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People on the SMP and in genral kinda forget about the "All mighty Orphan killing blood god" or more common known as Technoblade.He became a little bit more of an urban legend like mothman or big foot.It wasn't on purpose per say just life got busy people were worried about Dream escaping and much more.But all that meant was good ol' Techno gets to finally relax not be plagued by someone wanting something or even some government trying to take freedom.And for the gods' sake he deserved and needed it because unlike most people thought,Techno wasn't born a god amoung men but quite the opposite.The journey was tough and hurt him in so many ways.Here is the story of how Technoblade became the all mighty Orphan killing imortal Blood God and how he was finally able to find his peace and rest after too much pain,suffering,lost and most of all time.
The piglin hybrid had grown up in a hostile place known to most as the Nether.The Nether was far from a good place to grow up.It was filled with lava,dangerous creatures and the place had a survival rate of only about 38%.Heck he was a hybrid of a dangerous creature.He only exists because some dumbass who was traveling through the Nether thought that a piglin was looking a little too good if you know what I mean.But Techno didn't care because truth be told the fucker is long dead because piglins aren't the nicest when it comes to crossbreeding or even normal breeding.So he was seen as an outcast.Ya know since he was half breed no dad and no mother really showing him love.So by the time he was no longer a piglet probably 6 maybe 7 years old he was too human for some piglin and in the eyes of the few and far humans he'd encounter he was too dangerous and hostile to be seen as their own species.Those were the beliefs of the few humans he'd met through the years but in his opinion they were far worse than him.All they did was take from him and his bastion and kill those who defended themselves.He never trusted them and he never would.
Safety as you can probably tell was basically never guaranteed in the Nether.See it was common for humans either by themselves or less commonly in groups of 2-5 to pillage the piglins villiges or bastions.But large groups were even less known.So when a young only 10 year or so old Techno saw the hoard of axe and sword weilding humans he knew only bad things would soon follow.The poor child watched as his family and close friends were slaughtered.His own mother if he could call her that got killed right before him.People he called friends beat and blugded with sword handles or flat parts of an axe.Thats when th first of the voices started.The chants to seek blood or to fight.But he was only a child probably about half the size of the men killing.So he was forced to watch basically helpless from the only safe place which was a small spot hidden within the thick Blackstone that covers the walls meant to keep his village safe, but at that moment he was the only one being spared.Blood covered so many things.People,the ground,weapons clutched in hands like lifelines all covered in the crimson red with an overwhelming iron smell enveloping the area of the massacre.All the perceious belongings of his own and his family taken without a single after thought.Soon the people found him.One of the people thought thay the ruby red color shinning in the netherack was a gem not the eyes of a newly ophraned child.Once realizing the shinning color wasn't a gem the man dragged Techno out by his long pink hair.It hurt so bad.Techno was wailing and bawling like a pigle but after getting yelled at many times he was able to calm himself.But soon he saw the portal and knew he was in for it.He starting squealing and hyperventilating and not to long after someone got tired of the blood curdling cries for help hit him the hardest he had been hit so he passed out and stop making the god awful noises plauging his captures.
He awoke some time later to being shackled by his arms,legs and neck inside some type of carrier cage for what he now knows was for live stock.Soon the stranger with their even stranger language gave him to another odd person.He knew with the sound of passing coins he had been sold.He only knew because he remembered the other people of the villige trading and buying when he would shop with his mother.Gods he missed his old way of life already.He had no clue how long it had been since the terrible murder of all his village all he knew was the hiraeth feeling plaguing his heart and mind.The new person was worse than his original captures.The new person would hit the young piglin and would sell him out to freaks who liked the innocence and exoticness of a piglin hybrid.After four painful and extremely traumatizing years men and women grew to no longer see the innocence in the only 14 year old hybrid.He began to seem to human.They didn't see the clean little boy.They saw the crooked teeth,dry sun tarnished skin,the eyes of a man who had seen far too much and the as they thought unacceptable and unnatural hair growth once not on the piglins skin. All of these thing made the creepy people paying to caress and fondle a young boy see their creepiness.Soon he was thrown into a cage again to be sold for what only the gods may know.Little did the scared child in the cage know that the life he was about to be forced into would be the worse and best thing to ever happen to him.
The selling of the young piglin got him into a whole new and terrible life.He only realized that when he started getting into a dirt area with a human in armor and a sword with people cheering.He was forced to fight.He once again heard the both familiar and unfamiliar voices.They all begged and screamed louder than the crowd for blood.He some how delivered exactly what the pleads wanted and the voices rejoiced with praises to a blood god and many phrases like"GG" and "Blood for the Blood god".Even if the crowds booed and acted like he was the worse the young piglin felt a surge of something unregistered to his young mind.He felt so odd like he was nothing less than a god while still being terrified and wanting to cry for his mother.
With the surprising win aftrr win Techno was being thrown in the rings to fight to eat or at some points live.He was first hated by people but they soon grew to know him and praises of him as the blood god began to spread due to a time when he was victorious and announced it loudly to the audience.News spread of him as a competitor with his unusual but now staple boar skull mask only showing the ruby turned blood red eyes and to him at the time he thought was history.He thought he would live within the grasp of his handler for he rest of his life and compete.But he didn't want that because even with his power in the stadium he was helpless outside.Always pumped with weakness potions and poisoned to the closest you could get to death if he acted out.Soon he was so famous old men wanted to meet him and "test him out" as they put it.And the money hungry man Technoblade knew as his handler would let them but not without a pretty penny as a price tag.But disturbingly and disgustingly enough they would put out the hundreds or even thousands of gold and copper coins for some "alone time" with a 15 year old Technoblade or as they knew "blood god".Every time a new guy with bags of gold and copper would come into the room he would be put right back into the helpless 10 year body he once was confined to.He would be digusted and shameful of acts.All the words thrown at him as if he was nothing but a toy to played with then tossed to the next rich weirdo.This type of paid practice and thing lasted years and as Techno grew so did his hatred for the should be great politicians and higher-ups who would pay for their fun but let their towns people starve and scrounge to meet their ridiculous taxes to fuel their nights with children and gambling addiction.He promised to one day kill and take down all the people who did things like this.He hated all their guts and hated the system the worked for.
He always was on edge until he met his best friend,Phil.The man with ink black wing that looked like the clearest of night skys,clad in the finest green materials kimonos and his signature wide brim bucket hat with a veil he usually wore to concel his face.Only sometimes being glimpsed at is his sky blue eyes a deep contrast to the dark colors and nightly terror feeling he would provoke for people more often than not.Techno had met him because Phil was also known as a ferious warrior as well as an immortal traveler,and also to be known as wealthy beyond imagination.This had at first set Techno off.He was genuinely scared to met him because he knew how wealthy men were especially with people like him.He knew they they only wanted him unclothed and sedated beyond imagination.He had felt too many wondering hands and heard too many comments about himself like he was nothing more than an object and monster from people he assumed Phil was similar too. Just another one of the bunch of sick fucks he had to sadly met and "play with" for money he never could dream of seeing or knowing of.He knew Phil wasnt like that now but he had met him not as a kind person who loved going but as the legen known as the angel of death.A evil creature known for leaving towns ruined in the name of Lady death and as well as being a masteredly skilled and well rounded fighter.Even if at this point Techno had taken the stance of God in the ring he knew that a person close enough to any godess to become an angel would make him shiver and rethink his life that was forced onto him.He didn't care if he was a hybrid and was worshiped a god of chaos and disaster he knew Lady death and her people were much more dangerous and left a larger impact than he ever could.Now thinking back he knows Lady death or Kristen was kind and had always protected him and wanted him for an angel but Eris and her still were fighting to claim him as thier own angel.But in the moment seeing the angel in front of him he panicked.He was not set to fight him but instead to be sold which had shocked him far beyond the prospect of dying that moment would have.He knew from talk of creepy and rich noble men that he was quote "an expensive bitch" or something along the lines of that.So knowing he had been sold made him wonder how much the angel truly had ecoumlated over the decades possibly centuries he had traveled according to legend.From the look of bags of neither copper nor gold but emerald he would guess well beyond an imaginable and achievable anount.He was newly 18 years old and just sold for the third time in his life.If he was scared to met the angel before he was terrified to leave the shabby room he was staying in at the moment with him now.
To say Techno was confused with his new owner? Handelr? What ever the fuck Phil is to him now is an understatement.The angel or as he soon learned Philza or for short Phil didn't treat him like complete dog shit.He didn't hit him or during the transportation period cage or even shackle him.At first Techno thought it was to lure him into a safe mindset so he could make him feel guilty and love him.But he began to see that Phil just actually cared.Phil didn't strave Techno he actually almost was overfeeding the piglin.He wasn't feed only slob but instead potatoes and other seemingly luxurious items.Phil treated him like a normal person which happened for the first time in his painful.He got his own food,bed and even a money when they would stop in towns.Phil wouldn't dictate what Techno could or could not wear like the other people.The old people would force him to wear distgusting and revealing clothes when not in battle.They would walk him around and display him as if he was a trophy only good for its beauty.He would let Techno read and sleep instead of selling him out and working him in the ranks to death.Techno felt afraid with all the feelings of not wanting to run.He thought he had finally broken.
Techno began to like Phil and bond with him.Even with all of that he still was weary of the avain.He believed the care was a rouse to get him to be obedient.Phil knew he felt that way but didn't blame the piglin because it was reasonable.He accepted that ever since he bought the guy which he still feels kinda weird about.
Later after probably about a century of Friedship and travel with the angel he knew he was bought at that point for about 5,000 thousand emeralds which was about the same amount in gold or copper it would be for a night with him.Phil also explained why he had forked out some of his wealth to an asshole like his handler.Phil had of course heard about the "All mighty blood god" but upon learning more he saw all rhe talk of him being a "nice piece of ass" and other disgusting things.So Phil with permission of Lady death or as he called her his wife he bought Technoblade.He didn't do it to be a creep just instead to keep him from the creepy old guys with fat pockets he knew would soon be in the land.He had heard rumors of people wanting to buy Techno so he got there before them and left with Techno before they could even arrive.At first Techno even though his friend thought it was a load of absolute bull shit.He only believed when Lady death told him.She laughed while recounting Phil asking.She had told Techno,phil had asked like a child buying a toy but also explained that Techno was in fact not a toy but a beloved friend.
After years of travel Techno and Phil came to a land called the Earth SMP.Once that land through government and business was conquered they left.After they landed in where this story actually takes place.The land of the DREAM SMP.This land was plagued with war after war.Battles that forced Phil and Techno to hurt people and be used as weapons.It took years of pain before it seemed like the smoke had finally cleared.While the wars and battle took place,Phil and Techno built their resting place together.A home to hide themselves in.Far into the cold tundra.Farms and simple activities filled the duos days.This is where the legend of the blood god or now known as Technoblade ends.Pain and suffering was the stable of the piglins life but he ended it with relaxation and companion of his not husband husband Phil.Only years into tge duos retirement was when Techno was finally taken by his other lover.His eternal rest with Lady death.Phil mourned before he soon too joined.A cabin in the icy tundra and stories of great battle is what is left of the Great Technoblade ,The blood god and Orphan killer.