kicking the shit out of martyn inthelittlewood for fun and profit
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no one to catch me if i take a dive by RedsNight
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
21 Feb 2026
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"DOC," he hisses to his comm. "Flag this server —" Martyn scrambles over a fallen log. "As fucking hostile."
A hanging ivy vine whips him in the face, splitting open his cheek making his eyes water. His chest burns, but stopping is not an option.
"Affirmative." His comm chirps, far too cheerful for this situation.
A gunshot rings out and Martyn flinches, hard, clapping his hands over his ears and instantly dropping to the dirt face-first. The bushes swallow him up and Martyn rolls, hitching up against a massive tree root.
"Flag server as high technology?" DOC queries.
(For Febuwhump Day 20: Hunted.)
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- Part 17 of febuwhump 2026
- Part 1 of kicking the shit out of martyn inthelittlewood for fun and profit
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Martyn simply doesn't think before he moves, doesn't need to. Ren' ears are pricked and alert, but his head hasn't even begun to turn, so there's no time. Later — if there is one — Martyn won't know how he moved so fast. All he knows — all he needs to know — is that his king is in danger, so he shoulders a bewildered Ren aside and steps in front of him, arms thrown out to shield his liege.
The crossbow bolt meant for the king punches a hole into Martyn just as easily as anyone else, lodging there, and Martyn's attempt at shouting protect the king is cut off into a gasping wheeze, all the air forced out of him at the moment of impact. Martyn loses his feet, unable to keep himself up and sagging backwards against Ren. Ren, for his part, cries out, grabbing Martyn under the arms.
For Febuwhump Day 12, Bodyguard.
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- Part 10 of febuwhump 2026
- Part 2 of kicking the shit out of martyn inthelittlewood for fun and profit
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you could be lost (but you belong to the world) by RedsNight
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
29 Dec 2025
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“Do you remember what happened?" Doc asks.
Martyn shakes his head a little and then flinches, squeezing his eyes shut. "Ow. Ow." Maybe Doc has a point about not moving at all. "Are you real?" He mumbles.
Ren grasps Martyn hand and Martyn can feel him trembling. "Yeah, we're real, man. Promise."
Whumptober days 15 “memory loss” and 16 “head injury”.
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- Part 10 of whumptober 2025
- Part 3 of kicking the shit out of martyn inthelittlewood for fun and profit
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Martyn wins Past Life, is unceremoniously dropped onto Hermitcraft, and almost drowns.
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A hand touches his shoulder, but Martyn doesn't connect the voice and the touch right away. The hand is warm, and as Martyn's eyes dully lift to Cleo's face, he can't make those two facts connect. Cleo's not warm. Cleo's never warm.
"Hi." Martyn's voice comes out as a croak, and he should be embarrased, about that, because he's such a wreck after one day of a little hard work, he should've taken a nap before coming here —
"—don't look so good." He missed what Cleo is saying.
"Thanks, um, 'ppreciate the … compliment." The words slur as they come out of Martyn's mouth, each one falling like a loose rock that scatters across the ground unexpectedly.
(Whumptober 2025 Day 2: Hypothermia)
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- Part 2 of whumptober 2025
- Part 5 of kicking the shit out of martyn inthelittlewood for fun and profit