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It was like any other day in Skyhold except today Abelas was visiting. I like Abelas but I think he's in love with me which is bad because I love SOLAS obviously because I am a Dalish female elf MAGE. I also love Cullen.
“I think Mythal is here, “ Abelas said strangely.
“No, Abelas!” I screamed. “She's not here! It's Morrigan!” Abelas was never very smart. “I know why you're REALLY here. It's because you LOVE me.”
Abelas fell to his knees. “Yes, vehnan. Ar lath ma forever please bond with me.”
“No!” I roared. “I at lath ma SOLAS!” I flipped my beautiful long black hair. It's the color of coal right when you burn it.
Solas came in then. He was MAD.
“Who dare touched ma vehnan?!” he said angrily.
Abelas jumped and cowered away. “I apologize to thee, oh holy Fen’Harel!”
Solas crossed his arms. “If you are truly sorry, then you will be Ellana’s slave.”
Abelas nodded his head sadly, but also happily because he gets to be near me all the time.
“You can stay as long as you don't try anything Abelas because I belong to ma vehnan SOLAS,” I threatened.
“Yes, ma vehn--INQUISITOR,” Abelas said hurriedly.
After that Solas and I went to the tavern to drink with the Chargers. We got really drunk and I was singing really loudly with Bull but I sang the best so Bull stopped.
“That was so beautiful,” Bull said with a tear coming out of his eyepatch.
“Ma vehnan is the best,” Solas said dreamily.
Later we went to my really big room, but I redecorated it in black and red because I love Falon’din God of the DEAD and have his vallaslan. All the windows are also painted black because I don't like the sun and also the bedsheets are all black.
“Solas I want you NOW!” I cried.
“No, vehnan, I can never! Not when you don't know--” he said mysteriously and darkly.
“How many times do I have to say I don't care about your past Solas! Let's just do it!!!”
He started to kiss me fiercely and he stuck his tongue in my mouth. Our tongues clashed and fought for dominance but I won because I’m INquisitor. I think he used magic because I orgasmed the kiss was so good.
“Ar lath ma harhen!” I shouted and grabbed at his pants.
“NO VEHNAN! We can’t!!!!!” he screamed and fade stepped away.
“SOLAS!” I yelled. What was he hiding! I was so mad.
Cullen came in then because he heard my cry. “Ar lath ma Ellana ma vehnan!” he said lovingly and started to kiss me.
I kissed him back because I was mad at Solas and wasn’t satisfied and I also love Cullen. Our tongues fought for dominance and he took off his clothes. He was naked and I touched his THINGIE.
“Vehnan!” Cullen said.
We kissed a lot and he touched me down there!! It felt so good.
“Ar lath ma SOLAS!” I shouted by accident.
Cullen started to cry and he ran away NAKED.
I felt bad, but I was distracted because what was Solas hiding??? I decided to find out when………..