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    Kaveh held back his sarcasm. This guy was already getting on his nerves, and it didn't help that this was his eighth appointment of the day. “Tell me what you’re looking for in a relationship.”

    “Companionship," Alhaitham replied. "Someone to go home to. A second opinion when I would like to discuss something. Casual company. Someone to get to know on an intimate level. Someone to be physically comfortable with. Someone who understands me.”

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    15 Apr 2026

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    Kaveh is a renowned love guru who’s never failed to match a client—until Alhaitham. Stubborn, skeptical, and impossible to please, he doesn't believe in fate, destiny and the fact that someone can find a perfect person for another and that they can live together forever.

    And when Alhaitham turns out to be Kaveh's first failure, he’s certain it only proves what he’s always said: "There is NO spiritual force that guides love."

    And Kaveh is ready to prove him wrong.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    Hey, I heard you were looking for a place to stay. My roommate also moved out recently so I have a room open.

     

    “You’re shitting me,” said Kaveh.

    “What?” Cyno tilted his head.

    Kaveh held out his phone. Cyno and Tighnari leaned over until the sides of their heads were touching as they read the message.

    Tighnari jerked away. “Al-Haitham sent you that?”

    “I didn’t know he had it in him,” said Cyno.

    “Had what?”

    “A charitable soul.”

    Kaveh needs a place to stay senior year of college and Al-Haitham has an open spot.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    The kinds of bad personalities you'd hate in real life are always extremely appealing in fiction. Or that's how Kaveh tries to defend all the fanart on his twitter account of Al-Haitham, the protagonist of the worst web novel ever written.

    Flower of Paradise Lost is a coming of age turned political drama turned stallion novel. Its lack of commitment to one genre, elementary-level prose, and terribly written characters make it borderline unreadable. Al-Haitham is its only saving grace: steadfast, handsome, and unyielding, he carries the story on his broad and sculpted shoulders.

    When the final chapter is posted, Kaveh finds himself unceremoniously dropped into the body of the scum villain that shares his name - Al-Haitham's closest friend and the one who pushes him into a portal to the abyss, corrupting his soul forever. If Kaveh followed the pragmatic protagonist's logic, he'd push Al-Haitham into the abyss without mercy - he's only a character in a novel, after all. But Kaveh's bleeding heart has always been his downfall.

    Transmigration! Romance! Endless miscommunication! It's a SVSSS AU.

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    02 Mar 2026

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    Every child of Sumeru, from Gandharva Ville to Port Ormos, knows that the Dragon nests in the high branches of the Great Tree. The children chant among their skipping games of Rukkadevata, who tamed the great beast before it brought its grief and calamity to wither all the great jungle, of Little Lord Kusanali, daughter of the great goddess, to whom the beast only listens. Their parents gossip about the vast trove of knowledge, hidden in the boughs of the tree, far beyond the reach of any mortal scholar, where only the bravest and wisest may tread and come out alive.

    Some old stories tell of scholars sent up in sacrifice to appease the Dragon’s anger, for when he is moved to fury, only the Dendro Archon can calm him, and when he is moved to sorrow, all the rivers flood and the jungle dies for his loneliness.

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    A fairy-tale-esque story about a beauty, a beast, and of course, about love. No roses necessary.

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    27 Feb 2026