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4 Lawyers, 1 Detective, and 2 Birds Walk into a 24/7 Walmart by imhat (IAmAHat)
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
09 Aug 2022
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4 Lawyers, 1 Detective, and 2 Birds Walk into a 24/7 Walmart.
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a cavalry captain and a nun walk into a bar by imhat (IAmAHat) for Elizabethrzg
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Feb 2022
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Diluc left to attend another patron, and Kaeya was left alone with Rosaria’s sympathetic comfort.
“You’re really bad at this.”
“Great archons, I brought you here to be supportive.”
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Or, Diluc and Kaeya have a semi-conversation and begin the road to recovery (and Rosaria is there, too, I guess)
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clap, clap, you're a clever, clever cookie now by Aster_writes_sometimes, IAmAHat
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Jun 2021
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Five (5) people write one (1) fic. This is their story.
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what if.. i was a rock star.. and you were a holy deaconess... and we were both women ahaha... jk... unless by imhat (IAmAHat)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 May 2021
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“Hey, I don’t bite.”
Barbara looked down at the tiled street. Maybe, just maybe, if she didn’t move, the woman would move along and she would be spared from an eternity of embarrassment and ridicule and public humiliation. She closed her eyes tightly, praying to Barbatos more fervently than she ever conceived was possible that He may spare her.
But this was Liyue, and her God did not exist here.
“Ma’am…? Or--” the voice was closer.
“Ma’am, yes,” Barbara confirmed, believing a curse had been set upon her to speak. “Though I did not know dogs could learn the human dialect.”
There was a stagnant pause.
“You into bitches, then?”
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Trucy Fucking Dies. (The Prequel) (Also Known as Trucy Fucking Dies. -1) by daiicraaa, ghostieghoulz, IAmAHat
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
27 Dec 2020
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Five (5) people write one (1) fic. What could possibly go wrong? (not everyone is added as a co-author because some people wanted to be anonymous smh)
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When the world is big and scary and the adults are untrustworthy, the kids are just trying to make it to the end of the day.
And when Kyle starts to get unwell, Stan, Kenny, and Eric are forced learn just how hard they have to fight to keep each other. Be it eating disorders, gay panic, abuse, or their goddamn stalker, the trials just never seem to end. But that's just the life they've always known.
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- Part 1 of Hunger Pains
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Bookmarked by IAmAHat
26 Apr 2026
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Ugh fantastic. Didn't get any quotes but they had my little baby booby ike and that's all i ask for really
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“Do you think God is here?” someone next to him asks.
He knows that voice. It’s as familiar to him as his own monotone.
“No,” he answers back. They’re in the middle of a conversation they’ve had a hundred times before. Even if he doesn’t remember it now. “I don’t.”
God isn’t in these walls, he wants to shout. He’s not here, waiting to take attendance. If God exists at all, he’s in the very act of creation. He’s in the existence of everything, and how can Craig be bad if he exists just the way he is?
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On Halloween of 1999, Craig summons an imp who swears they were almost lovers in a past life. People start to die.Bookmarked by IAmAHat
24 Apr 2026
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SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!!!!!!!!! FUCK I LOVE IMP TWEEK SO MUCH
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“Oh, that’s right,” said Cartman. “You think having a bunch of dumb girls running wild with your image was bad? Try corporate America. Hell, Hallmark might even sue you for imitating their product now. But it was soooo hard to get in on that, wasn’t it? Bet you wished you cared now, huh?”
“He’s got a point,” said Kyle. “You two really fucked up.”
“Argh?!” said Tweek. “What? What are they talking about, Craig?”
“Nothing at all, dear,” said Craig, smirking while squeezing Tweek’s hand, considerably warmer than it had been the past couple days. “They’re just mad that they can’t make ten million dollars off of our relationship. Not that they would have anyway, because they’re stupid and never follow through with anything ever.”
Welcome to Tweek and Craig's first Valentine's Day as a couple.
Bookmarked by IAmAHat
18 Apr 2026
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>> He was just a kid.
This was an adult sort of problem.
Usually it was the kids that solved the adult sorts of problems.
A/N said it was a love letter to South Park and it really read like that. Very fun. Always love it when tweek's stuff gets addressed directly. Like drinking caffeine and getting coked up from a young age does more than give you a stutter and fun vocal quirks!! Ugh whatever I'm just freaking angry i want tweeker tweek and i got it and i was happy and now im gonna go back to searching through fifty billion TERRIBLE NO GOOD VERY BAD characterizations of tweek. Rabble rabble rabble
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There’s no stronger force than Randy Marsh’s fatherly self-wanking, not even his family’s disapproval or his son’s furious humiliation.
OR: a study in what Not to do when you come home to hear your child having very energetic intercourse with an unknown individual.
Bookmarked by IAmAHat
18 Apr 2026
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Wait this is so crazy bc yeah this is just an episode for the first half
>>If anyone tried to assign bullshit, harmful stereotypes on either him or Stan, he’ll shove those stereotypes so far up their asses they’ll puke political correctness for months, fuck.
Like how wojaks r drawn w tangible hate . You know. Thats what that line felt like. A wojak
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Senior year was treating Tweek Tweak very well. He was graduating and going forward into college, he was in a very happy relationship, and he had supportive friends who would do just about anything for him.
There was just one problem. Eric Cartman.
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- Part 1 of Creek Shorts
Bookmarked by IAmAHat
14 Apr 2026
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RRRRRRAARARAGHGGH LET TWEEK FIGHT LET HIM BITE AND CLAW AND TEAR THAT'S MY POOPIEKINS