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Derek Hale, one of the most popular movie stars, is an asshole. Or so Stiles thinks. He's got this whole sexy playboy routine going with it, but then Stiles will catch a glimpse of the man underneath and it piques his interest - holds his attention. Stiles is determined to figure him out.
Stiles Stilinski, a hard-working personal assistant, is annoying as hell. Or so Derek says. He's stubborn, and loud, and unfairly considerate sometimes that Derek just wants to strangle him (read: kiss him). But he's one of the first people who seems to be willing to learn the man he is underneath a Hollywood persona. Derek hopes he sticks around.
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Strike Me Down With Lightning by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
29 Jan 2018
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“Okay, first of all,” Derek grabbed at one of Stiles’s flailing hands and glared, “stop coating our loft with monster blood. Second, why were you walking through the woods, alone, at ten o’clock at night?”
“Did you not hear me?! I got a quest from a real life fucking Goddess, Derek! I don’t do quests, they’re bad for my health!”
“Your life in general is bad for your health.”
“Exactly! Why add more to my plate?! That’s just a heart attack waiting to happen!”
(SNYE - January 31st - Mythological Creatures)
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- Part 32 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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Is There a Problem Officer? by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
28 Jan 2018
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“Anything to drink tonight?”
He knew there was no way the other would remember him, so he started his usual ramble without missing a beat. “Nope, nothing for me, but I work in a pub so I proba—”
“I remember,” officer Hale said with a small smile. “You don’t smell like vomit this time, though, so that’s an improvement.”
Stiles started at his words, mouth opening but no sound coming out. He remembered him?! But this guy probably met hundreds of people in a given day, how could he possibly remember him?
(SNYE - January 30th - Meet Cute)
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- Part 31 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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“Dude! Don’t open!” Stiles yelled almost hysterically, facing the console and kicking a panel again. “They’re gonna fucking kill me! They’re gonna think I killed this dude!” He motioned the figure lying dead on the floor.
There was a clang behind him and Stiles jerked to his feet, scrambling backwards and hitting the console, eyes locked on the entrance.
A tall, humanoid figure stepped through, aqua blue eyes rising and locking on Stiles before shifting to the dead alien on the floor.
Stiles’ heart thundered in his chest and he was positive he was about to fucking die.
(SNYE - January 28th - Scene Stealer)
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- Part 28 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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“Oh!” He turned to Stiles. “Is he your new bodyguard?”
Derek saw Stiles stiffen at that, wondering why, but before Stiles could open his mouth to insist that, why yes, Derek was his bodyguard like the brat he was, Derek spoke first.
“I’m Mieczyslaw Stilinski’s bodyguard.”
The confused look that crossed Scott’s face now was kind of annoying. Scott looked at Stiles, then back at Derek, and then at Stiles again.
“I see…?”
(SNYE - January 27th - Bodyguards)
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- Part 27 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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“I never should’ve left you. I’m sorry.”
“You’re here now.” Stiles turned his face into Derek’s hand, closing his eyes. “That’s enough for me.”
“I never stopped loving you, too,” Derek informed him, Stiles’ eyes opening so he could look up at him. “I never stopped thinking about you.”
Stiles smiled slightly. “I’m pretty hard to forget.”
(SNYE - January 25th - Getting Back Together)
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- Part 25 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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“You’re an idiot. He was trying to ask you out.”
Derek blinked at her, surprised, and wondered how long she’d been there. He saw books in her hand, and figured she’d been looking for something for one of her classes.
“No, he wasn’t,” he insisted, finishing up with his things but not standing, since Erica was still giving him a look.
“Derek, he was totally asking you out.”
“Trust me, he wasn’t. He asks me about my weekends all the time.”
“Then he’s either clued in to your stupidity, or really bad at taking no for an answer, because I can tell that kid is crazy about you.” Erica flipped some hair over her shoulder, then grabbed her books.
(SNYE - January 21st - Harry Potter AU)
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- Part 21 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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This or That, But Not Both by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
19 Jan 2018
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“You can’t have everything.” The man held up both hands. “Your family,” he said, lifting his right hand and lowering his left, “or your boyfriend,” he switched them around, lifting his left and lowering his right. “Balance. You can have this,” he motioned around the room, “or that.” He pointed to his left and space seemed to break apart, a portal opening and showing Stiles, sitting at his desk with one hand pulling at his hair, the other flipping pages in a book.
“This, or that, but not both,” the Jumper said.
(SNYE - January 20th - No Hale Fire)
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- Part 20 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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The Not So Beauty to Your Not So Beast by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
18 Jan 2018
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“Mieczyslaw Stilinski?”
All eyes instantly turned to Stiles and he felt his stomach drop. They’d taken his dad. They’d actually taken his dad and were here to tell him so.
“Yeah?” he asked in a small voice, feeling ready to be sick.
The second he spoke, two of the four regular guards moved through the rows, the lead guard speaking.
“By order of his Grace Peter Hale, you have been selected to begin your employ under the royal house of Hale.”
Wait.
What?
(SNYE - January 19th - Royalty AU)
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- Part 19 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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“So remember back when I used to be the only human in the group, and you joked about how funny it would be if I ended up being something?”
His dad stared at him, looking a little green.
Stiles spread his hands out and wiggled them in a ta-dah motion. “Surprise.”
The sheriff’s mouth opened. Shut. Opened again. “I need to sit down.”
(SNYE - January 17th - Magic Mishaps)
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- Part 17 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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“I think we should call—” Derek reached to take the vial from Stiles, but as his fingers came in contact with the glass it shattered, causing the powder to swirl around them with a luminous glow.
Heldrif shrunk back to normal size as he flapped his wings in an attempt to get rid of the powder. When it all appeared to vanish, the dragon stopped its flapping as he watched Derek and Stiles with glowing orange eyes and hunched scales.
“D-derek… what the hell is going on!?” Stiles rasped out as he yanked at the front of Derek’s shirt with shaky hands, “Your eyes, dude!”
Or, the one where sex pollen ruins peoples lives, Laura worries, Boyd is a good bro, and the Sheriff has to wonder how he ended up raising an idiot. And everyone would just greatly appreciate it if Derek and Stiles could get their lives together.
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Hands shaking, Stiles pulled up his contacts and hit Scott’s name, listening to it ring and feeling like his lungs were constricting.
“Stiles, where—”
“I found his phone!” Stiles shouted. “I found his phone, I need your nose!”
“You found Derek’s phone?”
“No, I found the President’s phone, of course Derek’s phone! Scott, focus! I need your nose!”
(SNYE - January 16th - Secret Relationship)
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- Part 16 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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They had all agreed on what they would do once they arrived in Central City. After all, they were on a mission to save their own home, not on vacation —cough Scott cough—. However, Stiles would be lying if he said that he didn’t want to sneak a peek at the action from all the metahumans everyone’s been talking about. Whatever they did, Stiles just hoped it had nothing to do with the Flash.
“I still don’t understand your issue with him,” Scott drowsily slurred as he kicked his feet up onto the chair opposite of them. “In this town, he’s a hero. A legend! Hell, even Derek likes him.”
“Derek has made some questionable judgments of character in the past,” Stiles said without taking his eyes off of the passing view the train ride provided, “no offense, babe.”
From the seat across from him, Derek didn’t so much as look away from the book he was reading as he grunted in acknowledgment.
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The Quickest Way to a Man’s Heart (is Through His Bottomless Pit) by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for JaydenNara
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
07 Jan 2018
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Pulling open his apartment door, he let out an involuntary shout when something was quite literally thrust into his chest hard enough to have him almost tip backwards. He managed to right himself while keeping hold of what had been shoved at him and looked up in time to see his neighbour striding back towards his apartment.
“You’re going to fucking kill yourself.”
His door slammed.
Stiles blinked at the other man’s door, utterly confused, and looked down at what he was holding.
It was a plastic bag, full of what felt like tupperware, which made no sense to Stiles because when had his neighbour broken into his house to steal his tupperware?
(SNYE - January 11th - Neighbours)
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- Part 11 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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Stiles thinks that orange and blue go together, but Derek isn't so sure.
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Not even three episodes later, there was a loud knock on his door. Stiles frowned as he slid sluggishly out of his comfortable position. Who could be at his door at —he checked the time— a quarter to midnight? Pausing the television on George’s face, Stiles grumbled as he shuffled his way to the door.
“Dude, there’s less than an hour left in this year, let me mope in peace—” He swung the door open and was shocked to find a breathless Derek. “What are you doing here?”
“Stiles…” his cheeks were flushed as he leaned against the doorframe. “Please, listen to me for a second?”
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Mr. Hale and the Lumberjack by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
29 Dec 2017
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“Derek,” Stiles whined, draping himself across Erica’s desk. She patted his back comfortingly. “Derek, why doesn’t the lumberjack like me? What can I do to change that?”
“If you’ve opened your mouth around him, that explains everything,” Derek told him coldly. “Maybe try shutting up for once. And standing still. Not breathing would help your cause, too.”
Stiles let out a wail of despair, and everyone quickly moved in to comfort him. Derek scowled, annoyed, and clapped his hands loudly.
“Enough. Back to work. Stiles, get the fuck out of my department.”
“Language,” Stiles chided, pointing one finger at him while still draped across the desk.
(SNYE - January 3rd - Humans)
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- Part 3 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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There was no way. No fucking way!
He motioned the door with one hand, pointing at it almost hesitantly. “You live here?”
“Yeah.” Stiles smiled up at him, but it faded at the look he saw on Derek’s face. Derek didn’t even know what his face looked like, but he was sure it was horrible.
“Right here?” he asked, wanting confirmation. “In this unit? Are you sure?”
Stiles gave him a weird look. “Yeah, I’m sure, why are you oh my God!” he blurted out, eyes widening while he gaped up at Derek. “Oh my God, you’re my roommate! We’re roommates! You’re the person I’m living with! It’s you!”
(SNYE - January 15th - Roommates)
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- Part 15 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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“If we get caught,” Derek told him while they headed for the Camaro, “I’m throwing Scott at you and running.”
“He would crush me!” Stiles insisted, horrified.
“Not my problem. This was your stupid idea.”
“This is a great idea,” Stiles corrected, popping open the trunk and grinning.
(SNYE - January 29th - Partners in Crime)
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- Part 30 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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“I had that,” Stiles informed him, still on his ass on the hard ground.
“I could see that,” Derek said. He was still wolfed out, eyes glowing red, staring down at Stiles like he didn’t know what to make of him.
When Derek took a step forward, hand outstretched to help him up, Stiles raised his crossbow and fired. Derek leapt back a step, looking down at himself, then turned when he heard a thump, the second Omega in the area flat on its face with an arrow in its head.
Turning back to Stiles slowly, Derek frowned down at him. “You saved me.”
“I saved myself,” Stiles insisted, getting to his feet on his own.
(SNYE - January 8th - Enemies to Friends to Lovers)
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- Part 8 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza