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> Added 8 people to a groupchat
SandSnorter: Wuh
AngryBirds: what the fuck is this
GayClown: who the fuck are u two
KingTwink: hello?
GayClown: oh my fucking god not u
KingTwink: Oh, hi, shadow milk cookie.
GayClown: hi twink
Flamey: jayfeather is that you
AngryBirds: hi grandpa
SandSnorter: how sweet, now what the hell is this?
IceIceBaby: oh GOD
SandSnorter: WINTER
IceIceBaby: hi cactus licker.
SandSnorter: charming, anyways
Chainsaw: what the fuck
ExBlonde: Language
Chainsaw: go fuck yourself
GayClown: oh I like those two
IceIceBaby: ok wait I wanna add moon
SandSnorter: YESYESYESYES
> ThreeMoons has been added to the groupchat
ThreeMoons: huh?
SandSnorter: Hiiiii mooooonnnnnn
IceIceBaby: hi moon :)
Chainsaw: ok so what the fuck is going on
ExBlonde: what did i JUST say
Chainsaw: shut
KingTwink: Shadow milk cookie
GayClown: yes nilly what do u want
ExBlonde: I will NOT shut
KingTwink: did you cause this
GayClown: i don't think i did
AngryBirds: why can i see
GayClown: were you...not able to see before?
AngryBirds: yes, also grandpa are you texting from the fucking stars
Flamey: yeah the signal is amazing
Chainsaw: when will my question be fucking answered
ExBlonde: I assume someone wanted us to talk.
Chainsaw: wow really no fucking shit
Chainsaw: wdym "the stars"
Flamey: are you guys not clan cats?
ThreeMoons: clan...cats?
SandSnorter: OH MY GOD TEXTING CATS
ThreeMoons: wait. what...species are you all? Besides winter and Qibli.
Flamey: well, me and jayfeather are cats.
GayClown: I'm a milk cookie
KingTwink: I am also a cookie.
Chainsaw: fishman
ExBlonde: Me as well.
KingTwink: What are you three?
ThreeMoons: Nightwing. Winter's an Icewing, And Qibli is a sandwing.
GayClown: can you elaborate on that
SandSnorter: We're dragons.
Chainsaw: yeah ok
ExBlonde: don't be a dick
Chainsaw: kys
ExBlonde: what?
KingTwink: anyways, I assume these display names are not your real names. I'm Pure Vanilla Cookie.
GayClown: I'm truthseeker cookie
KingTwink: shut the fuck up
GayClown: I'm Shadow Milk Cookie
ThreeMoons: Well, I'm MoonWatcher, but please call me Moon
SandSnorter: I'm Qibli!
IceIceBaby: im winter
Flamey: firestar
AngryBirds: how do I spell my name
Flamey: his name's jayfeather
Chainsaw: im arlong
ExBlonde: I will not share my name for personal reasons
Chainsaw: gay bitch
ExBlonde: fuck you
Chainsaw: ok do it
AngryBirds: ooooo...kayyyy
GayClown: nills
GayClown: nills
KingTwink: yes?
GayClown: when are you buying me that new blankie
KingTwink: you're so immature oh my witches
GayClown: that means youyre a pedopgile
KingTwink: huh?
Chainsaw: i miss my bed
ExBlonde: how the hell did you get a phone in jail
Chainsaw: .
ExBlonde: .
ExBlonde: oh my god you are DISGUSTING
Chainsaw: (sends picture of the roach in the corner of his cell) im naming him fredrick.
AngryBirds: oh lovely
Chainsaw: thanks
ExBlonde: MOVING ON.
Chapter 2: why did the evil big guy with a fragile ego get invited
Summary:
uhhhh dorkstalker gets added and things happen
his name will be
StrawberryHater
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GayClown: guys guys guys guys wake up
Flamey: i'm always up
KingTwink: Go to sleep shadow milk cookie
Chainsaw: yeah shut the fuck up
ThreeMoons: what does "fuck" mean
IceIceBaby: kinkajou
ThreeMoons: uhhhh
SandSnorter: kinkajou give moon her phone back
ThreeMoons: I'm sorry, she took my phone!
ExBlonde: Ok wait hold on, who is StrawberryHater
StrawberryHater: greetings worms
IceIceBaby: oh my great ice dragons how
SandSnorter: moon
Chainsaw: you obviously know that guy spit it out
ExBlonde: be nice
Chainsaw: make me
StrawberryHater: it is I, the mighty darkstalker
Chainsaw: spooky
ThreeMoons: I did NOT add him
StrawberryHater: I added myself with sheer will
AngryBirds: you are not tuff
Flamey: what?
AngryBirds: alderheart taught me that
StrawberryHater: moon
StrawberryHater: moon
ThreeMoons: What do you want from me
StrawberryHater: I miss clearsight
SandSnorter: she dumped you and populated a whole continent
ExBlonde: what
Chainsaw: what
KingTwink: what
Flamey: what
StrawberryHater: WHAT
IceIceBaby: long story
ThreeMoons: winter, are you bringing daffodil tonight?
SandSnorter: OOOO YES I WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN
IceIceBaby: I guess
Chainsaw: who is daffodil
IceIceBaby: My...I wanna say pet, but she's not really a pet scavenger
SandSnorter: human*
IceIceBaby: oh right yeah human
Chainsaw: ...
ExBlonde: arlong don't
Chainsaw: but but but HUMAN
ExBlonde: DON'T.
Chainsaw: fine.
IceIceBaby: what's his problem
ExBlonde: you don't wanna know
SandSnorter: wait hold on
StrawberryHater: yes
> StrawberryHater was renamed to FragileEgo
FragileEgo: .
IceIceBaby: perfect.
FragileEgo: fuck you
SandSnorter: teehee
AngryBirds: how do I type
Flamey: are you so for real
AngryBirds: is a mouse tasty
SandSnorter: not really
AngryBirds: shut up
ThreeMoons: qibli be nice
IceIceBaby: yeah qibli be nice
SandSnorter: shut up winter you're not one to talk
IceIceBaby: kiss my ass
> SandSnorter unsent a message
IceIceBaby: I SAW THAT WHAT THE FUCK
Chainsaw: 😭
ThreeMoons: really, Qibli?
FragileEgo: EVERYONE saw that, sandwing
AngryBirds: huh
ExBlonde: are we deadass
ExBlonde: it is 5 in the morning why are we ALL awake
KingTwink: because SOMEONE woke everyone up
GayClown: why did the evil big guy with a fragile ego get invited
GayClown: NOW IT SENDS?
FragileEgo: fuck you
GayClown: nilly does enough of that
ExBlonde: WHAT
KingTwink: Shadow Milk Cookie.
GayCown: whaaaattttt
KingTwink: If you want to say stuff like that KEEP IT IN YOU FREAK.
GayClown: make me
> ExBlonde went offline
> ThreeMoons and Three others went offline
GayClown: awwww
Chainsaw: finally
GayClown: you and that freak are so gay
Chainsaw: what
GayClown: you heard me
Chainsaw: I'm not gay
GayClown: liar
FragileEgo: yeah thats such a lie
GayClown: that's coming from US
> Chainsaw went offline.
GayClown: lmao
FragileEgo: i'm going back to bed
GayClown: fuck you
> Nobody is online
Chapter 3: chainsaw gets his hairline revealed and stuff
Summary:
blah blah blah idk what to put here
Burning spice gets added under the username SpicyCentipede
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GayClown: GOOOOODDDDDDD MOOOOOORRRRRRNIIIIIIINNNGGGGGGGGG
KingTwink: It's 1:30.
GayClown: oh
ExBlonde: it is? already?
ThreeMoons: Winter took qibli's phone, just a warning
IceIceBaby: helloooooo bitchesssss
Chainsaw: lmfao
SandSnorter: wow winter! that's innapropriate!
IceIceBaby: SHUT UP CUNT
SandSnorter: wow i thought you loved me
ThreeMoons: calm down
FragileEgo: wait holdon
FragileEgo: who the fuck is the guy with the horrible widow's peak
Chainsaw: oh shit
ExBlonde: how can you see us
FragileEgo: spooky evil magic
> Chainsaw went offline
FragileEgo: im guessing hes the one with the widow's peak
ExBlonde: yeah
GayClown: Anyways
GayClown: niiiiilllllllyyyyyyyyyy
KingTwink: yes?
> GayClown added SpicyCentipede
SpicyCentipede: what the fuck
GayClown: hi spice
SpicyCentipede: fuck off
Chainsaw: i like him
SpicyCentipede: who the fuck are you
ExBlonde: oh god
Chainsaw: 💔
Chainsaw: im gonna take a nap now
ExBlonde: ok have a good nap
Chainsaw: aw you're so gross
> Chainsaw went offline
ExBlonde: .
GayClown: .
GayClown: GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY
> ExBlonde went offline
GayClown: lmfao
KingTwink: you suck
GayClown: i know
Flamey: jayfeather
AngryBirds: yeah
Flamey: what does gay mean
AngryBirds: 💀
Flamey: what does it mean
GayClown: are you being so deadass
FragileEgo: he's not
GayClown: and how do you know
GayClown: spice spit it out I can see those dots
SpicyCentipede: why did you add me to...this
GayClown: because I hate you
SpicyCentipede: fuck you
> SpicyCentipede went offline
> Nobody is online
Chapter 4: smc is a fucking menace
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GayClown: guys guys guys guys guys guys
Chainsaw: shut up
KingTwink: yes, shadow milk cookie?
SpicyCentipede: what the fuck do u want
GayClown: nevermind. wow.
SpicyCentipede: nah im gonna go destroy something
Chainsaw: have fun I guess
ExBlonde: whatever floats your boat I suppose
Chainsaw: "I suppose" ur such a fucking nerd
ExBlonde: excuse me for expressing my vocabulary
Chainsaw: ur excused
ExBlonde: why are you like this?
Chainsaw: bc I hate you and I wish you'd die
SandSnorter: get a ROOM.
IceIceBaby: shut up qibli
Flamey: Im just gonna watch
Chainsaw: im gonna fucking beat you up
Flamey: ME?? WHAT DID I DO???
Chainsaw: not you cat
ExBlonde: last time you tried to do that you had to be carried away
GayClown: woah
ExBlonde: NOT LIKE THAT
KingTwink: milk
GayClown: yeah
KingTwink: why the fuck
GayClown: oh witches
KingTwink: is there
KingTwink: A USED FUCKING TAMPON IN THE SINK?
GayClown: i don't use tampons
KingTwink: i KNOW thats what makes this WORSE.
GayClown: wasn't me
KingTwink: yes it was
FragileEgo: it was
GayClown: how do you DO that
FragileEgo: im magic baby
KingTwink: don't call him that please
GayClown: awww you love me
KingTwink: we're literally married
Chainsaw: im hungry
ExBlonde: so eat something
Chainsaw: get me something
ExBlonde: hell no
SandSnorter: you are blowing up my phone stop flirting
Chainsaw: what the fuck
> ExBlonde went offline
> Nobody Is Online
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