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Once upon a time, a young man called Francis lived happily with his beloved, Arthur Kirkland. They had a beautiful life, filled with lots of yaoi, whimsy and peak. However Francis was known for being a little freaky, as he tried multiple times to breed different omegas, before settling with Kirkland.
One day, as Francis had gone to buy baguettes (because they are long like dildos hehehehe and french🥖🇫🇷 ) and he met, in the shop, the omegastest omega in the whole omegaverse. He had brown omega hair, big omega eyes, the smell of a omega and his whole behavior, including the way he shyly nodded was truly omega.
As he noticed the penetrating gaze on his omega frame, the omega, whom was called Geoporcinussy (ussy as in badussy🗣🗣) immediately got close to the French and said: " Meow meow >_<-!! It's swo nice to mweet you nyah!" *he purred and shook his omega gyatt shyly* "I-I-I saw y-y-you lwooking awt mwe eawrlier h-heh...." *he paused looking up at Francis who stood tall before his 0,67meters tall figure* d-do you wanna p-pwerhaps share my b-bwaguette? >///< " he said.
Francis agreed immediately and the 2 got to a nice place in a park full of squirrels , evil squirrels, full of fur, like momonga, and started eating🐿🩵. The baguette was huge, tasty and definitely usable as a dildo. Kirkland, in the meantime had gone out to look for his lover, who had been away for quite some time, around 67 minutes.
When he saw him, sitting close to the new omega, gagging on a yummy baguette, Kirkland went nuts (nuts because he's gay and swallows nuts and also because it means going crazy out of anger" and started screaming as he walked towards them.
"FRANCIS, WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" he screamed, lashing out at Francis who was already on all fours with the baguedih in his mouth (👅👅👅🥖🥖🥖).
Francis became pale and started choking on the baguedih, so the little omega spoke out loud :" Mister Kirkland, I understand your disappointment, but mister Francis was just eating. Me and his only ate the edible baguette, not the ones where the sun doesn't shine (shine bright like diamond ✨️ 😔😔🙌) "
Kirkland seemed to be still upset, because Francis, who was still doing GAWK GAWK (🗣🗣) on the baguedih without telling him, made the little omega come to a great solution.
He suggested, with stars shining in an omega way, in his big omega eyes to twerk all together. It is scientifically proven that shaking your gyatt releases stress and lowers cortisol (lower your cortisol twin⚠️⚠️⚠️).
So they did. The shook their gyatt and became gyatt friends.
All the roads lead to twerking and friendships, but mostly twerking. 👍