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All the Normal Non-Criminal Things by HHHHHHHHmm
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito
11 Apr 2026
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Ordinary civilian Kuroba Kaito is a successful actor with no criminal history whatsoever. He does normal law-abiding things and does not act suspicious whatsoever.
In fact, he loves and respects the law so much that his best friends are all police officers, lawyers and detectives!
In fact, in fact, he loves his detectives so much that ever since the Kaitou Kid retired, he's been willing to step up and entertain them in the thief's place!
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The Unscientific Method by HHHHHHHHmm
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
10 Aug 2025
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Subject: Meisho Doto
H: 164 W: — C: Bay
3 Sizes: [Redacted] *Tachyon that’s seriously creepy why are you looking at her so much?*
Biometrics:
Racing: HB-Table.1.1 BP-Table.1.1 BP-Table.2.1 CCA-HM-T-Chart
Resting: HB-Table.1.2 BP-Table.1.2 BP-Table.2.2 CCA-HM-T-Chart
Sleeping: [Redacted] *Tachyon what the fuck*Background:
Notably, the subject’s performance records stand in contrast to their demeanor and assessment of themself. This seems to be a deviation from typical Uma’s dedications and natural inclinations to run, especially with the performance record the subject holds.
Their performance finds consistency, however with the appearance of subject 2, (T.M. Opera O). Certain facets of the subject make an appearance, specifically in the presence of, or under the observation of, subject 2. Examples consist of—[Redacted] *They did NOT do that*
The race-rest ratio fascinatingly increases to an exponential degree.Hypothesis:
Needs further observation of subject. Pocket-kun, if you’re so occupied by my choice of subject, perhaps you can make yourself useful instead of sabotaging my notes? -
Another Day and Another Day and Another Day, still... by HHHHHHHHmm
Fandoms: Zenless Zone Zero (Video Game)
14 Jun 2025
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Lighter Lorenz has been fighting all his life. He wakes up, he fights. He eats, he fights. He can’t sleep, theres still another fight.
Sometimes, if he’s injured enough, or his patrons take pity on him, he’ll be sent to a hospital to lick his own wounds. Sometimes he’d wish for them to let him die.
Then one day, he meets someone new.
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Asaba Harumasa’s Very Straight, Not At All Gay, Extremely Heterosexual Summer Camp Experience by HHHHHHHHmm
Fandoms: Zenless Zone Zero (Video Game)
27 May 2025
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“I’m straight.” He says to a profound silence that stretches for minutes, “Guys, I’m not gay!”
It’s Miyabi that breaks the silence first, her usually stoic face scrunched up like she’s processing something particularly difficult. “You’re… not…?”
Then, Soukaku raises her hand to ask a very important question. “If you like women that much, name five of them!”
“Easy!” Harumasa declares. It’s not at all a good litmus test, but if it will get his team off his back,“Miyabi, Tsukishiro, Soukaku, and, uh, Belle!”
“… Where’s the fifth one, Asaba?” Yanagi prompts.
“Hold on,” Harumasa says, hand on his chin in deep concentration, “I’m thinking.”
The eldest of them sighs and moves to dislodge Harumasa from his cramped position. She takes his hands in hers and looks him in the eyes, then gently, as if trying to calm a lost child she says, “Asaba, I think you might like men.”
Harumasa Asaba is a straight man and if he needs to kiss every guy in his school to prove it then by god he will.
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Lights between my fingers, forever out of grasp by HHHHHHHHmm
Fandoms: Zenless Zone Zero (Video Game)
15 Apr 2025
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Kirishima pushes the boy’s head down. It fits perfectly in his palm. The doctor hums in approval, tells him to hold the boy still, not by the neck, a little lower, you want him steady, not to choke him. He finds the extraction point, it’s scabbed over, but it’s healed enough to allow another extraction. The Doctor guides his hand into the proper angle and they begin.
Harumasa doesn’t make a sound as he forces the needle in, but Kirishima can feel how he trembles against his free hand. 'So this is what it feels like', he thinks, a little giddy, 'What a good child.'
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Shinichi tries to adjust to having his normal body back. There are more complications than he expected, and his parents certainly aren't helping.
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15 Apr 2026
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Mystery Work
Part of Ama's works under review
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
Bookmarked by HHHHHHHHmm
23 Oct 2025
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Stars, Moon, Featherlight Winds by StarsImpromptu
Fandoms: Zenless Zone Zero (Video Game)
12 Oct 2025
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HSOS6 is more than the best fighters of New Eridu. Sometimes family is a swordswoman, a strategist, an archer (and backup strategist), an oni girl, and a cat.
No one can speak of love until they have tasted it. For some, they are afraid to have this immeasurable treasure. Yet there is no sweeter joy than to give it, and it doesn't take much work at all to accept it.
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This is whatever the opposite of a slow burn is because Miyabi doesn't like slow burns and Harumasa is running out of time for slow burns. Yanagi.... Yanagi likes to get things done. Everyone's employed they don't have time for yearning. -
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Tim never stops taking pictures of Jason.
He really can't help himself, even when Jason wants to kill him. Actually, Tim thinks that Jason wanting him dead only exacerbates the whole issue, but no one asks about it (because no one knows), so he never tells (and he never will).
This, at least. Tim always thinks. Let me have this, if nothing else.
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- Part 1 of my hero.
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Jason just wants a break from the chaos of his ship, is that so much to ask? Unfortunately, a certain merman has been watching him and he's run out of patience.
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- Part 2 of JayGrant-isms
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13 May 2024