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Please Mr. Postman, Look and See, is There a Letter in Your Bag for Me by CowgayKermit
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
22 Dec 2023
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Klaus gets a pen pal. The pen pal just happens to be on the moon.
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We may be on top of the universe, But there is a hero in my soul; Let it out, Let it out, Let it out by CowgayKermit
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
22 Apr 2021
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In a far away land, full of magic and mischief, there were seven bandits fighting an unjust ruler. One would think this was a story about how they took him down and saved the kingdom, but one would be wrong. For this is a love story about a guard who had been robbed one too many times by the bandits and the bandit who caught his eye.
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Is it Right to be Treated so Bad When You Give Everything You Had by CowgayKermit
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
25 Feb 2021
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Whenever someone came into The Rolling Stones Bakery, Klaus would hide behind the counter or duck into the backroom, not wanting to be seen. He knew how people would react to seeing a homeless junkie in the bakery, let alone behind the counter. So he knew it was better if he hid. He was sure of it.
Dave didn't agree.
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- Part 4 of The Rolling Scones Bakery
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for what it's worth, you are the closest thing to love; imagine how we collide in trouble but shine on for a thousand years by CowgayKermit
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
21 Jan 2021
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Dave hadn’t ever dated. Not properly. He’d thought some about girls and realized they weren’t for him, he’d thought about boys and hoped his soulmate was a boy. He didn’t know much about his soulmate, only the first name, written into his skin on his left thigh.
Number 00.04
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dig a little deeper and die young; become the dirt on my boots by CowgayKermit
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
18 Nov 2020
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He just wanted to make a connection, different than all the others he's made before. Something real. Something beyond sex.
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In which Dave runs a bakery and treats Klaus like a human being. Klaus is defenseless against such exotic and alluring traits.
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Klaus is a Ghost Empath. He doesn't like it very much. The Ghosts Do.
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For Bad Things Happen Bingo. I plan to blackout the card, babey.
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Baby (You've Got What It Takes) by CowgayKermit, LunaticLycan
Fandom The Umbrella Academy (TV)
16 Jul 2020
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Klaus finds the one person he's willing to get sober for: his baby boy, Jackson.
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five times fics (mostly about klaus if we're being honest about ourselves, which we are) by CowgayKermit
Fandom The Umbrella Academy (TV)
23 Jul 2020
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listen sometimes y'need some wholesome fluffly humor. so many angsty fics out there. we all need to smile from time to time and as one of those writers who writes those angstsy fics it is nice to write the wholesome fluffy humor so here y'go my friends
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Fish in a Birdcage by hotterhatter2211
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Teen Titans (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon)
28 Jul 2023
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Tim always gave them names. He never told anyone that he named them all. He never mentioned how he would spend all night awake in his bed when the large letters of "ATTEMPT UNSUCCESSFUL” appeared on the screen.
It wasn’t like Tim could just leave and go outside. Tim was only allowed to go to the lab with the white walls and green tubes.
Tim just wanted a friend to talk to. He was so tired of being alone.
[Tim gets sold to Lex Luthor by his parents where he then works at Cadmus to create clones]
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- Part 1 of My Dreams are in Spreadsheets
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Bookmarked by CowgayKermit
27 Apr 2026
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Bruce checks Tim’s IV. “Are you in any pain? Do you need more morphine?”
Tim’s pupils are so wide that only the faintest ring of blue can be seen. He watches Bruce the way a five-year-old watches cartoons. “I’m all good, B-dog. All Gucci, like we cool teens say." His words are slurred almost beyond recognition, but Tim doesn’t seem to notice or care. "I could fight Superman right now.”
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- Part 3 of Batfamily Bingo
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Bookmarked by CowgayKermit
26 Apr 2026
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Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust (filling up my coffee cup) by LilaVaporizer9000
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
06 Apr 2024
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There is occasionally a certain point one reaches during the attempt to attain a goal where one decides that the goal is just not worth it.
Unfortunately, this also often coincides with being at a point in the attainment of that goal where it’s too damn late and you’re just gonna have to suck it up, buttercup, and get your shit together and do it anyway.
Tim is pretty sure this shit is absolutely not worth it, but it’s too late now and even if it wasn’t, Mama ain’t raise no fuckin’ quitter.
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Tim’s quest to bring Bruce back from his Time-Travel-Super-Vacation goes horribly topsy-turvey when Ra's takes a more pro-active approach to keeping Tim prisoner, and he ends up in an alternate universe where he never existed, and everybody is disorientingly well-adjusted and weirdly obsessed with his “wellness”, whatever that means.
Tim hates mystical artifacts.
(Alternate universe Better Batfam trope)
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Bookmarked by CowgayKermit
22 Apr 2026
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Bruce is infected with a cuddle pollen, and Tim is the target.
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- Part 7 of Omega Tim Week 2019
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Bookmarked by CowgayKermit
21 Apr 2026
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never gonna give you up by clarakent (mintaejin)
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
02 Apr 2020
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Bruce finds out there's something different about parenting when it comes to traumatized omegas.
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Bookmarked by CowgayKermit
21 Apr 2026