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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    In fact, when Jaheira had first brought him over on a playdate and then brought him over the second time to sheepishly return the silverware and random clutter Astarion had stolen, Gale had resolutely decided to not like this new intrusion to their neighbourhood.
    But it was like trying to avoid chickenpox. He thought he had been doing so well and then suddenly the Astarion-liking was all over him like a sea of itchy bumps and regardless of how much it drove him out of his mind sometimes, he couldn’t seem to get rid of it. Besides, an itch was annoying but scratching the itch was an euphoria almost worth having it in the first place. Gale was really starting to confuse his metaphors.

    alternatively: lonely teen Gale plays D&D, makes new friends, contemplates changes and goes trick or treating

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    27 Apr 2026

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    Gale, once the esteemed Archmage of Waterdeep and now the self-appointed Grand Collector of Magical Misalignments, finds himself stranded in an unfamiliar land with a ragtag group of liars, cutthroats, and aliens. While he manages to rekindle his long-neglected skills in building friendships with most of them, it's painfully apparent that the vampire harbours a profound dislike for him. Given his recent streak of misfortune, it's no surprise that fate dictates learning more about the volatile orb lodged in Gale's chest requires Astarion's begrudging cooperation.

    Astarion, for his part, is simply trying to survive.

    Thus begins a journey marked by personal evolution, confronting inner and not-so-inner demons and embracing self-compassion—not necessarily in that order.

    Oh yes, and they also need to save the world.

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    Or the one with over 200k worth of slow-burn dumbassery.

    2025 Sept: Edits have been finished <3

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    30 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 62

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    What happens when the world moves on - and you remain stuck in place?

    In high school, Gale drags a protesting Astarion to the new Dungeons and Dragons club, building a world of fantasy and friendships that lasts a lifetime.

    Or does it?

    Ten years later, everyone has moved on - except Astarion.

    When the club finds themselves reunited unexpectedly, Gale and Astarion realize that ten years may have not been quite enough to get over the hurt that still burns between them.

    A story of growing up, forgiveness, and miscommunications - with a dose of DND. :)

    With lots of art from the incredibly talented adsu-shy!

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    23 Mar 2026

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    In all the storybooks Gale Dekarios read as a child, none of the great heroic romances ever ended in divorce. When he confessed his love to Adriana, under an aurora of his own making, he meant it for good. Sadly, it turns out, she did not. That’s why he prefers magic to people, people are too unpredictable. And none more so than the bloody vampire who’s just been sent to check on him…

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    13 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 61

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    After getting broken up with and going broke at 26 years old, Gale finds himself working part time at the Harper Cleaning Co as he works on completing his master's degree at Blackstaff Academy. His first job? Working for one Astarion Ancunin.

    Astarion Ancunin, family lawyer at Ravengard Associates, has gone through four housekeepers in the span of a year and is expecting Gale to make number 5.

    Two people from two different places, living totally separate lives, there's no way they could really get along...right?

    Written in the style of a romcom-drama, follow Gale, Astarion and their friends as they get to know each other, overcome their personal struggles and trauma and most of all. Fall in love.

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    06 Mar 2026