“Hey Siri, how do I stop my husband from adopting more aliens?”

Series Metadata

Creator:

DarthFettDelusions

Series Begun:

2025-06-11

Series Updated:

2026-04-22

Description:

When snow falls in Green Hills, the Wachowskis give Shadow a place to stay, getting him out of Sonic’s old, snow-filled cave. Shadow believes this will only be a temporary arrangement, until he slowly grows closer to his former enemies.

Building trust takes time, healing from the scars of his past takes even longer, but for the first time in decades, he doesn’t need to bear this weight alone.

His new family will be by his side, every step of the way.

Notes:

AKA this was originally supposed to be a series of 15-ish one-shots that accidentally became much larger than I was expecting lol

Stats:

Words:: 153,940
Works:: 20
Complete:: No
Bookmarks:: 140

Listing Series

Use The Sleeves Of My Sweater by DarthFettDelusions

Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
11 Jun 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Sonic the Hedgehog
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Maddie Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Tom Wachowski
- Sonic the Hedgehog & Tom Wachowski
- Maddie Wachowski/Tom Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Miles "Tails" Prower
- Knuckles the Echidna
- Tom Wachowski
- Maddie Wachowski
- Maddie Wachowski and Tom Wachowski are Sonic the Hedgehog's Parents
- Maddie Wachowski and Tom Wachowski are Shadow the Hedgehog's Parents
- Found Family
- Hurt/Comfort
- Shadow the Hedgehog Needs a Hug
- Shadow the Hedgehog Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
- Shadow the Hedgehog and Sonic the Hedgehog are Siblings
- Purring
- Post-Canon Fix-It
- Post-Movie: Sonic The Hedgehog 3 (2024)
- No beta we die like Maria
- Hypothermia
- Medical Inaccuracies
- Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
- Mentioned Guardian Units of Nations | G.U.N.
- G.U.N. Being Assholes (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Summary

Snow falls in Green Hills, and Shadow is alone in Sonic’s old cave, freezing and miserable. Tom does what any sane person would do when confronted with the guy that tried to kill them, and adopts him.

Series
- Part 1 of “Hey Siri, how do I stop my husband from adopting more aliens?”
Language:

English

Words:

5,845

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

19

Kudos:

454

Bookmarks:

35

Hits:

5,438
Use The Sleeves Of My Sweater - Shadow’s POV by DarthFettDelusions

Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
23 Jun 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Sonic the Hedgehog
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Tom Wachowski
- Maria Robotnik & Shadow the Hedgehog
- Sonic the Hedgehog & Tom Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Tom Wachowski
- Maddie Wachowski
- Knuckles the Echidna
- Miles "Tails" Prower
- Shadow the Hedgehog Needs a Hug
- Shadow the Hedgehog Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
- Maddie Wachowski and Tom Wachowski are Shadow the Hedgehog's Parents
- Hurt/Comfort
- Crying
- Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
- Past Child Abuse
- Mentioned Guardian Units of Nations | G.U.N.
- G.U.N. Being Assholes (Sonic the Hedgehog)
- Maria Robotnik and Shadow the Hedgehog are Siblings
- Protective Tom Wachowski
- Protective Sonic the Hedgehog
- Good Parent Tom Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog and Sonic the Hedgehog are Like Siblings
- Purring
- Medical Inaccuracies
- Hurt Shadow the Hedgehog
- No beta we die like Agent Stone’s boyfriend
Summary

A few weeks after the Eclipse Cannon’s explosion, Shadow is living in Sonic’s old cave. When snow falls in Green Hills, Shadow’s former enemies appear in the cave, offering him a place to stay until the snow clears up.

Series
- Part 2 of “Hey Siri, how do I stop my husband from adopting more aliens?”
Language:

English

Words:

10,020

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

12

Kudos:

271

Bookmarks:

17

Hits:

3,850
Take Me To The Moon, ‘Cause I Feel So Used by DarthFettDelusions

Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
30 Jul 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Tom Wachowski
- Sonic the Hedgehog & Tom Wachowski
- Tom Wachowski
- Maddie Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Knuckles the Echidna
- Miles "Tails" Prower
- Shadow the Hedgehog Needs a Hug
- Shadow the Hedgehog Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
- Past Suicide Attempt
- Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
- Past Child Abuse
- G.U.N. Being Assholes (Sonic the Hedgehog)
- Good Parent Tom Wachowski
- Maddie Wachowski and Tom Wachowski are Shadow the Hedgehog's Parents
- Blood
- Bathing/Washing
- Tom Wachowski Needs a Hug
- Angst and Hurt/Comfort
- Shadow is just eepy
- Medical Inaccuracies
- probably
- Purring
- Protective Tom Wachowski
- Protective Sonic the Hedgehog
Summary

The day after Tom and Maddie take Shadow in, Tom realizes the dark hedgehog’s fur is covered in dirt, and decides to give him a bath. Shadow, still half-asleep, is less than pleased with this decision.

Series
- Part 3 of “Hey Siri, how do I stop my husband from adopting more aliens?”
Language:

English

Words:

6,989

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

18

Kudos:

364

Bookmarks:

22

Hits:

4,111
No One’s Ever Gonna Love Me Like That Again by DarthFettDelusions

Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
15 Jun 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Knuckles the Echidna & Shadow the Hedgehog
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Sonic the Hedgehog
- Knuckles the Echidna & Tom Wachowski
- Knuckles the Echidna & Sonic the Hedgehog
- Miles "Tails" Prower & Shadow the Hedgehog
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Miles "Tails" Prower
- Knuckles the Echidna
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- Tom Wachowski
- Maddie Wachowski
- Past Child Abuse
- Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
- Shadow the Hedgehog Needs a Hug
- Knuckles the Echidna is Bad at Feelings
- Maddie Wachowski and Tom Wachowski are Shadow the Hedgehog's Parents
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- Protective Knuckles the Echidna
- Protective Sonic the Hedgehog
- Mentioned Guardian Units of Nations | G.U.N.
- G.U.N. Being Assholes (Sonic the Hedgehog)
- Crying
- No beta we die like Commander Walters
Summary

Knuckles doesn’t understand why his family has so easily forgiven Shadow after he hurt them, which leads to him saying some very cruel things to Shadow.

When Shadow runs away from their home, he realizes he may have gone too far.

Series
- Part 4 of “Hey Siri, how do I stop my husband from adopting more aliens?”
Language:

English

Words:

4,376

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

16

Kudos:

364

Bookmarks:

21

Hits:

4,727
I Can’t Be The Only One Who Hears You by DarthFettDelusions

Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
03 Aug 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Knuckles the Echidna & Shadow the Hedgehog
- Knuckles the Echidna
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- Tom Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
- Shadow the Hedgehog Needs a Hug
- Past Child Abuse
- Purring
- Touch-Starved Shadow the Hedgehog
- Good Sibling Knuckles the Echidna
- Nightmares
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- Movie Night
- Sort Of
- Maria ruined shadow’s taste in movies
- Protective Knuckles the Echidna
- Late Night Conversations
- Hurt/Comfort
Summary

Knuckles wakes up in the middle of the night. After trying and failing to get back to sleep, he decides to go downstairs for a midnight snack.
That plan goes out the window when he hears Shadow crying out for help in his sleep.

Series
- Part 5 of “Hey Siri, how do I stop my husband from adopting more aliens?”
Language:

English

Words:

1,851

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

12

Kudos:

303

Bookmarks:

11

Hits:

2,944
I Lost A Friend by DarthFettDelusions

Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
18 Jun 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Maddie Wachowski
- Knuckles the Echidna & Miles "Tails" Prower & Shadow the Hedgehog & Sonic the Hedgehog
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- Maddie Wachowski
- Tom Wachowski
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Miles "Tails" Prower
- Knuckles the Echidna
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
- Crying
- Shadow the Hedgehog Needs a Hug
- Good Parent Maddie Wachowski
- Maddie Wachowski and Tom Wachowski are Shadow the Hedgehog's Parents
- Maria Robotnik and Shadow the Hedgehog are Siblings
- Past Child Abuse
- Nightmares
- Purring
- Mentioned Guardian Units of Nations | G.U.N.
- G.U.N. Being Assholes (Sonic the Hedgehog)
- Protective Maddie Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
Summary

Shadow begins locking himself in his room more, until one day, he refuses to come out for breakfast.
Shadow claims he’s fine. Maddie knows he isn’t.

Series
- Part 6 of “Hey Siri, how do I stop my husband from adopting more aliens?”
Language:

English

Words:

3,127

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

16

Kudos:

377

Bookmarks:

19

Hits:

3,973
To Steal Away Each Dream You Keep by DarthFettDelusions

Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
27 Jun 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Miles "Tails" Prower & Shadow the Hedgehog
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- Miles "Tails" Prower
- Miles "Tails" Prower and Shadow the Hedgehog are Siblings
- Protective Shadow the Hedgehog
- Crying
- Miles "Tails" Prower Needs a Hug
- Shadow the Hedgehog Needs a Hug
- Nightmares
- Late Night Conversations
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- Hurt/Comfort
- Past Child Abuse
- Shadow the Hedgehog Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
- Purring
- Mentioned Guardian Units of Nations | G.U.N.
- G.U.N. Being Assholes (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Summary

Tails wakes up crying from a nightmare, and Tom and Maddie are both asleep. He doesn’t want to wake them up, but he can’t get back to sleep on his own.
Luckily, a certain dark hedgehog happens to be an insomniac.

Series
- Part 7 of “Hey Siri, how do I stop my husband from adopting more aliens?”
Language:

English

Words:

3,371

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

16

Kudos:

428

Bookmarks:

27

Hits:

3,792
I Focus On The Pain by DarthFettDelusions

Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
09 Jul 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Tom Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Maddie Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- Tom Wachowski
- Maddie Wachowski
- Self-Harm
- Shadow the Hedgehog Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
- Shadow the Hedgehog Needs a Hug
- Past Child Abuse
- Blood and Injury
- Good Parent Tom Wachowski
- Good Parent Maddie Wachowski
- Maddie Wachowski and Tom Wachowski are Shadow the Hedgehog's Parents
- G.U.N. Being Assholes (Sonic the Hedgehog)
- Mentioned Guardian Units of Nations | G.U.N.
- Shadow is touch starved AND touch averse
- Angst
- Panic Attacks
- Hurt/Comfort
Summary

A small explosion in the shed brings back painful memories for Shadow, and in his panic, he hurts himself. Shadow doesn’t think it’s a big deal, Tom is worried about his son, and Maddie is the only one who actually knows what’s going on

Series
- Part 8 of “Hey Siri, how do I stop my husband from adopting more aliens?”
Language:

English

Words:

2,125

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

9

Kudos:

290

Bookmarks:

9

Hits:

3,151
I Need To Purge My Urges (Shame, Shame, Shame) by DarthFettDelusions

Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
12 Jul 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Sonic the Hedgehog
- Sonic the Hedgehog & Tom Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Tom Wachowski
- Sonic the Hedgehog & Maddie Wachowski
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- Tom Wachowski
- Maddie Wachowski
- Self-Harm
- Shadow the Hedgehog Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
- Shadow the Hedgehog Needs a Hug
- Past Child Abuse
- G.U.N. Being Assholes (Sonic the Hedgehog)
- Mentioned Guardian Units of Nations | G.U.N.
- Good Older Sibling Sonic the Hedgehog
- Good Parent Tom Wachowski
- Panic Attacks
- Shadow the Hedgehog and Sonic the Hedgehog are Siblings
- Maddie Wachowski and Tom Wachowski are Shadow the Hedgehog's Parents
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- Purring
- Hurt/Comfort
- Touch-Starved Shadow the Hedgehog
Summary

Sonic and Shadow decide to race in the woods close to the town when a nearby human fires a gun. Shadow is instantly brought back to the worst night of his life.
Luckily, his older brother is there to help.

Series
- Part 9 of “Hey Siri, how do I stop my husband from adopting more aliens?”
Language:

English

Words:

3,090

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

9

Kudos:

311

Bookmarks:

10

Hits:

3,379
How The Most Dangerous Thing Is To Love by DarthFettDelusions

Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
15 Jul 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Tom Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Maddie Wachowski
- Maddie Wachowski/Tom Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- Tom Wachowski
- Maddie Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog Needs a Hug
- Shadow the Hedgehog Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
- Maddie Wachowski and Tom Wachowski are Shadow the Hedgehog's Parents
- Crying
- Good Parent Tom Wachowski
- Protective Tom Wachowski
- Hurt/Comfort
- Vaguely implied past child abuse
- No beta we die like the Robotnik bloodline
Summary

After breakfast one morning, Shadow accidentally calls Tom ‘dad’. Shadow mistakes his surprise for disapproval.

Series
- Part 10 of “Hey Siri, how do I stop my husband from adopting more aliens?”
Language:

English

Words:

2,704

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

21

Kudos:

316

Bookmarks:

15

Hits:

3,564
You Need To Rest by DarthFettDelusions

Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
19 Jul 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Maddie Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Tom Wachowski
- Maddie Wachowski/Tom Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- Maddie Wachowski
- Tom Wachowski
- Nightmares
- Shadow the Hedgehog Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
- Shadow the Hedgehog Needs a Hug
- Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
- Good Parent Maddie Wachowski
- Good Parent Tom Wachowski
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- Maddie Wachowski and Tom Wachowski are Shadow the Hedgehog's Parents
- Hurt/Comfort
- Fluff and Angst
Summary

One night, after Shadow startles awake from another nightmare, he finally decides to go to Tom and Maddie about the problem.

Series
- Part 11 of “Hey Siri, how do I stop my husband from adopting more aliens?”
Language:

English

Words:

1,895

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

14

Kudos:

280

Bookmarks:

16

Hits:

3,073
I’m So Sorry That You Have To Have A Body by DarthFettDelusions

Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
26 Aug 2025
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Maddie Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Sonic the Hedgehog
- Miles "Tails" Prower & Shadow the Hedgehog
- Knuckles the Echidna & Shadow the Hedgehog
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- Maddie Wachowski
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Miles "Tails" Prower
- Knuckles the Echidna
- Shadow the Hedgehog Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
- Shadow the Hedgehog Needs a Hug
- Medical Trauma
- Past Child Abuse
- Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
- G.U.N. Being Assholes (Sonic the Hedgehog)
- Needles
- Good Parent Maddie Wachowski
- Maddie Wachowski and Tom Wachowski are Shadow the Hedgehog's Parents
- Medical Inaccuracies
- probably
- Sonic the Hedgehog Has ADHD
- Protective Maddie Wachowski
- Protective Siblings
- Hurt/Comfort
Summary

Maddie brings the boys to work for their yearly check-ups. Shadow is nervous, as this is his first check-up since escaping GUN.
Everything goes well, until Maddie reveals that he must have his blood drawn.

Series
- Part 12 of “Hey Siri, how do I stop my husband from adopting more aliens?”
Language:

English

Words:

6,179

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

23

Kudos:

414

Bookmarks:

25

Hits:

3,797
I Should Be Doing Better, You’ve Made That Really Clear by DarthFettDelusions

Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
15 Jan 2026
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Tom Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Maddie Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Sonic the Hedgehog
- Sonic the Hedgehog & Tom Wachowski
- Maddie Wachowski/Tom Wachowski
- Knuckles the Echidna & Miles "Tails" Prower & Shadow the Hedgehog & Sonic the Hedgehog
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- Tom Wachowski
- Maddie Wachowski
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Miles "Tails" Prower
- Knuckles the Echidna
- Shadow the Hedgehog Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
- Shadow the Hedgehog Needs a Hug
- Good Parent Tom Wachowski
- Good Parent Maddie Wachowski
- Protective Sonic the Hedgehog
- Shadow the Hedgehog and Sonic the Hedgehog are Siblings
- Maddie Wachowski and Tom Wachowski are Shadow the Hedgehog's Parents
- Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
- Food Issues
- implied eating disorder
- Late Night Conversations
- Sonic the Hedgehog Needs a Hug
- Past Child Abuse
- Crying
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- discussions of therapy
- Bad Parent Gerald Robotnik
- No beta we die like 2 of shadows dads
- Fluff and Angst
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
Summary

After an argument with Tom and Maddie, Shadow agrees to sneak out of the house late at night with Sonic.

Series
- Part 13 of “Hey Siri, how do I stop my husband from adopting more aliens?”
Language:

English

Words:

9,011

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

19

Kudos:

179

Bookmarks:

19

Hits:

1,794
Somebody, Get Me Through This Nightmare by DarthFettDelusions

Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
22 Jan 2026
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Maddie Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Tom Wachowski
- Miles "Tails" Prower & Shadow the Hedgehog
- Miles "Tails" Prower & Maddie Wachowski
- Knuckles the Echidna & Miles "Tails" Prower & Shadow the Hedgehog & Sonic the Hedgehog
- Maddie Wachowski/Tom Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- Maddie Wachowski
- Miles "Tails" Prower
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Knuckles the Echidna
- Tom Wachowski
- Wade Whipple
- Original Human Character(s)
- Maddie Wachowski and Tom Wachowski are Shadow the Hedgehog's Parents
- Mentioned G.U.N. | Guardian Units of Nations
- G.U.N. Being Assholes (Sonic the Hedgehog)
- Past Child Abuse
- Forced Purging
- Food Issues
- Guilt
- Panic Attacks
- Vomiting
- Crying
- like a lot of crying
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- mentioned gunshot wounds
- Hurt/Comfort
- Heavy Angst
- Hospitals
- Major Character Injury
- Shadow the Hedgehog Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
- Shadow the Hedgehog Needs a Hug
- They all need a hug after this lol
- Medical Inaccuracies
- probably
- I know almost nothing about hospitals bear with me
- Self-Harm
- Late Night Conversations
- Nightmares
- Hedgehog Instincts
- Purring
- Blood and Injury
- Bad Parent Gerald Robotnik
- Implied/Referenced Torture
- Sort of? Not really sure how to tag it
- just gun being gun basically
- Miles "Tails" Prower and Shadow the Hedgehog are Siblings
Summary

Tom is injured at work and rushed to the hospital, leaving his family in a state of panic.

Series
- Part 14 of “Hey Siri, how do I stop my husband from adopting more aliens?”
Language:

English

Words:

12,002

Chapters:

2/2

Comments:

30

Kudos:

196

Bookmarks:

16

Hits:

2,441
‘Cause Everything I Thought I Knew Has Proven To Be Wrong by DarthFettDelusions

Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
03 Feb 2026
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Tom Wachowski
- Knuckles the Echidna & Shadow the Hedgehog
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Sonic the Hedgehog
- Maddie Wachowski/Tom Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Maddie Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- Knuckles the Echidna
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Miles "Tails" Prower
- Maddie Wachowski
- Tom Wachowski
- Maddie Wachowski and Tom Wachowski are Shadow the Hedgehog's Parents
- Shadow the Hedgehog Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
- Shadow the Hedgehog Needs a Hug
- venting
- Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
- implied eating disorder
- Past Child Abuse
- Past Suicide Attempts
- Good Parent Tom Wachowski
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- Purring
- Injury Recovery
- Anxiety
- References to Depression
- Maria’s shitty taste in movies strikes again
- no beta we die like men
- Mentioned G.U.N. | Guardian Units of Nations
- G.U.N. Being Assholes (Sonic the Hedgehog)
- Emotional Hurt/Comfort
Summary

Only a week after Tom returns home, he struggles to relax and heal, growing restless as he’s confined to the couch.

Shadow keeps him company.

Series
- Part 15 of “Hey Siri, how do I stop my husband from adopting more aliens?”
Language:

English

Words:

4,392

Chapters:

1/1

Comments:

12

Kudos:

180

Bookmarks:

11

Hits:

1,609
This World Takes More Strength Than It Gave Me by DarthFettDelusions

Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
12 Feb 2026
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Sonic the Hedgehog
- Sonic the Hedgehog & Tom Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Tom Wachowski
- Sonic the Hedgehog & Maddie Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Maddie Wachowski
- Knuckles the Echidna & Miles "Tails" Prower & Shadow the Hedgehog & Sonic the Hedgehog
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Tom Wachowski
- Miles "Tails" Prower
- Knuckles the Echidna
- Maddie Wachowski
- Other Additional Tags to Be Added
- Shadow the Hedgehog Needs a Hug
- Sonic the Hedgehog Needs a Hug
- Maddie Wachowski and Tom Wachowski are Shadow the Hedgehog's Parents
- Shadow the Hedgehog and Sonic the Hedgehog are Siblings
- Shadow the Hedgehog Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
- Sonic the Hedgehog Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
- Selectively Mute Sonic the Hedgehog
- Panic Attacks
- Hypothermia
- Near Drowning
- Vomiting
- Hurt/Comfort
- It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- Purring
- Past Child Abuse
- Mentioned G.U.N. | Guardian Units of Nations
- G.U.N. Being Assholes (Sonic the Hedgehog)
- Medical Inaccuracies
- probably
- Sickfic
- Crying
- Angst
- Hurt Sonic the Hedgehog
- Hurt Shadow the Hedgehog
- Nightmares
- mentioned declawing
- Self-Harm
- Blood and Injury
- Bad Parent Gerald Robotnik
- Manipulative Gerald Robotnik
- Pneumonia
- Fever
- Medical Torture
- mentioned only - Freeform
- Sick Sonic the Hedgehog
- Sick Shadow the Hedgehog
- Good Parent Maddie Wachowski
- Good Parent Tom Wachowski
Summary

Sonic and Shadow are racing in the woods when they stumble upon an unfamiliar clearing.

It isn’t until they hear ice cracking below them that they realize they’re standing over a frozen lake.

Series
- Part 16 of “Hey Siri, how do I stop my husband from adopting more aliens?”
Language:

English

Words:

11,748

Chapters:

3/3

Comments:

42

Kudos:

255

Bookmarks:

33

Hits:

3,394
Get A Load Of This Monster, He Doesn’t Know How To Communicate by DarthFettDelusions

Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
15 Mar 2026
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Tom Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Maddie Wachowski
- Maddie Wachowski/Tom Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- Tom Wachowski
- Maddie Wachowski
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Miles "Tails" Prower
- Knuckles the Echidna
- Shadow the Hedgehog Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
- Shadow the Hedgehog Needs a Hug
- Past Child Abuse
- Anorexia
- Bulimia
- Vomiting
- Purging
- Hurt No Comfort
- just for chapter 1
- Hurt/Comfort
- It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better
- Mentioned G.U.N. | Guardian Units of Nations
- G.U.N. Being Assholes (Sonic the Hedgehog)
- Bad Parent Gerald Robotnik
- Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
- Sick Shadow the Hedgehog
- Good Parent Maddie Wachowski
- Good Parent Tom Wachowski
- They’re trying their best
- Eating Disorders
- Graphic Description
- Starvation
- Body Dysphoria
- Not quite binge eating but shadow thinks about it like it is
- Gerald appears in a flashback for 2 seconds
- not enough to warrant the character tag but he’s there
- fuck him
- Shadow the Hedgehog Has Self-Esteem Issues
- Recovery
- Crying
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- Purring
- Relapsing
- Good Older Sibling Sonic the Hedgehog
- Heavy Angst
Summary

Shadow hadn’t realized how weak he’d become until after he and Sonic fell in the lake. He decides that he needs to become stronger, so he can protect the people he loves.

It spirals out of his control, but he refuses to ask for help.

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- Part 17 of “Hey Siri, how do I stop my husband from adopting more aliens?”
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Breathe, Keep Breathing (I Can’t Do This Alone) by DarthFettDelusions

Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
05 Apr 2026
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- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Maddie Wachowski
- Maddie Wachowski/Tom Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Tom Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Sonic the Hedgehog
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Agent Stone
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- Maddie Wachowski
- Tom Wachowski
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Miles "Tails" Prower
- Knuckles the Echidna
- Agent Stone (Sonic the Hedgehog)
- Shadow the Hedgehog Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
- Shadow the Hedgehog Needs a Hug
- Hurt/Comfort
- Implied/Referenced Eating Disorders
- Past Child Abuse
- Mentioned G.U.N. | Guardian Units of Nations
- G.U.N. Being Assholes (Sonic the Hedgehog)
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- Panic Attacks
- Crying
- Good Parent Maddie Wachowski
- Maddie Wachowski and Tom Wachowski are Shadow the Hedgehog's Parents
- Stone isn’t here but he casually fucks things up in the background lmao
- Mental Breakdown
- Self-Harm
- Medical Torture
- Past Torture
- Bathing/Washing
- Graphic Description
- Anxiety Attacks
- Good Older Sibling Sonic the Hedgehog
- Blood and Injury
- Dissociation
- Just for a second but tagging it just in case
- Purring
- Ignore that last tag about stone he is absolutely here
- Mean Bean Coffee Café (Sonic the Hedgehog)
- Shadow’s coffee bean addiction
- discussions of therapy
Summary

Millions of GUN files get leaked overnight, including many files on Project Shadow.

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- Part 18 of “Hey Siri, how do I stop my husband from adopting more aliens?”
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The Scary Thoughts Are Spreading Like A Weed (The Thoughts That Say That I Deserve To Bleed) by DarthFettDelusions

Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
15 Apr 2026
Tags
- No Archive Warnings Apply
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Maddie Wachowski
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Original Character(s)
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- Maddie Wachowski
- Original Characters
- Shadow the Hedgehog Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
- Shadow the Hedgehog Needs a Hug
- Good Parent Maddie Wachowski
- Therapy
- Past Child Abuse
- Implied/Referenced Self-Harm
- Implied/Referenced Eating Disorders
- Shadow the Hedgehog Needs Therapy
- Shadow the Hedgehog Gets Therapy
- Bad Parent Gerald Robotnik
- EMDR
- Panic Attacks
- Fluff
- Angst
- Good Parent Tom Wachowski
Summary

After months of hesitation, Shadow finally agrees to see a therapist.

Series
- Part 19 of “Hey Siri, how do I stop my husband from adopting more aliens?”
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8

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I’m ’Bout To Die, Yet The Only Thing I Find I’m Worried About Is You by DarthFettDelusions

Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe)
23 Apr 2026
Tags
- Graphic Depictions Of Violence
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Sonic the Hedgehog
- Shadow the Hedgehog & Maddie Wachowski
- Sonic the Hedgehog & Maddie Wachowski
- Knuckles the Echidna & Miles "Tails" Prower & Sonic the Hedgehog
- Sonic the Hedgehog & Tom Wachowski
- Sonic the Hedgehog
- Shadow the Hedgehog
- Maddie Wachowski
- Tom Wachowski
- Miles "Tails" Prower
- Knuckles the Echidna
- Shadow the Hedgehog Needs a Hug
- Shadow the Hedgehog Has PTSD - Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder
- Child Abuse
- Medical Torture
- Medical Inaccuracies
- Medical Trauma
- Car Accidents
- Blood
- Major Character Injury
- Surgery
- Graphic Description
- Vomiting
- Self-Harm
- Implied/Referenced Eating Disorders
- Good Older Sibling Sonic the Hedgehog
- Dissociation
- Selectively Mute Sonic the Hedgehog
- Crying
- Cuddling & Snuggling
- Hurt/Comfort
- First chapter has very little comfort sorry
- Heavy Angst
- Near Death Experiences
- Sonic the Hedgehog Needs a Hug
- they all need therapy after this
- Injured Shadow the Hedgehog
- Hospitalization
- I SWEAR there is comfort coming
- Panic Attacks
- Purring
- Past Suicide Attempts
- Selectively Mute Shadow the Hedgehog
Summary

On the way to the grocery store, Maddie, Shadow and Sonic all get into a car accident. Sonic is separated from his family in the hospital, and Shadow is forced to relive one of the worst moments of his life.

Series
- Part 20 of “Hey Siri, how do I stop my husband from adopting more aliens?”
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English

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16,358

Chapters:

3/3

Comments:

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Kudos:

241

Bookmarks:

15

Hits:

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