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...so anyway, that is why I think we should vote Debbie off of the squad.
[sigh] Hold on. My brother just walked into the room.
No, it’s okay. I don’t need to go. I can keep talking. He probably just wants another handjob.
Yeah, I have to give them to him all of the time. It’s pretty gross actually. He’s already taken off his pants.
[pause]
Yeah, he’s my brother. You know that. That’s what makes it especially gross. Wait a second, I need to switch my phone to the other ear. I need to have my handjob hand free.
No, don’t hang up. We’ve got important cheerleader business to discuss. He’ll be done in a few minutes tops. Well, unless he’s in super-horny mode, in which case he needs to get off multiple times. Now, if he wants a blowjob, then I will definitely need to call you back. But for now I’m good.
But back to Debbie. She’s not really keeping up the standards of the team. Her grades aren’t good, and she misses practices all of the time. And did you see her cheers at the last game? Pathetic.
What? No, I wasn’t calling you pathetic. I’m talking to my friend on the phone. Although it does kind of fit. You’re making your sister give you handjobs and other lewd stuff. Now shut up. You’re getting what you want, and I’m in the middle of a very important phone call.
Sorry. I hope the background noises aren’t too distracting. Maybe the phone doesn’t even pick them up. It’s honestly kind of loud here, mostly because of his moaning. Can you hear all of that?
No? Good. I’ve learned to tune it out, and just kind of zone out while I’m jerking him off. It works out better that way. So anyway, back to Debbie. I kind of want to get this settled before next week’s game, so that we can bring one of the girls up from junior varsity and-
Really? Can’t you see I’m on the phone? Can you wait like ten minutes for a blowjob? Or maybe just let me finish you with my hand?
[sigh] Well, that’s fucking great. Fine. Be that way.
Sorry. My brother’s being a dick. The good news is that I can still keep talking. I don’t have to suck his cock.
The bad news is that apparently is the day he fucks me for the first time.
[pause for reply]
No, seriously. Don’t make a big deal about it. I knew this day would come. It’s a little embarrassing it has to happen while I’m talking to you, but I can’t let my stupid brother get in the way of my responsibilities as head cheerleader.
One sec though. I need to take off my panties and lie down on my back apparently. I’m still wearing my uniform from practice. I should take it off if he’s going to fuck me, But honestly I think he’ll be disappointed if I’m not wearing. It’s both really gross and kind of cute at the same time.
[pause]
Whoa, wait. No condom, mister? What are you trying to pull here? Do you want to get me pregnant?
[pause for reply]
Oh. Well, in that case, go ahead I guess. Don’t let my dreams of saving my virginity for marriage and not having a baby with a family member get in your way then.
Sorry. Are you still there? I really feel bad about having to keep interrupting our conversation.
No, this isn’t a bad time. I mean, yeah it is. But I’m not going to give him the satisfaction of ruining this phone call. Although he’ll probably end up satisfied in a lot of other ways.
Anyways… sorry, where were we? He’s starting to poke his cock against my pussy, and it’s really distracting.
Hey, for God’s sake, if you’re going to do it, don’t waste my time and do it already. Or come back later for your blowjob.
I think he’s nervous. I mean, fucking your sister is a big step I guess, even for a pervert like him. He probably is shocked I’m giving it up so easily. But I’m tired of just waiting for it to happen one day, you know?
Wait, I think he’s made up his mind. It’s going in. He’s stretching me…
[moan as entered]
Okay, back. I’m good for a bit here. I’ll just let him do whatever he’s going to do now that’s he’s in me, but that doesn’t really require my attention. So where were we?
[pause for reply]
Oh yeah. Debbie, and ditching her before the next game. Maybe we don’t need to totally get rid of her. We can just move her off the active roster. Maybe let her do pep rallies if she stands in the back, but not actual games.
[pause for reply]
Hmm? Yeah, he’s fucking me all right. I thought that was kind of obvious. But just ignore him like I am. It’s not like you’re actually here to see or hear any of this, let alone being the one getting fucked by him. And I don’t really feel like talking about the entire experience right now. It’s not that he’s bad or anything. It’s just that it… it feels bad, you know? Like that time we got busted for cheating on that test and got sent to the principal’s office? Except instead of all that, my brother is fucking me.
He’s picking up speed now. It may mess up my ability to talk a little, or maybe I’ll drop the phone. But just bear with me here. We’re almost done with the conversation. He probably won’t last long either.
[moan]
Sorry. I told you he wasn’t necessarily bad. The fact that it’s kind of turning me one makes it worse though. But, um… Debbie. Yeah, her. God I should have blackmailed her into fucking my brother so I wouldn’t have to. I feel kind of foolish for not thinking of that a few weeks ago, because I’m pretty sure she would have gone for it to stay on the main squad.
Oh, damn it.
No, don’t worry about it. It’s just that I think I’m going to cum from all of this. I really hate the idea, and it’s just going to inflate his ego and give him all kinds of the wrong ideas. Maybe we should continue this call later.
[pause for reply]
Really? You don’t mind. That’s cool of you.
Wait. Was that a moan?
That was a moan, and it wasn’t me, and that sure wasn’t him.
Are you masturbating?
Are you fucking masturbating to the idea of my big brother raping me?
Yes, I am upset. I was hoping for a little more understanding here. I’ve grown to expect my brother to use me for his sexual pleasure, but not my best friend.
[sigh] But fine. Since you are playing along at home, I think he’s getting close. And I am too.
Do you think it’s too late for me to tell him to pull out? I mean it’s literally not. He hasn’t cum yet. I’m just rethinking the whole getting pregnant thing. I was kind of bluffing him at the time, but that didn’t stop him. And then I was just like “whatever”, except now it seems like a bigger deal.
[pause for reply]
“Let him cum in me?” Some friend you are. If you give advice like that, how can I trust you on the important stuff, like Debbie?
Wait, hold on. I think he’s just about done, and I am too. So… if that means you need to make yourself cum too, then whatever.
Oh, this is it. He’s going to cum in me. Which is bad. And I’m going to cum too, which is almost as bad. Except I’m kind of looking forward to the second thing in a weird, Stockholm Syndrome kind of way. But not the incestual pregnancy thing. I don’t want my brother’s baby in me.
Do I?
Oh fuck, I do.
Pretend you didn’t hear that.
Not you. Her. Well, you too. You definitely didn’t hear that. Now shut up and cum in me already!
[orgasm or improv to orgasm]
[pause]
So, did you cum? I mean, it sounded like you did.
No, not you moron. I was here for your orgasm, and can feel your cum inside of me. Now shut up.
So, did you cum too while you listened to all of that?
Good. Then we can finish up this business with Debbie.
[sigh] Nevermind. He’s still hard. This is one of those super-horny days I mentioned earlier, so this could go on for a while.
This just isn’t working out I guess. Let me call you back in half an hour.
No, make that an hour. He may last even longer this time if he’s already cum once. So will am hour work? Or maybe a touch longer?
[pause for reply]
Um, yeah. You could come over if you want. We could discuss Debbie in person. Although you’re just down the street. You might walk in on something kind of gross.
Wait. You don’t think I’m going to have a threesome with my brother and my best friend, are you?
[sigh] Okay. But we really do need to talk about Debbie at some point here.
Now hurry up and get here. I’m going to need a break pretty soon I think. I’m still worn out from practice. You can get fucked after this and… I don’t know. We’ll do some vaguely or not so vaguely lesbian stuff with each other while he’s doing that? Or afterwards too if we’re still worked up. Does that sound like a plan?
[pause for reply]
Okay, cool. Just let yourself in.
[moan] It’s what my brother is doing to me right now…