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Summary:

I’m not mentally ok, enjoy.

You are uhhh, like in the pov of the phone but like the phone is u bc yea. Idk man yall comments got me wanting a fanfic of that guy.

I lowkey also didn’t know what other word to use for dick so, um, yall just get dick.

Oh and if you couldn’t tell the title is one of the comments on his video lmao, this also written on a phone so sorry pc users if this is like, short as hell.

Notes:

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The day is on February second, 2026, Your boyfriend Chase had made Korean marinated deviled eggs with chili crunch. You enjoy watching him cook and prepare food.

 

You watch as he boils the eggs, peels the shells, and cuts the eggs.

 

You look at him make the filling, crushing the separated yolk with the sauce and spices. Mixing everything together perfectly.

 

You watch as he stuffs the egg whites with the filling and tops everything with a bit more chili. 

You stare at him as he proudly shows you the food that he’s made. He talks about the ingredients he used and how much effort he had put into this. After he offers you some he eats, taking big bite after big bite.

 

You watch the food travel down his throat. He makes small sounds as the food goes down, nearly imperceptible but you hear it.

 

You swallow when he does, not out of hunger, Chase made sure you were well fed on the food he had made today, but out of something else entirely. 


 

Chase’s bare back is pressed against you on the bed. Your arms around him would seem sweet if not for what was happening right now. Your arms are also pinning his arms back, making him unable to really do much. You press your nose into his blond hair, trying to seem as gentle as possible, giving him light kisses anywhere you can reach.

 

You take your left hand and gently press on Chase’s lower stomach, slightly brushing against his dick. A soft whimper comes from his mouth but you pay him little mind.  You have a special goal in mind today and you were going to achieve that goal.
 

You use your right hand and prod at Chase’s slicked hole. It seems to expand a little, some of the lube dripping out. You scoop some onto your fingers and push it back in causing Chase to whimper more.

 

You kiss the top of his head, trying to be comforting as you don’t plan on stopping at this moment. Using your left hand, you run two fingers along Chase’s shaft, causing him to shiver against you. A few drop of precum beading at the tip. 

Your left hand presses down with more force. Chase moans as you see an egg starting to peek out of his hole. 

 

You smile as you apply more force on his lower stomach, causing the egg to slowly come out, there’s the illusion that he’s laying the eggs. Chase face flushes red as he realizes you’re just starring, he turns his head away, embarrassed that he even agreed to this. 

You notice him turn his head right away, not wanting him to focus on anything else you take your right hand and start to stroke him slowly, making sure to make it feel as unbearably slow as possible. 

 

You feel his whole body shudder as you continue to press down and stroke his dick at the same time, his moans growing more frequent as you press on. 

As you continue you are hit with a spark of inspiration. You take a breath before suddenly stroking him at very rapid pace; pressing down hard to make him lay his first egg. 

He moans as you press down forcing the first egg out. As the egg is laid he cums into your hand without much warning, his whimpers are heard as he does so. His face is as red as the chili he used for his deviled eggs and his face is also full of embarrassment. 

He gasps slightly as you continue near immediately stroking him, but now gentler, not wanting him to be too overwhelmed yet. You rub his lower stomach for about a minute as a cooldown before you continue to press down. 

His whimpers are heard again as soon as you start prodding at his hole again, this time whinier and higher pitch. You move forward and pay this no mind, continuing towards your end goal. 

You press and prod until you can see the egg poking through Chase’s hole again before you smile and stroke Chase’s dick rapidly again. You kiss Chase’s head as the sensations overwhelms him.

As the second egg comes out, his cum spills into your hand again leaving ur hand a sticky white mess. The corner of his eyes has tears in them due to the overstimulation. 

You kiss his tears away and continue with your antics for the last egg. His whimpers are louder and more frantic. You just continue pressing into his lower stomach while slowly stroking him, letting his frantic whimpers linger. 

He continues to moan and whine as you slowly go up and down on his dick for what seems like an eternity. Occasionally bucking upwards into your hand for more stimulation.

When this occurs you rest your hand on the base of his dick making him murmur apologies, having him on the brink of tears before continuing. 

 

As he’s thanking you for continuing, you catch him off guard and stroke him rapidly for the final time. His voice carries a desperate edge to it, begging you to let him cum. 

You concede, press down for the last time, forcing the egg out and causing him to shudder violently and cum into your hand one last time. Your hand is now truly a mess.

As he comes down from his high you kiss his head again. He slumps over to the side passing out from the overwhelming sensations. 

You smile with satisfaction as you set him down onto the bed with your clean hand, gently resting his head onto a pillow and laying him down on his side. 

You walk to the bathroom and wash your hands and grab a towel. You damp the towel with warm water and return to the bedroom and clean Chase up with the towel.

 

Chase shifts a little in his sleep as you clean. You return to the bathroom and clean the towel quickly and return to the bedroom. 

You check on Chase to see if he’s alright and take away the eggs that he ‘laid’. You then take a blanket and lay it on him before leaving the bedroom again and entering the kitchen. 

You take some of the warm water in the kettle and pour some in a glass, returning to bedroom with it, setting it aside on the nightstand for Chase when he wakes up. 

 

You then get into the bed with him, tucking the blanket around him making sure he’s warm, cuddling and braiding parts of his hair before falling asleep as well with a content smile. 


 

Notes:

Ummm lmk if I tag smt wrong or if I miss one. :P

If you are someone I know irl, please completely ignore this 😭