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I drew a stick-figure bear in the dirt with my shoe. I really needed to come up with a solid strategy for tonight's elimination, but every train of thought kept leading me back to Cody's shredded face.
It could have been me. It so easily could have been me.
He had almost died out there today. Freakin'. Died. I'd heard Chef tell Chris that he had barely made it in time. If he'd been even a few seconds slower…
Maybe going home tonight wouldn't be so bad.
"I'm really glad I woke up today," I heard Cody tell the camera. "I got up early this morning and I thought, Man, this is going to be a really good day."
Summary: If Cody's wheelchair falls off the Dock of Shame into the lake and only Chris and Heather are around, does anyone care?
Taking a guilt-trip down memory lane with this one! 1st-person Heather POV. Originally posted on dA July 8th, 2015!
"Sunk Too Deep" has always been a fan-favorite in my gallery and I wanted to add it to AO3 for archive purposes. Thank you everyone who's fav'd and commented over its 8 years and 3 platforms! Enjoy! <3
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- Part 1 of ⭐ Personal Faves
- Part 6 of 🏕️ Riddle's Drama [2013-2016]
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"So, alligators live in mostly Florida. Are you in Florida?"
"Are we in Florida, Gare-Bear?"
"Do you want me to ask the thirteen gators trying to snap off my knees for directions?"
Takes place during the episode "Baby Face." H.P., Sanderson, and several other pixies are proctoring a phone-answering exam for young Mr. Rosencrantz when Gary and Betty cry for help. From… Florida?
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- Part 3 of 💜 Purple Train [Gary Snaps Arc]
- Part 9 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 18 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 2 of ⭐ Personal Faves
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"Please?"
Jorgen on the ground, Anti-Sanderson on the limo floor, H.P. in the front seat. All three of them were literally on their knees, holding up clasped hands as they attacked him on all fronts with anxious eyes. Their evening fun balanced on a thin cord. Anti-Cosmo stared back, his jaw slack against his chest.
Oh my smoke, he thought. Even with the mourning shawl, they really don't know!
Takes place the week before the episode "Anti-Poof." When H.P., Anti-Sanderson, and Jorgen von Strangle get wind of how stressed Anti-Cosmo has become over Anti-Wanda not showing the expected signs of pregnancy, they abduct him for a night of candy, soda, and fun despite his flustered protests.
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- Part 8 of 💙 Blue Train [Anti-Fairies]
- Part 17 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 2 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 11 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 32 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 3 of ⭐ Personal Faves
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When he pried my fingers loose from his arm, I positioned myself directly in his path and rubbed my wings through an uneasy chirp.
"Sir, even you can smell her pheromones. It's my duty to warn that if you continue approaching her, they will overpower yours and you will become a subordinate gyne. And you know what that means for me. Again, as your retinue, I have to ask you to reconsider." I paused, then added softly, "Even though I know you won't."
H.P. has a HUGE crush and Sanderson is not impressed.
OR, the one where Sanderson and the Head Pixie call upon the Fairy Elder and Sanderson takes a knee.
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- Part 8 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 13 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 34 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 4 of ⭐ Personal Faves
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"Oh. Foop. I wasn't expecting you to… find me."
"I can see that," Foop scoffed as he marched from the kitchen again. His fists trembled at his sides, and Goldie eyeballed both his wand and her own. He shut the door. "Now, what's the meaning of this, Poof? Spit it out."
Poof shifted the two pizza boxes in his arms, avoiding his gaze. "I like your hat."
"I knitted that," Anti-Marigold called.
After Poof bails on Foop's tutoring lesson for Anti-Fairy ballroom, Foop and Anti-Marigold track him and Goldie down to teach them some cultural Anti-Fairy traditions.
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- Part 21 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 15 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 5 of ❤️ Red Train [Shippy Stuff]
- Part 37 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 5 of ⭐ Personal Faves
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"If- if the people reacted poorly to the news… See, sometimes the High Countess is targeted during times of war or threats of war because… When there's paperwork… If you were living in the Castle all the time… You and me…"
"Y'all are ashamed of being seen with me," she realized. Not that it was actually new, or a surprise, so the words felt dry as a cow pie on her tongue.
"I don't want you to get hurt," he corrected. But was it the right correction? He seemed like he was struggling to meet her eyes.
Having taught their counterparts Poof and Goldie some Anti-Fairy cultural dances, Foop and Anti-Marigold slip outside the cabin to take a walk and have a romantic talk about the most romantic of subjects: Politics.
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- Part 22 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 6 of ❤️ Red Train [Shippy Stuff]
- Part 38 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 6 of ⭐ Personal Faves
- Part 16 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 8 of 💗 Pink Train [FOP Main Cast]
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"The timing isn't amazing," the Head Pixie said carefully, leaving his hands on his face. His eyes wandered across his desk. "But I can make it work. Only, now I won't get to send you a chocolate advent calendar counting down to the days when next you get to see me. Frankly, I am a little disappointed about it. I like to invade your personal space with chocolates shaped like my wonderful face."
Anti-Cosmo resisted the urge to roll his eyes.
Friendship Day is an Anti-Fairy holiday, commonplace eons ago when a loyal husband would seek out a "best man" to intercept stray cherub arrows on his behalf, lest he fall in love with someone other than his beloved wife. While the act of taking shots has gone out of style, the tradition of treating an unmarried friend to lunch on February 13th has remained. But what do you do when your last unmarried friend is a pixie?
Third-person limited Anti-Cosmo POV; takes place between "Spellementary School" and "Timmy's Secret Wish." One-shot.
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- Part 5 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 7 of ⭐ Personal Faves
- Part 10 of 🌈 Rainbow Train [FOP]
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Now that I think about it, I don't think a lot of people are gonna bring me any gift baskets or case rolls to say they're sorry about this. Lots of skeletons don't like me because I'm a ghost, and lots of ghosts don't like me because I hang out with the rebel slaves– I mean, the skeletons. Everybody used to say me and Sit would get each other killed someday. So, uh. I guess I won that bet. That's fine.
It's not like it's a big deal. At least I'm not an orphan. I mean, I'm Captain Youngblood. I've got a whole skeleton crew on my ship who always throw parties for me all the time, 'cuz I'm like their savior ghost prince or something, I guess. So there's that.
A small child and the decapitated head of his faithful skeletal companion are sucked into a thermos together after a week spent playing Fenton menaces. It's okay– one of them is completely fine.
(1st person Youngblood POV; heavy stream of consciousness. Takes place just after "The Fenton Menace." One-shot.)
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- Part 8 of ⭐ Personal Faves
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"No. I don't want to do any of this. How do I get out of the program early? Bribe him? What do nature spirits even want? Worshippers? I am not getting on my knees and praying to the Easter Bunny."
Ambrosine placed his hand on his son's tense shoulder. "The Easter Bunny only wants what's best for you, speck. Someday you're going to attract drones, and you need to have an inkling of what they expect from you, and what you should expect from them."
Young H.P. is tasked with raising imprinted ducklings in preparation for being Head Pixie.
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- Part 5 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 17 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 39 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 9 of ⭐ Personal Faves
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"Yep. That's why we've gotta do this while Cosmo and Wanda are asleep." Timmy placed his hands on the floor and leaned in. "Our mission? We're going to Pixies Inc. to score the hottest deals on all the coolest stuff. For Jorgen, obviously. Not because there's a certain limited edition, all-thought-to-have-been-destroyed Red Ninja video game I really want to buy or anything."
Chloe shook her head. "Timmy, did you really wait until the last possible day to pick up a present?"
"I have a short attention span and I put things off to play video games!"
Time for Timmy to find a gift for the Fairy Reunion gift exchange is running out, and Gray Tuesday may be his last hope- even if today is for Pixies what Friday the 13th is for Anti-Fairies.
OR, Finley lets his waggle dance mind control powers get the best of him, Timmy finds a clock, and Chloe kicks the Head Pixie in the face.
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- Part 9 of 💗 Pink Train [FOP Main Cast]
- Part 9 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 12 of 💙 Blue Train [Anti-Fairies]
- Part 22 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 21 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 43 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 10 of ⭐ Personal Faves
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Seneca counted five months forward, brought her fingernail to rest on April 14th, and frowned. That entire week was blocked off for the cruise she and Bennett were taking up to Alaska. They'd be traveling in company of the childless Tangs- and even more importantly, the Sparklerings, who had further hinted they might invite the Buxaplentys to take a weekend tour on their private yacht in between nights on their houseboat.
The Buxaplentys had a great many things, but they had neither a yacht nor a houseboat. A fortune made in railroads had led them to prioritize the expansion of their land-based empire. Ever since she'd married Bennett and moved to California, Seneca had longed to leave the cozy Dimmsdale beach for the open ocean. Cancelling the entire cruise just to go and birth a snotty baby was NOT an OPTION.
"Whatever" - The first word to pop into Seneca Cajallena-Buxaplenty's mind when she learned about her pregnancy.
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- Part 1 of 💛 Yellow Train [Remy Arc]
- Part 44 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 11 of ⭐ Personal Faves
- Part 8 of ❤️ Red Train [Shippy Stuff]
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"I'll just take the grade you think I deserve. I'm just in school because it's fun and I like to learn, but it doesn't bother me if I get a bad score. But, ah, please just don't punish Foop because I cheated off him. He did everything right, and he deserves his stars."
"You're not concerned about how this might affect your future?" she asked.
I looked at her. "Um. I'm a prince. Foop and I are going to be High Count of the Anti-Fairies someday, even if we score zero stars in your class. So no, I actually don't care about this."
A day in the life of Foop's alternate personality: Carl Poofypants High School tales.
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- Part 19 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 15 of 💙 Blue Train [Anti-Fairies]
- Part 25 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 22 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 45 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 12 of ⭐ Personal Faves
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"You've always been respectful and patient with me. I think you have. But this isn't always easy, Amby. We need to find a compromise. It isn't… fair."
No. Nothing was. But at least they had each other. She loved his singing, he loved her hair. They were okay. Okay forever now.
"I'm s-sorry. I won't use the forget-a-cin on you again."
It's H.P.'s first birthday, and the same day his grandfather Praxis Whimsifinado happens to swing by the Fairy Academy to visit. You could argue that it wasn't a very memorable occasion.
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- Part 15 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]
- Part 46 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 13 of ⭐ Personal Faves
- Part 9 of ❤️ Red Train [Shippy Stuff]
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"Fantastic! Because this party is going to be attended by the most notorious criminals in the city!"
"D'wha?" Well, THAT took an unexpected angle! All the air flew out of his metaphorical balloon. Rex backed away. "Are you serious? We can't go to a party hosted by villains! Isn't that…" Desperate for support, he turned to Captain Huggyface. "I mean, that's gotta be like, against the rules of being a superhero, right?"
Surely nothing could go wrong with WordGirl's plan to introduce Kid Math to all the villains in Fair City. (Villain Karaoke Night) + (Awkward superchildren with super-hearing) = … Well, you do the math.
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- Part 1 of 🌆 Heroes' Journey
- Part 14 of ⭐ Personal Faves
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Finley gave him a funny look. "You'd really be okay cuddling up to a drone without taking it all the way to preening?"
"Well, yeah. I'm just starting out. I don't know if I'm okay with licking a guy's face yet. It would just feel weird."
Blinking, Finley shifted his weight to the other side of his body. He crossed his arms. "You know preening's just natural, right? Bees do it, and I think they're onto something. Get in touch with your wild side and let your instincts take over. Don't overthink it, bro."
Teenage Poof prepares to attend Goldie's coronation as will o' the wisp ambassador, and struggles to sort out his feelings on his love life (or lack thereof).
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- Part 23 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 23 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 47 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 15 of ⭐ Personal Faves
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"My word!" He braced his weight on his elbows. "After all these years, are we finally moving out of our stinky apartment and getting a real home of our own?"
"Gary."
"What?"
Her eyelids tightened. "No. Not like that."
"What…" Gary's voice grew a little softer. "What do you mean?"
Flappy Bob left Camp Learn-A-Torium in Gary’s and Betty’s hands a month ago, but they can’t agree on what to do with it. For some reason, I get the feeling dividing it evenly down the middle isn’t gonna cut it this time…
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- Part 8 of 💜 Purple Train [Gary Snaps Arc]
- Part 48 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 16 of ⭐ Personal Faves
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"H.P.," says Anti-Cosmo, "you were married. You snogged her. Get over it."
"Ehhh… No, that's not the right word for how I set the mood. It was more like…" I make a rolling gesture with my free hand. "Word flirting."
"'Word flirting,'" he repeats. His eyebrows arch in concern. "No snogging. Oh dear. H.P., don't tell me the only time you ever expressed intimacy to her was when you were actually…?"
"Ehhhhhh…" I lift my arms in a shrug. "I'm not the mushy type. You know this."
Anti-Cosmo slaps his face again and draws his hand along his nose, down to his mouth. "Wow. I say, I'm quite certain that I would not have made a very good pixie. Or a pixie's boyfriend, for that matter."
Local Head Pixie confesses feelings for local High Count of the Anti-Fairies at ex-wife’s funeral, and an argument breaks out. With health bars.
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- Part 17 of ⭐ Personal Faves
- Part 13 of 🌈 Rainbow Train [FOP]
- Part 26 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
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Anti-Cosmo was all strange, not the usual Anti-Fairy type of pretty. His snobby pickiness and constant gloating put off a whole lot of folk, and dadgum was he ever shorter than a couple of cement blocks in quicksand. His feelings forever got all mixed and crazy inside his head. He couldn't keep his desk straight if universal domination depended on it. Sometimes guys just gave her the strangest looks in public, thinking it funny how such a wild gal ever fell for a twitchy weirdo like him...
The political and familial reflections of High Countess Anti-Wanda, shortly before her pregnancy.
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- Part 10 of ❤️ Red Train [Shippy Stuff]
- Part 18 of ⭐ Personal Faves
- Part 9 of 🌈 Rainbow Train [FOP]
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That's The Way It Is! by FountainPenguin
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime)
20 Nov 2019
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"Wobbuffet," the blobby creature whined, louder than before. Suction cups smacked against the door. James didn't bother checking the clock since it had been two in the morning the last time he'd looked. He pushed himself up on his hands, blinking. Arbok sat coiled on the floor, looking back at Jessie for an order. Its tongue danced. Wobbuffet leaned against the inside of the door, its face pressed to glass, hunkered in shadow. Meowth snarled into the blankets.
"If I hear one more word outta that t'ing, I'm gonna be sick 'til da miltanks leave home."
Jessie tightened into a ball. "If that ham keeps it up much longer, it won't get to see the miltanks leave home. Wobbuffet, turn off the water! It's the middle of the night!"
Two criminals and a cat get locked in a love hotel with a nocturnal land squid whose hobbies are screaming and mashing elevator buttons at 2 AM.
Or, I didn’t think anyone had written about Wobbuffet challenging James for the sleeping place next to Jessie yet and I am weak.
Or, "How many Pokémon can conceivably fit in a bathtub?”
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- Part 19 of ⭐ Personal Faves
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Father hasn't been home in 77,776 years. "Flitting between scads of licentious women, no doubt," I used to quip when the media asked, but when Mother's sideways glances turned more hurt than scolding, I dropped my jokes and never tried again. Only she can ever make my ears burn so hot (I swear, the dame's disappointed gaze is single-handedly preventing me from tearing a third hole in the fabric of space and time).
Anti-Cosmo disappears without a trace, leaving Foop and Anti-Wanda to face a bitter war against the Fairies without him.
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- Part 49 of 🚂 130 Reasons Why I'm Fairy Trash
- Part 14 of 💙 Blue Train [Anti-Fairies]
- Part 15 of 💜 Lavender Train [Celebrity Kids]
- Part 20 of ⭐ Personal Faves
- Part 24 of 🧡 Orange Train [High Fantasy]
- Part 26 of 🤍 Gray Train [Pixies]