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    “What are you doing here?” Geralt flicks his gaze over Jaskier, who’s suddenly acutely aware of the hidden blades under his clothes. “Where’s your lute?”

    “My - what are you doing here?” Jaskier deflects, trying valiantly to hide his panic. With Geralt here, how is he supposed to kill the lord now?

    “The lord hired me as a bodyguard.” Geralt looks around uncomfortably, clearing his throat. “Apparently someone’s trying to kill him.”

    Jaskier’s stomach drops. Well, shit. If the lord knows that someone is after him, Jaskier will have a harder time getting close enough to kill him, and with Geralt acting as a bodyguard… that complicates things. A lot.

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    Jaskier is an assassin, but Geralt doesn’t know that. When Jaskier is sent after a cruel, corrupt lord who has hired Geralt as his bodyguard, Jaskier tries to figure out how to assassinate the lord without Geralt finding out his secret.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    Geralt is aware that cats like to sleep and laze around more than humans, but he never thought he'd like it as much as he does. But well, Jaskier in his cat form is warm, soft and very cuddly, and he can't exactly say no.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    After the Mountain Incident™ Jaskier decides that he's had enough of being human for a while, shifts and travels the continent in his other form. It's just his luck that Yennefer finds him and decides that she needs a familiar. It's not as bad as it could've been, at the end.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    He huffs a frustrated breath that shudders slightly on its way out with his shivering before he turns a corner and finds yet another hallway that looks like every other hallway. As he’s about to slide to the floor and fall back to his tried and true method of shouting for Geralt at the top of his lungs to fix the problem, he catches sight of a flicker of light under a doorway.

    Salvation.

    (Jaskier’s Kaer Morhen navigational skills are lacking, but his puppy eyes are top notch, which helps even things out.)

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    “When we first met, you didn’t take kindly to me calling you ‘White Wolf’,” Jaskier hesitates, though he’s certain Geralt won’t hit him for mentioning the painful moniker, “it’s the school from which you hail, am I correct?”

    “Yes. They subjected me to extra mutations,” Geralt grunts, drawing his feet in closer to him, “when I awoke, that’s what they called me.”

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    Due to the extra mutations, Geralt is even less human than the other witchers of his creed. One might even say monstrous…

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    22 Apr 2026