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    They were roommates in college. Best friends, until one drunken night changed everything.

    Seventeen years later, Sasuke is divorced and his daughter is staying with him for the school year. He hasn't spoken to Naruto since college graduation.

    Then, Sarada brings home her new boyfriend, and suddenly, the past Sasuke has been running from is sitting right in his living room.

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    "Hey, Mr. Uchiha," he says, voice bright and unbothered. "My name's Uzumaki Boruto."

    There's a long beat of silence. Sarada glances up at him, confused.

    Sasuke doesn't move. He can't.

    His throat is dry. His hands are cold.

    And for the first time in years, Uchiha Sasuke finds himself entirely, devastatingly, speechless.

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    In which Sasuke thinks they're dating, and Naruto is the last one to find out.

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    "I mean, you are so important to me," he continues.

    Something flashes across Sasuke's face. Fear? Sadness? Naruto can't tell.

    "We're close. And we've been through a lot together," he says.

    Sasuke's eyes drop, and his hand tightens around his thigh.

    "And I don't want to lose you," Naruto says. "Ever."

    Sasuke looks up sharply. "Are you breaking up with me?"

    "Breaking up— What?"

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    [NOTE: This message has been flagged by MHA administration for inappropriate language.]

    Thu, 3 July at 16:38

    FROM: Takami Keigo ([email protected])
    TO: Todoroki Touya ([email protected])

    SUBJECT: RE: RE: Q2 report

    touya if u don’t send me that fucking report right now i’m going to have to kill myself

    Two employees. One summer. Zero fucks. Many shenanigans.

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    Sasuke has worked really hard on his relationship with Suigetsu. Is he “in love?” He’s never really been a romantic or anything like that. What he has is so much more than he ever expected. They get along and the sex is good and Suigetsu means a lot to him.

    Naruto, it seems, is determined to destroy everything Sasuke has built.

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    "Why are we here?"

    Dabi shrugs and twists his mouth into a smirk. "It's quiet. We're alone."

    "We could be alone in your room, or in my apartment. Anywhere." Hawks' gaze tries to catch his in the reflection of the water, hunting for the truth Dabi is hiding behind his teeth.

    Dabi turns to look at Hawks, and lets go of his hand to take off his shirt. The hero's eyes rake over his chest like burning coals.

    "Come swim with me."

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    All things die. All seasons end. All monsters are slain.

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