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Whatever happened to Harry Potter? by Grand_Theft_Tortoise
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Dec 2022
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Ron, in a fit of rage and frustration, abandoned Harry in the forest. Hermione tagged along, attempting to fix their trio.
Harry is now alone, in a country where he is Public Enemy No. 1, and with very little training or experience.
Years have passed. Ron and Hermione, with dozens of other families, moved to Australia. The Great Wizarding-Mundane War has been ravaging the planet, the magical titan and self-styled Mage King Voldemort at the helm.
Rose Weasley is sent on a strike force to Britain, when the downfall of India seems almost certain. Her force is decimated, leaving her the only survivor.
Rescued by a mysterious stranger, she soon will find out the answer to the question her mother always wondered;
whatever happened to Harry Potter?
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Bane of Olympus by Grand_Theft_Tortoise
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
10 Jun 2021
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Percy Jackson isn't a son of Poseidon. He's the son of Kronos.
AN; owing to the fact that this story is incredibly subpar and awful by my standards (or anyone else's), I wouldn't recommend reading it. I might commit to a reboot one day, but until then, the only reason this story is still around is because of nostalgia.
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When Powder was still a little kid, Vi took her up to the roof of their old, rickety apartment building to watch the stars, and Powder asked her sister about the story of when man went to the moon.
“Vi?” she had asked afterwards. “Do you think I could go to space someday?”
Years later, Jinx is the one who finally does. And it isn't quite what she expected.
Lightcannon Week Day 4 - Public Transportation Seat Neighbors
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- Part 4 of Bread's Lightcannon Week 2025
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a typical Nostraman meet-cute by vyzz_undercover
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
20 Dec 2025
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BREAKING NEWS:
Local Serial Killer Thinks The Stripper Just Really Likes Him.
...unbelievably, she actually does.
Bookmarked by Grand_Theft_Tortoise
12 Apr 2026
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They have been together fourteen years. That is an entire life, and barely any time at all.
Bookmarked by Grand_Theft_Tortoise
03 Apr 2026
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Back in the Fight by WorldsofWords2000
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
28 Mar 2026
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"Thrust in the whirlwind,
Inner Might will carry them,
On, on to the end."The year is AN 489. Noxus is badly overstretched, fighting in the frozen North, Demacia to the west, and across the sea in the island nation of Ionia. All for a Mad Emperor's greed.
Whispers creep across the land of aborted calamity in the backwater of Piltover. Bilgewater pirates take to their boats, luxuriating in liberty from the Reaver King.
Runeterra is in commotion. Two lost souls must find their own way through.
A disgraced Noble, framed for a crime he did not commit, forced to fight for his life in a Reckoner's pit. An exiled Zaunite, fleeing from everything she once knew, losing her way and caged in a grey coliseum, a spectacle for the masses.
Come victory or death, there will be glory.
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“This is your last chance to impress me,” she whispers. Jayce moans desperately and as soon as she releases her grip on his hair, he rips the covers off of her lower half and positions her legs to rest on his shoulders.
“Your pussy is so pretty,” he says. Jinx sighs and her hips jut into the air, yearning for contact. She watches transfixed as Jayce lowers his face closer until he is placing a delicate kiss to her clit. She gasps. They lock eyes and Jayce smiles against her skin.
“The fuck are you smiling for,” Jinx growls. “Eat.”
OR:
Jayce/Jinx ship - Canon universe with an alternate timeline beginning Season 1 Episode 4 after Jinx commits arson. Jinx bombs the building to create a distraction and goes to Jayce’s lab to steal hextech crystals. Jayce catches Jinx. The story develops from there.
Bookmarked by Grand_Theft_Tortoise
26 Mar 2026