Scum Villain's Figurative Language
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Dark As Black Ice; Sharp As Shadow by WeekendWednesday
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Oct 2022
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When he’d initially designed Mobei Jun, he’d only included the dark gradients at his hands and feet to appease his fans. He’d been on the internet long enough to know that it would be a hit, especially when they got to Wife #4… what number was she again? Shang Qinghua isn’t even sure he could remember her name, let alone her number.
Shen Qingqiu would know, but he isn’t exactly accepting questions at this time, and Shang Qinghua knows better than to ask.
Regardless, he hadn’t put much thought into his King’s design before now. He didn’t think about what it could mean, mostly due to those previously mentioned bills and deadlines.
It was, ironically enough, Peerless Cucumber who had pointed it out.
“DUMBFUCK AUTHOR DIDN’T EVEN THINK ABOUT HIS WORLD BUILDING OR CHARACTERS!” He had posted the official art of Mobei Jun and a picture of a Siamese Cat beside it. He then proceeded to say some nonsense about how the dark markings developed on cats as a response to cold—something which should not affect one such as Mobei Jun.
Shang Qinghua had liked the post and said nothing, purely to rile up his #1 hater. He hadn’t thought about the implications.
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- Part 1 of Scum Villain's Figurative Language
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Red-Black as Blood; Hollow as Vengeance by WeekendWednesday
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Aug 2025
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Shang Qinghua doesn’t know what possesses him to do so, but he jumps away from Mobei Jun like a cat from water, just barely swallowing the hiss that threatens to escape him. Mobei Jun, to his credit, doesn’t do more than raise a brow and prompt, “Qinghua?”
Shang Qinghua isn’t often in the habit of avoiding his king’s company, let alone his touch. He wishes he had a good excuse, like being startled by a chill or a crash, but the best he can manage is that he briefly felt a thousand small needles along the back of his neck, despite knowing that Mobei Jun would never have allowed anyone near his love’s nape. The man shakes his head, trying to shed the weird shiver that writhes beneath his skin. “I’m not sure what’s happening, but it’s…”
It’s wrong, he wants to say, but there isn’t a thing out of place.
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- Part 2 of Scum Villain's Figurative Language