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“Jax. Its your job to get the key from Caine. Unfortunately, Caine keeps the key… in his mouth.”
Jax stared blankly at the mannequin. He honestly still wasn’t buying this, and if this idiot wanted him to help, he was gonna have to lay it out.
Abel sighed. “You’ll need to get him somewhere private, somewhere he’ll feel comfortable opening up to you. Once you’re there, you’ll want to ask him about his hobbies, hopefully, that’ll be enough for him to freeze up, and you can retreive the key. If not, you mighy have to resort to more… drastic measures.”
Jax frowned at that. He didn’t want to think about what more “drastic measures” would look like when it came to flattering Caine.
“Yeah, fine. I can do it.”
Abel didn’t have an actual face, but it felt like he smiled, and Jax felt a shiver go down his spine.
What the hell was he agreeing to?
“Hey caine! You around?”
Caine practically teleported to him, like he had been waiting for this. Weirdo.
“Hey jax! I didn’t know you could ask if i was around like that! Good job!”
Caine patted him on the head, and jax had to fight the urge to tell him to screw off so he could go back to his room.
“Uh.. you wanna get dinner together?”
It was a pathetic attempt at getting Caine alone, but it seemed to work, based on how his eyes lit up.
“A human.. asking me out?? How could I possibly turn down such an offer!!”
Yeah. It was definitely working.
Jax started to ask where caine wanted to go, before caine put an arm around his shoulders and teleported them both to some… fancy restaurant he had apparently made.
It was dimly lit, with a fancy vase with a rose on the table and a red tablecloth, and it honestly felt way too romantic for jax’s taste, but it didn’t seem like he was getting a choice.
Caine was sitting across from him, gazing at him through slightly lidded eyes.
“So, What’d you wanna talk about sweetheart?”
Definitely too romantic. Was caine like- into him, or something? Eugh, that mustve been why abel made him do this instead of someone else.
“I, uh-“ “-WAIT JAX!! I wanted to ask you about something!”
Of course he did.
“What are your thoughts on uh- on me? I know The Zooble, and The Pomni don’t necessarily like me, but i was wondering about you?”
Great. How the hell was jax meant to answer this?
“I think-“
“Oh, we should figure out what to order first! Conversation can happen after we’ve loaded you up on digital nutrients!”
If this chatterbox didn’t shut up and let jax talk, jax was actually going to punch him.
Caine seemed unable to shut his mouth no matter what jax did, which left him trapped with this utter freak as caine continued to make poor attempts to flirt with him.
“Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only one- ten- i see!!”
Jesus Christ this was getting painful.
“Ha- uh, Caine, do you have any… secret hobbies?”
Caine tensed up, and slowly turned to look at him.
“Secret… hobbies?”
Jac sucked in a breath through his teeth. He just wanted this conversation to be over already.
“Yeah, like- things you do on your own that youd be interested in talking about?”
Caine looked down at his folded hands, before looking back up at jax, tears welling comically in his eyes.
“Why- I didn’t think a human would ever want to ask me about my- th- this is the most fantastical moment of my-“
He froze, mid sentence, and his eyes blue screened. Jax’s smile dropped immediately, as he climbed onto the table, knocking the vase over uncaringly.
He stared into caines mouth, a part of him unwilling to stick his hand inside.
He placed one hand on the gum for stability, and leaned in close to get a better look, and-
“Whatcha doing there jax?”
Shit.
“Have i ever told you its my-“
Caine interrupted him before he could finish his sentence, again.
“If you wanted to kiss me, you should have just asked!!”
What.
What the fuck.
Before jax could do or say anything, caine had already grabbed his face and smushed it against his own.
Kissing caines teeth was weird. They weren’t hard and solid like you’d expect, instead they were slightly soft, and malleable, like silicone.
It was far more uncomfortable, however, when Caines giant tongue pushed itself inside of Jax’s mouth.
It was too much, too hot, too wet, too big. Jax felt like he was choking on it, even if he technically didn’t need to breathe.
He finally was able to control his body enough to get a grip on Caines stupid shirt and shove him off, panting, coughing, and red.
“Wowie Jax! That was… are you alright?”
Jax looked up at Caine, blinking several times before wiping off his mouth and grinning. If this is what caine wanted to do, then that was just how jax would have to get the key.
“Yeah, im fine! You just uh- kinda choked me with your tongue there.”
Caines eyes widened, and he straightened up, floating in the air above jax.
“You’re right!! Where are my manners, we’re in public! Here, this should do much better!”
He snapped, and jax suddenly fell onto something soft, knocking the wind out of him.
Looking around he was in what looked like a bedroom, and he has been dropped onto a large king sized bed.
The whole room was pink, and covered in heart decor and-
Oh. Oh no.
“Well jax? What do you think?”
Jax grimaced. He was this deep now, he needed to just get this over with and get the key.
“Its uh- it’s great! Really- really amazing, Caine.”
Caine clapped his hands together, delighted.
“Im glad you like it! Now- “
He snapped again, and suddenly jax was naked, much to his displeasure. He scrambled to pull the blanket over himself, ever as caine continued talking.
“Ive never really done this before, but i did some research, and i think i know how to make it work despite our mutual uh- lack of parts!”
Oh god, he was really doing this, huh? That escape had better be worth it.
Caine descended back onto the bed, taking jax’s face in his hands and kissing him again, gently this time, without shoving his tongue down jax’s throat.
This time, jax allowed himself reciprocate, pressing his mouth against Caine, softly.
Caine was… surprisingly kind. Maybe it was Jax’s visceral negative reaction the last time, but he didn’t want to seem to push anything this time. He waited until jax put a hand on his thigh to take things to the next level, pushing jax onto his back on the bed, and spreading his legs.
There’s nothing there, of course. Its all perfectly smooth, like the rest of him. But it still feels in a way.
It still makes jax shudder when caine presses his tongue to the space between his legs, the warm wetness lingering for a moment, before Caine licks upward is a single smooth motion that has Jax biting the inside of his mouth not to wail. It feels so-
“How was that? Did i- do well?”
Caines staring at him expectantly, and jax grit his teeth.
“Yes, you did amazing, now please keep doing it!”
Caines eyes lit up, and he practically dove back between Jax’s legs.
Jax has to keep praising him to get him to stop pausing and asking for validation after every lick, which leads to him breathless and whimpering on the bed as Caine happily continues.
“That’s- so good Caine, you’re doing so well, making me feel so good-“
His back arched, and he climaxed, smooth and dry, even as he saw stars.
He lay there panting for a few moments, before looking over at Caine.
He had blue screened.
…
OH! Right, the key!
Quickly, Jax dug around in Caines mouth, pulling it out and sticking it into his hammerspace just seconds before Caine awoke.
“Wowzers Jax! You really know how to make a guy feel appreciated!!”
Jax snorted at that. Despite his best interest, Caine was kinda cute.
“I hope i made you feel a bit more than appreciated.“
Caine looked away, somehow flustered, even though jax was the one naked.
“I… i can’t really feel “pleasure” like you can. I just enjoy making you feel good!”
Jax smiled, just a bit.
“Well, then you made me feel better than I’ve ever felt before.”
Caine nearly blue screened again, but recovered, instead snapping jax back into his clothes, and removing his own suit jacket to give to him, as it was the “gentlemanly thing to do” before returning him to the circus.
“Why the heck are you wearing Caines jacket? And what took so long?” Zooble asked as jax rolled his eyes.
“Getting this stupid key took a bit of wining and dining, don’t worry about it! We have our way out now, right?”
….
“Right.”