bitten, I have good intentions~”
“...I am suddenly more terrified than I was before.” Laslow shudders slightly while talking, and sighs.
“Hey, if you don’t want to do it, I won’t force you to. You’re able to make your own decisions.” He says, looking completely serious for once.
“...True...I wouldn’t prefer this to be my first, but I suppose I could allow this. I don’t think you’ll kill me, after all.”
“Well...I don’t think I will either. You are rather good-looking, after all~ And besides, I plan to help you out. Even if you’re rather suspicious sometimes.” Niles sat the unfinished muffin down and got up. Pulling Laslow up from his chair. “Especially, when you go out on little dancing times.”
“H...Hey, I have my reasoning to go out. You can’t judge me.”
“Oh, I’m not judging. I just think it’s cute, especially for a guy.” Niles laughs and pulls Laslow closer.
“I...I couldn’t call such an action cute. Dancing is far more manly than you would think.”
“Oh, I’m sure.” Niles didn’t bother to let him continue after that, because he pulled him into a kiss. Doing far less than Laslow imagined, especially since Niles was always, constantly, forever , sexual. He had returned the kiss as well as he could, ‘I lack practice, okay!’ his mind had screamed to nothing in particular.
Niles pulled away and separated from him entirely. “You’re a bit of a work-in-progress, but I think we can work on that.”
“A...A work in progress!?” Laslow almost screamed, clearly being overdramatic.
“Yes, yes, and I plan to perfect you.”
“I...I am amazed at how quickly you can change from insulting to sexual, sometimes.”
“You know me far better than that, I assure you that this is only one layer of my package~”