Archive of Our Own

Video transcription:

[Ladybug and Chat Noit stand side-by-side in front of the camera. The background is of the parisian skyline]

LB: Hello guys!

[Chat Noir waves enthusiastically at the camera]

CN: Hi!

LB: Welcome to the Miraculous Blog! Chat and I have been talking about doing this for a while and he's finally managed to convince me.

CN: I had very convincing arguments.

LB: He bribed me with macarons and coffee.

CN: And it worked! Really, bugaboo, I think that says more about you than it does about me. [Chat Noir turns to look at Ladybug and smirks at her. She crosses her arms and cocks her hip, looking back at him.]

LB: Oh, shush. I would have agreed earlier if your ideas for what to do with your section weren't so outlandish.

CN: It's not my fault you didn't want to do anything fun! [Chat Noir turns to look at the camera] Really, all she wanted to do was put out akuma warnings and share if we had news about Hawkmoth and stuff. If we are going to make a blog we might as well blog am I right?

LB: All you wanted to do was film us doing challenges and play pranks on me!

CN: Not true! I also wanted to do "Come with me to patrol" blogs.

LB: Oh and he wanted to strap a go-pro on himself during an akuma fight.

CN: You can't tell me the people wouldn't love that!

LB: Chat, you'd break it like, immediately.

CN: And I'd get like 4 seconds of really cool footage before that, think about it, bug!

LB: I've thought about it. It's a dumb idea. Also, you will not prank me, or I will throw you into the Seine.

CN: Pfft. I'm not scared of you. [There's a couple seconds pause] Okay, yes I am, but I won't prank you not because I'm afraid of you but because I respect you. Purr-fectly healthy respect and not an ounce of fear.

LB: Point is, [Ladybug pushes at Chat Noir lightly, turning fully towards the camera again] I can't be held accountable to whatever happens in Chat's section of the blog. My section will at least be somewhat professional and have actual important information.

CN: She says that, but I'd bet it won't take long until her section starts having random things, too.

LB: Oh, yeah? What are you betting?

CN: I cover 3 patrols of your choosing if you keep up your "professionalism" for more than 3 months.

LB: Deal.

[Ladybug and Chat Noir shake hands]

CN: You heard it folks! Make sure to submit really random things to the forum for Ladybug to reply to-

LB: Wait no-

CN: You can find the forum in the main page! Cat and Bug out!