Ineffable_Merthur



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    “Have you ever had a forced orgasm before?”

    The coffee Frank sips on goes down his throat so hard that his eyes water. His chest burns for a solid five minutes before he can catch a normal breath without coughing up the brown liquid.

    “What the fuck, Gerard? You can't just ask that, you fucking freak,” he huffs after his voice starts working again, still a little croaky where the hot coffee leaked into his poor, poor lungs.

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    31 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 74

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    Two girls doing it, her mind whispers. How does that work?

    The question circles back, more insistent now. Her fingers speed up slightly, chasing the building pleasure, and her mind tries to fill in the blanks. Bodies fitting together. Hands exploring. Mouths tasting. But who would—how would they—

    The answer comes to her with sudden, perfect clarity: I guess Jimin would be on top.

    Her breathing is coming faster, harsher. Her free hand clutches at the sheets, needing something to hold onto. She's close, so close, the pleasure coiling tighter and tighter in her belly—

    The door opens.

    "Minjeongie, are you awake? I thought we could—"

    Jimin's voice cuts off abruptly.

    For a moment, neither of them moves. Minjeong can see Jimin's silhouette in the doorway, backlit by the hallway light. Can see the exact moment Jimin registers what she's walked in on—the way her posture changes, the way she goes completely still.
     
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    or: minjeong discovers she’s in love with jimin. has been in love with jimin, since like, forever, probably

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    20 Dec 2025

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    Not even my fandom but THE WULUHWUH IS SUPREME

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    Fun Ghoul and Party Poison were fighting again. There was always something to fight about with the two of them. Even if it was just squabbling over spare parts, or directions, or which Mad Gear and Missile Kid song was the best, small things like that had the two at each other’s throats like rabid dogs.

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    Or: 10,000 words of Fun Ghoul and Party Poison fist fighting and then having nasty gay sex.

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    12 Mar 2025

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    The (smutless) beginning of this fic is just incredibly funny, like “here’s your two favourite characters beating the shit out of each other while hurling incredibly out of pocket insults at every opportunity” but simultaneously “there’s gonna be a lot of these two being furious at each other but not even that deep down you can tell they desperately want to make out”

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    Party seems to notice him staring at their blood coated lips because their tongue darts out briefly to wet them. They inhale deeply, measured.

     

    “Eye’s’re up here, sweetheart,” they whisper, and Ghoul’s eyes snap back up to Party’s. There’s something curious and dark swirling below the surface.

     

    “Red suits ya,” Ghoul replies, equally as quiet. They raise an eyebrow and lean against the wall behind them, tilting their head with a small, knowing smirk.

     

    “If they find us, dying would be considered a mercy, y’know,” they point out. Ghoul inhales shakily and Witch, there really is something wrong with him because his dick twitches at the thought.


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    Party and Ghoul both have a few wires crossed. They get cornered in an abandoned mall and the adrenaline and blood is rlly smth and they fuck ab it

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    08 Sep 2025

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    You think about all the stories you’ve heard about the Zones' most infamous Killjoys: the times they’ve distributed food and supplies across the Zones after raiding Bat City rations caravans. The bad scrapes they’d barely made it out of and badass underground parties that they occasionally make it out to. The “this is so insane it can’t be true” stories of firefights won and Dracs dusted.

    And now, two of the subjects of those infamous stories are right here in front of you, asking for your name and watching you with knowing eyes and an air of—something—about them that you can’t quite put your finger on. Fearlessness, maybe. Danger, most certainly. They seem overbright, like you could feel the crackle of radiation off them if you paid close enough attention. Like they’re no better than the sun in the sky.

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    08 Mar 2025

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    Well written and funny, then also turns into gratuitous smut. Then it has a beautifully bittersweet ending which honestly my heart hurts but it’s beautiful and in character for the universe.
    A lot of gay panic.