Guides To Plants & Puppies
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A Guide: How To Take Care Of Your Emotionally Repressed Boyfriend by Mike Ross by TrashyPandas (BlueJayFan)
Fandoms: Suits (US TV 2011)
01 Jun 2025
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Okay, so here’s the thing they don’t tell you when you fall for someone like Harvey Specter: he’s basically a high-performance sports car with the emotional range of a houseplant. No, scratch that. That’s an insult to houseplants. At least they droop when they need something. Harvey just gets… more smug. Like his emotional drought is your fault. Or Louis’s. Usually Louis’s.
So this is your official guide. A how-to, if you will. How to survive — and help thrive — Harvey Specter: Lawyer, Legend, and Loveable Dumbass Who Forgets to Drink Water.
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Or, exactly what it says on the tin, a guide that will help your own Harvey Specter (and/or houseplant) thrive — courtesy of Mike RossSeries
- Part 1 of Guides To Plants & Puppies
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A (Counter-)Guide: How To Manage Your Emotionally Overinvested Legal Puppy, Mike Ross by Harvey Specter by TrashyPandas (BlueJayFan)
Fandoms: Suits (US TV 2011)
19 Jun 2025
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Do you know how it feels to walk into your home, the place where you pay for the furniture and the fancy soap and at least half the takeout, and find your boyfriend—yes, boyfriend, we’re saying it now—typing up botanical metaphors about your mental health?
He compared me to a plant. An actual plant. Not even a cool one. Not like a cactus or a tree that kills things. A houseplant. With leaves that need dusting and vines that creep and god help me, rotating. Like I’m some delicate ficus that needs whispering affirmations and filtered sunlight.
So yeah.
I’m retaliating.
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Or, exactly what it says on the tin, a (counter-)guide that will help your own Mike Ross (and/or puppy) thrive — courtesy of (exasperated) Harvey SpecterSeries
- Part 2 of Guides To Plants & Puppies
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A (Co-Authored) Guide: How To Survive Planning A Wedding For A Houseplant And A Puppy by Donna Paulsen and Rachel Zane by TrashyPandas (BlueJayFan)
Fandoms: Suits (US TV 2011)
25 Mar 2026
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Okay. So here’s the thing about Mike Ross and Harvey Specter getting married.
It was never a question of if.
If you’ve spent even five consecutive minutes in a room with them—and I have spent several years, which frankly deserves a medal—you understand that those two idiots have been orbiting that outcome like stubborn satellites for a very long time. Mike fell first, obviously. Harvey spent a respectable amount of time pretending he hadn’t noticed before emotionally tripping over his own feelings like a very expensive brick wall.
Eventually they got there.
The problem was never the love.
The problem was logistics.
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Or, exactly what it says on the tin—a (co-authored) guide that will help your friends actually get married, courtesy of Donna Paulsen & Rachel Zane.Series
- Part 3 of Guides To Plants & Puppies