Autistic_Cryptid
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Talk Dirty to Me by Autistic_Cryptid
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Robots in Disguise (2015)
11 Jan 2026
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Sideswipe never thought he’d have his body stolen by a Decepticon.
He also never thought it would lead to fucking his crush.
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Based on the episode where Vertabreak steals Sideswipes body but instead Vertabreak decides to get naughty.
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"Come home with me."
Prowl bit her lower lip, a physical effort to hold back the immediate, enthusiastic "yes" that threatened to burst forth. She took a steadying breath, the cool air doing little to calm the fire raging within her. “My coworkers,” she gasps. The mandatory bonding, the cheap whiskey—she'd forgotten all about it in her haste to meet Jazz. “No—they'll be fine without me," she said, her tone firm and final.
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A cop walks into a bar, and leaves with the experience of a lifetime.
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25 Mar 2026
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Innocentia by SparkBeat
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
30 Jul 2015
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Super confident, kinky, sexy Rung is all well and good, but what would happen if Drift and Ratchet found out that the Lost Light's beloved therapist is about as innocent as untouched snow?
Answer : A lot of teasing, then a lot of following through with the teasing.
(I'm almost as bad at summaries as I am at titles... :D )
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- Part 2 of Virgin!Rung
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21 Mar 2026
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Can’t Flirt Without Prowl-able Cause by MadFKZ
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
30 Jan 2026
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Prowl took the cube, and Bumblebee’s hand along with it. Only a gentle finger of his kept his servo on the fuel. “Thank you, Honeybee.” Pause. He said that ironically, right? As a joke or tease-?
No, Bee was sure he didn’t imagine that glint in his visor. Something sneaky. Bee just let Prowl take his servo. He was sure his own optics were blown wide and his face was glowing blue. He looked down in happy horror at the sight; Prowl smiled and pressed his warm, soft derma to the knuckles of Bee’s servo and— and he—
He kissed his hand.
“I’m lucky I have someone so sweet looking my way.” He purred.
Not fair.
Or; Prowl gets shot with a ray gun with some weird as hell side effects. Beeprowl time.
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18 Mar 2026
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My carrier never said NOT TO mess with timelines! by MicroNation
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007), Transformers: Prime, Transformers (IDW 2019)
21 Apr 2026
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What’s a better way to deal with PTSD than to go back in time and blow up a planet?
With the help of a scientist found on a random asteroid, Bumble Prime is ready to save the future (which he himself screwed up earlier)!
But, of course, nothing can ever go according to plan, right?Fortunately, he has his friends (they don’t even remember him), a random Decepticon ( they’re just business partners), and his old enemies (are they still enemies if everything happened in the past?) to help him!
......What a delight.
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17 Mar 2026
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The Doctor’s eye watched the employee from the moment he arrived, waiting to see if the employee was worth his notice. A crawling, desperate little beast scrambling for attention from someone more worthy than the brutish glob of clay or the minuscule porcelain toy. It was a good thing that the Doctor was more than patient enough to wait for the right moment to dig under the employee’s skin and find the weakness within.
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