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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    Cazador Szarr is dead. Astarion isn't buying the official story, and he knows exactly who to turn to for help: disgraced former forensic investigator turned struggling PI, Gale Dekarios.

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    08 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    A post-canon modern coffee shop/university AU Franken-Fic.

    Part One: Chapters 1-68
    Hundreds of years after the defeat of the Absolute, Astarion is the owner of Cafe, a small coffee shop in the city of Waterdeep.

    Gale is a professor at Waterdeep University (previously Blackstaff Academy). He is a Chosen of Mystra, but has eschewed his favorite status.

    Part Two: Chapter 69-???
    Following the events of Part One, Gale and Astarion find themselves far from home, with new challenges and a world to explore. 

    Smut and Fluff and maybe a plot if I ever get around to it.

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    24 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    “Gods, I—” Astarion swallows visibly, throat bobbing. “I—”

    “I know.” Gale bats his eyelids. Reties his scrunchie, rests his palms on Astarion’s trembling knees, then slips two sly fingers through a rip in his jeans. “Your turn?”

    “Please.”

    Astarion’s response comes without hesitation. Gale leans forward, catching his zipper between two teeth, before dragging it down, fishnet and denim.

    “So many have used me,” Gale rasps. “But you’re all I’ve thought about tonight.”

    A hitched breath.

    “Darling,” Astarion murmurs, thumbing his lower lip. Gale whines, tongue darting out to lick his finger.

    Darling. Oh, that’s a new one. Gale likes that.

    Gale couldn't be happier with his friends, his little froyo shop, and his after-hours... ah, proclivities. That is, until a certain red-eyed elf shows up and throws a wrench in his carefully crafted plans.

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    15 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 28

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    What happens when a wizard tries so hard to be respectful that he ends up fucking a statue of his boyfriend instead of his actual boyfriend?

    This. This happens.

    Gale is trying to be noble. Astarion is trying to get laid. Neither of them are using their words. Contains: Animate Objects used for purposes Mystra never intended, a full and frank discussion of consent while one party is still impaled on a magical dildo, and the discovery that communication is the ultimate aphrodisiac. (But the double penetration helps.)

    Written for Spooktober (Day 17 Living Statues) + Kinktober (Day 25 Double Penetration and Day 15 Object Insertion)
    Canon Compliance: Happens during canon and is canon-plausible, with the exception of how Animate Objects works. Just go with it.

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    17 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    There are few regulars of Last Light’s library as striking as the town's tailor, Astarion, making his sudden absence notable to librarian, Gale Dekarios. Once the mysterious tailor’s book becomes overdue and he shows no sign of returning to his normal Monday evening browsing, Gale takes it into his own hands to figure out why he vanished.

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    15 Oct 2025