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    ilya: what if i married svetlana??

    shane: what if i put concealer on my freckles?

    Based on a twitter prompt, where Ilya ragebaits Shane. But, Shane knows the power he holds over his man.

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    Shane’s weighted blanket: Tries to kill him.

    Ilya: And I took that personally.

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  3. Public Bookmark 58

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    Shane: You don’t think it will be too cold?

    Ilya: I will keep you warm.

    Shane: Maybe we should take a canoe out instead. It might be safer.

    Ilya: Safer, maybe, but boring. And easier to flip over when I fuck you, no?

    Shane and Ilya watch a meteor shower on a jet ski.

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  4. Public Bookmark 49

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    Behind him a stall opened, Ilya’s gaze flicked up from his phone to the mirror, catching as two men stumbled out of the cramped space. The first balked when he saw Ilya and scurried away but the second… fuck. The second was fucking Sasha. Ilya vaguely remembered Svetlana mentioning that Sasha was back in town and wanted to catch up, vaguely remembered shrugging, non-committal, when she’d asked if he was interested in seeing their old friend.

    The ‘friendship’ he had with Sasha had not been like what Svetlana had. Their relationship had been secret, frantic sexual encounters in storage closets at ice rinks and in bedrooms when their fathers weren’t home. The kind of sex that was fine-but never more than just fine. Ilya had since had sex that was great, mind-blowing, life-affirming. Sex that was devastating and romantic and so intimate he’d felt cracked open. What he’d had with Sasha had been teenage experimentation and intimacy borne of assured mutual destruction.

    Or: Ilya has decided to return to Russia for a week before meeting Shane at the cottage for the summer. He hopes to salvage the relics of his past, say goodbye to his mother's grave, and find closure before starting his life in Ottawa.

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    21 Apr 2026

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    Wiebe could tell he was wearing Ilya down, but he still looked nervous. "Ilya," Ilya stilled. To his team he was always Rozanov or Roz or Rozy, never Ilya. "You're our guy. There's nobody I'd rather be our captain, to lead this team to another Stanley Cup. It's clear you don't like the guy, but we both know how good this could be."

    Ilya jerked his head in a nod. "We will destroy everyone, this is true." Wiebe seemed satisfied. Ilya stood to leave and delivered one last look at Wiebe "But I do not have to be happy about it."

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    Shane and Ilya are estranged for years after Tuna Meltdown. Then Shane confuses everyone by signing with the Raiders.

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    20 Apr 2026