CelestialVapidity



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  1. Summary

    The cannibalism/serial killer KPDH AU you didn't know you needed! Original idea by @arson1949 on Discord. Mix can be found here: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2rdWDbGgNHcyJNOZfyjmIv?si=4f8ffb3ce1574a2f

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    A series of stories set in a universe in which the plot of RE8 never happens, Miranda and the Lords are less evil, Alcina is trans femme, and you (the gender-neutral reader) are her lover. Prepare for wish fulfillment and enjoy!

    (Reader is basically my self-insert (AFAB, autistic, disabled, etc). Also, there will probably be smut eventually bc I am weak for the vampire milf. Warnings for each story will be in the author's notes! Title of the series is from Mary on a Cross by Ghost. Series now has a Spotify playlist that will be updated as I write more: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1MtioKxATpEjPlXIyULAk0?si=77873ad3520f49c6_)

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    A series of stories that take place after Miranda's good ending in Resident Lover. MC/Reader is written as AFAB but gender-neutral. Hope y'all enjoy!

    (Title from Angel Of Small Death And The Codeine Scene by Hozier.)

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    A modern AU in which Megan is a trans girl. Because I’m trans and I project on every character I like. Written by me, sometimes beta'd by DippertheShipper.

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    An AU in which Morgan is Mason and Margot's biological son, with Alana and Margot as his parents.

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  1. Public Bookmark 88

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    “Welcome to day one of your weekly training!” Zoey slaps something on the coffee table, excitedly hollering as she ignores the way Mira is currently imitating the expression of a fish gasping for water.

    “Let’s. Get. You. Stretched!” Zoey says it like some game show host, dramatics exaggerated until her tone is borderline comical.

    “Weekly… training…,” Mira’s mouth drops as her wide eyes land on the item Zoey threw onto the table.

    It’s a toy.

    A dildo to be exact.

    It wobbles on the table from the force of Zoey’s throw.

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    or a polytrix fic where zoey puts mira through a week's worth of size training so she can take on rumi's demon form

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    20 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 70

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    "Okay, so!" Zoey said, plopping herself down next to Rumi one random hiatus morning. "I know we haven't been officially dating for all that long. But! I know that we're all kinda wanting to do. Yaknow-"
    "Each other?" Mira butted in, flipping the eggs she was frying for Rumi.

    "Yeah!" Zoey said. "Well, uh. So. I wanted to say. Disclose. All of that jazz." She sighed, looking like she was psyching herself up for something. "I'm a trans woman. And I still have all of that, uh, equipment."

    Rumi raised an eyebrow. "What sort of equipment?"
    "I, well, I don't think this'll be a problem, because I'm pretty sure you two aren't like that, but, well." Zoey rambled around her point. "I have a penis." She stared at the counter, looking like that had taken a lot out of her.

    "Oh, don't worry." Rumi said, patting her on the back. "I do too."
    Slowly, Zoey turned towards her. "I'm sorry, but, uh, what? You're also a trans woman?!" Her jaw just about hit the floor.
    "No I'm not?" Rumi said. "I just have a penis. I've always been a woman."

    (Based on that one "I'm not a demon, I just have patterns" conversation from the movie)

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    19 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 50

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    'Hat Trick' - the achievement of a generally positive feat three times

    No one expected all of the members of Huntr/x to be trans, least of all them. But as the saying goes, good things come in threes

    Written for The Rainbow Honroom secret santa gift exchange, prompt: trans huntrix

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    19 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    After Zoey accidentally outs themself as trans non-binary and that they're in a polyamorous relationship with their bandmates to Celine over text, it is up to Celine to pick up the pieces and prove she can be the parental figure they all deserve.

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    19 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 96

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    “I’m sorry,” Zoey cut in meekly. “I’m just trying to understand—”

    Rumi whirled to face her, and she flinched back. “I’ve explained this to you before. We have insects that are pests and we have insects that are beneficial. If we let the pests live, they do damage, so we kill them. It doesn’t matter if it’s alive—all of them are alive, but some of them need to die.”

    A study of Rumi and bugs.

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    19 Apr 2026