Humorous Omens
I prefer the funny ones, myself.
Featuring Crowley's snark, Aziraphale's bone dry sarcasm, Gaiman-Pratchett's all kinds of funny, or whatever other Good Omens stuff uses humour as a major theme.
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Strange Pilgrims: Being the Account of a lost Angel, the Journeys of a Demon, the meaning of Free Will, of the Unravelling of a Prophecy, and of Being Unravelled by it in Turn by sousverre
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
14 Jun 2023
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"Look, the whole of London's cracking up," she told him. "I'm finding it hard enough to work as it is without my commute being screwed up by the buses going on strike, and half my books turning into birds. That angel is wrecking everything, but in particular, my life - and you're too busy hating yourself to open your eyes and deal with it. I'm telling you, it has to stop."
"Is that all still happening?" Crowley said vaguely. "But I found him."
"Oh my God, you can tell you don't commute," Anathema said. "The buses went on strike, Mr. Crowley."
"That's perfectly normal for London. You'll learn."
"You're not listening! Not the drivers, the buses. They're organising - meeting in secret, holding little candlelight vigils. Nobody else really knows what's going on - everyone's just assuming it's, like, general TfL incompetence or something - but it's only a matter of time. So what are you going to do about it?"
"Er... have they submitted a list of their demands?" Crowley said helplessly.
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In which Aziraphale makes more of an effort to be involved with Crowley's interests and hobbies.
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AITA for asking my friend for something I’m… allergic to? by discorporating
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Mar 2021
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The year is 2016, and while Crowley and Aziraphale have long since made up, Crowley is still slightly bitter about the fight of 1862. When Warlock gets into a petty argument at school with his best friend, Crowley is reminded of what happened with him and Aziraphale all those years ago. He wants to prove to Aziraphale that he was in the right, but he can’t exactly tell anyone about what happened.
Unless… he told the internet. Yes, that seems like a great idea.
Aka: A drunken Crowley tries reddit and makes an Am I the Asshole post.
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All's Fair In Love And Serial Killing by WyvernQuill
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Oct 2020
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Detective Inspector Crowley is 99.999 percent sure that Aziraphale Fell is a serial killer.
The trouble is only that the remaining 0.001 percent are deeply in love with the man…
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In which there is A Murder - rather a lot of them, actually - A Marriage Proposal - just the one - and True Love - whose course runs less not-smooth than it takes a sharp left turn, loops a couple times, and doubles back on itself, before crashing straight into a wall.
(Don't mind the metaphor. It still ends well. Promise.)[EDIT 31.10.2020: now with art!]
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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There are many misconceptions about the creation of the world
(In which God ships Aziraphale and Crowley. A lot.)
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Adventures In Attempting To Purchase A Book From That Weird Old Soho Bookshop, A. Z. Fell & Co. by Quandtuniverse
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Jun 2019
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A rare book collector posting on a niche internet forum is dismayed to discover the last missing book is only available at the best worst bookshop in London.
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“It’s just,” he continued, “I’ve noticed that humans—some humans, anyway—they use that word, angel, as a…well, as a sort of…endearment.”
“Do they?” said Crowley, who had invented using the word as an endearment in the 13th century AD.
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The One in Which Crowley Discovers Wanking by for_autumn_i_am
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Jun 2019
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It began, like most memorable events in Crowley’s life did, with a bad decision; like most bad decisions, it involved poor impulse control and copious amounts of alcohol. The Antichrist had been born, and he put on lipstick and kitten heels to deal with it, but knew that the clock was ticking, and at times when time was slipping away, it helped to hold onto a bottle of gin.
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Bookmarked by DanteInWonderland
07 Jun 2020
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Uh, just like it says on the tin
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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Bookmarked by DanteInWonderland
07 Jun 2020
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An angel and a demon host a podcast. Not as AU as it sounds, transcript format, with a few glances at life off screen