Queen's Crack Fic Camp
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The Actual Deity of Agriculture by WardofWinters (QoLife)
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
28 Apr 2022
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“True,” muttered Demeter. “No appreciation of agriculture.”
Kronos stopped, turning his head very slowly to Demeter.
“No appreciation for-“ he seemed baffled. “I am literally the Titan of Agriculture. You inherited Agriculture from me.”
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- Part 1 of Queen's Crack Fic Camp
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Atlas Who Carried The Heavens by WardofWinters (QoLife)
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
07 Feb 2022
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Krios was left behind to guard Mount Othrys while his siblings went to war, he doesn't approve. Atlas is unfortunately a captive audience and is stuck listening to Krios complain about this.
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“Hey, Atlas, buddy, my dear nephew-“
“Uh oh,” Atlas muttered.
“Okay, so I just got ditched by Hyperion to guard the palace, which is dumb as fuck by the way, like this is so so stupid who would attack? But like seriously he ditched me, can you believe that?”
“Yes.”
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- Part 2 of Queen's Crack Fic Camp
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Destruction is Good Actually by WardofWinters (QoLife) for IWasMadeForLovingYou
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
13 Nov 2021
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Percy is the son of Poseidon's most destructive aspect, it's natural things get a little... mixed up morality wise.
Poseidon is just so proud of his overpowered son.
Zeus wants him to please stop making things break.
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- Part 3 of Queen's Crack Fic Camp
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Percy's Questers' Quests by WardofWinters (QoLife)
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
14 Jul 2022
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Hi! I’m Percy of Questers Quests, where all Quests are dedicated to Kronos the Titan of Time, what can I do for you today? Mhm, okay, I understand, yeah we can do that, do you have any questions? -oh why do we dedicate our Quests to Kronos? Well, that’s because I’m sick and tired of my relatives harassing me. Anyways! We’ll have that Quest done for you by the end of the week, thank you for your business!
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- Part 4 of Queen's Crack Fic Camp
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Run (Into My Arms) by WardofWinters (QoLife)
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
18 Jul 2022
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Hades is infertile, all Gods of the Dead are. Yes, he’s the God of the Underworld, but that is just have a step from Death, he holds all the Dead in his hands. As such, he had to find other ways of getting children. And he's found adoption quite effective. He had his eye on a new child, one in dire need of a Father… except Hermes kept interfering with Hades’ adoption plans.
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- Part 5 of Queen's Crack Fic Camp
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Grandfather's Day by WardofWinters (QoLife) for CassieWolfe
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
15 Jun 2025
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Kronos goes from Tartarus to a strange room, suddenly having a body once more. Why are there two kids here? Fates? What's happening?
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I frowned at the chocolate cake, “I’m not sure we made this right… why is it purple?”
“I added blue food dye!”
“I added green food dye!”
“That does not equal purple?” I said, baffled.Series
- Part 6 of Queen's Crack Fic Camp
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Recommendation Letters from Hell by WardofWinters (QoLife)
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
08 Jan 2023
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Percy really didn’t expect that many of his enemies to write him a letter of recommendation, it was more of a joke that he threw down that note asking for it with an explanation of how it worked (and some griping about the Gods). So the several hundred letters delivered to him by a very deadly hellhound was extremely unexpected.
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- Part 7 of Queen's Crack Fic Camp
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The Life and Times of Percy Jackson by ND_bookworm, WardofWinters (QoLife) for rycbarm123
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
27 Sep 2025
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Mod Bluejay and Mod Chickadee liked to make blogs for all kinds of things. Good friends for many years, they worked together on all kinds of blogs. They certainly didn't expect their blog for the latest "tween terrorists" to blow up the way it did. Nor for it to stick around after the original incident. And yet, they were now the official tracking blog for the (no longer a terrorist) Percy Jackson. They now aimed to update the world on the chaos surrounding Percy Jackson's life, and unravel his insane family tree.
But seriously guys, he was cleared of the terrorist accusations, stop sending asks for that.
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- Part 8 of Queen's Crack Fic Camp
- Part 11 of Ongoing Fics
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Doesn’t it need more sugar? by WardofWinters (QoLife) for aliiemns
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
17 Dec 2023
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Annabeth wants to learn how to cook. She’s never gotten the chance to before. Percy agrees to teach her, he learned from his mom after all! They could start simple, with cookies! Everyone liked cookies, and they were easy to make.
Percy overestimated Annabeth’s skills.
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- Part 9 of Queen's Crack Fic Camp
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When the Heavens Fall to Earth by WardofWinters (QoLife)
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
09 Jan 2024
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Zeus really did think it would take longer for those kids to get together, but maybe he shouldn't have made that bet on the subject. Poseidon was unendingly smug and Zeus suspected video of this was going to find it's way onto HTV.
He just hoped Percy Jackson wasn't the normal pain in the ass while he followed him around.
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- Part 7 of The Divine View
- Part 10 of Queen's Crack Fic Camp
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A Campers Guide to Dragon Care by WardofWinters (QoLife)
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
05 Jan 2025
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The campers guide to dragon care is a necessary guide. The book has many sections, but here we get a glimpse at the part detailing how to clean your dragon.
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- Part 11 of Queen's Crack Fic Camp