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“Mr. Riddle,” Potter said softly. “I’m surprised you know who I am.”
His face remained docile, his eyes for a moment looked down, as if maintaining eye contact with a man as handsome as Tom Riddle was too much for his chastity. But before he casted his eyes down, Tom thought he saw something flash—amusement, as if he knew exactly why Riddle would know everyone at the ball.
Interesting.
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- Part 1 of Power Couple
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After mistakenly flooing himself to Snape's home the summer after Sirius' death, Harry realizes that his potions master can take matters into his own hands, literally. Snape's home - a large, rambling manor with extensive grounds - provides a secluded place for Harry to face his demons and start the slow growth to maturity, but Snape constantly disrupts Harry's multiple schemes and intention to time-travel. Thankful, they have the whole summer to battle wits and words to see whose stubbornness will triumph.
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- Part 1 of A Time and Place
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Death isn't good for the soul and dead things can't die twice.
Harry dies too many times to be fine. After the war he goes travelling; he and Tom Riddle always were too much alike for their own good.
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There was another student here.
Tom recognized him vaguely—while transfer students were not necessarily uncommon due to the war, they were rare enough to at least make an impression. This particular transfer student was in his year, sorted into Ravenclaw after an impressively long hat stall. He looked like he might be descended from the Potter line, but he did not share the surname so his lineage was of no particular interest to Tom. Nothing about him was of particular interest to Tom, in fact, and yet here he stood, holding the book that Tom had come here to find.
It would be a good time to turn away. The Restricted Section was restricted for a reason—only books documenting extremely dangerous or extremely advanced magic were stored here.
Tom’s feet, however, suddenly felt as if they were made of lead. It wasn’t magic keeping him tied down, but something far more mysterious like curiosity or even fate. In any case, the delay was all it took for the Ravenclaw to lift his chin and meet Tom’s eyes.
This Ravenclaw, Tom realized, had eyes as blindingly green as the Killing Curse.
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But despite the beauty of Hyunjin’s features, Felix’s skin prickled with a wave of goosebumps when he saw the dark look Hyunjin had fixed him with.
Felix’s voice trembled slightly when he spoke, and his sentence sounded more like a question. “Um, hi. I have... a coffee for you.”
Hyunjin’s glare only intensified as he pressed the button on his phone set, leaning over to it slightly. “Send me Minho. Now.”or
When Lee Felix lands his dream job, he’s hopeful to finally break into the world of high fashion; while his distant boyfriend barely notices, his supportive new colleagues are everything he could have ever hoped for. The only problem is the company’s impossibly handsome CEO, Hwang Hyunjin, who seems to hate Felix with everything he has in him.
DISCLAIMER: ALL ABUSE TAGS ARE NOT BETWEEN HYUNLIX
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He has it all figured out. He’s going to approach Lee Minho, explain the situation, offer him the once in a lifetime opportunity to be treated to a free vacation and get back at his mortal enemy, Kim Seungmin.
If worst comes to worst and the guy spits in his face or something, he’ll simply tell his friends his dear boyfriend caught the flu right before the lake trip.
(OR: When Jisung's ex (Seungmin) says he's bringing his new boyfriend on their friend group summer vacation, Jisung decides to enlist the help of Seungmin's worst enemy (Minho) to play the part of his boyfriend in retaliation)
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- Part 1 of mitski-verse
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From closer, it’s clear that Minho is about his age. He’s handsome— very much so— in an untouchable sort of way. Straight nose, sharp eyes, a defined cupid’s bow. He looks sculpted rather than born. Jisung might shrink under the weight of his presence if the situation were different.
Knowing that Minho is dying ruins the illusion of perfection.
Jisung answers an ad online reading: "I'm going to die, but there's a lot of things I haven't done yet that I don't want to do alone."
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Bookmarked by MWHAHAHAHAHA
20 Feb 2026
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ITS SO FKING GOOD AND MY EYES R JUST SWEATING ALOT
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Harry Riddle drinks poison to secure intel—because the mission matters more than his life.
Tom disagree.
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Saving the World, One Blowjob at a Time by professorTodd
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jan 2026
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“Of all the arrogant, self-important pricks,” Harry fumed, slamming his bookbag down on the chair next to Alphard. The only thing keeping him from shouting was the librarian’s wrath.
Alphard blinked up at him. “Who did what?”
“Tom Riddle,” Harry sneered. “Who does he think he is ordering me around, telling me what to eat and when to study? I’m eight—sixteen years old!” he amended. “He’ll be trying to issue a bloody bedtime next!”
Alphard looked confused. “Tom? I didn’t even know you knew each other.”
“He assigned himself to be my bloody mentor,” Harry grumbled. “Like I need a babysitter.”
Alphard’s mouth dropped open. “Tom is your alpha? But he’s never taken an omega before!”
Harry winced at what he was pretty sure were sex terms. “No. I’m not calling him that.”
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Harry goes back in time to stop everyone from dying and ends up in a weird Slytherin hierarchy and saving the world by distracting the future dark lord with sex.
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Harry receives the shock of a lifetime when Snape applies for a job as his bodyguard.
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Harry Potter and the Flight to Fuck Outta Here by ShadowFoxDemon27
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jun 2024
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When Harry Potter woke up after death, in the body of his younger self before his second year. He can only think one thing.
"Fuck That."
Save Britain? He already fucking did that! And what did he get? A job he was peer pressured into getting, which was a Career that did nothing to help him when he had needed them, trauma, and a ton of other bullshit.
Nuh uh. Nope. Not again. No thank you, he's going to America. Fuck you. Who cares if he's like, twelve right now. He's got the know-how to smuggle onto a flight or something.
(And he grabbed Tom Riddle's diary before he left. Maybe having a little pen pal would be nice while he's on the opposite side of the world.)
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- Part 2 of Curling the Monkey's Paw
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17 Feb 2026
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"I'm not James Potter, Mr Tobias." The child told him, green eyes wide with innocence despite staring beyond him.
Snape grit his jaw harshly, "My name is *not* Tobias Snape."
"Then why do you act like it?" The boy replied, and Severus recoiled.
Or: Snape ends up adopting a... very odd Harry Potter after the Dursleys abandoned him to move far away as possible.
Snape understands exactly why after the first meeting.
(This was just past-me's excuse to write HP character's getting roasted through via the average brutally honest 5-year-old. Enjoy)
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- Part 1 of Curling the Monkey's Paw
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Harry Potter never learnt magic, probably because he never went to Hogwarts and instead joined a gang.
As you do.
That's where Harry becomes Shadow and- well, to put it bluntly, becomes a badass.
And that's the perfect life for our dear Shadow.
Except Snape finds a boy who looks a hell of a lot like the dead Boy-Who-Lived, so obviously what else should a respected teacher do but kidnap him?
Shit gets real and Shadow is confused about how a certain blonde could look so damn cute- which obviously should be any kids biggest concern when faced with manipulative Headmasters, kidnapping, Dark Lords and... so do you guys just say 'screw math, we'll teach you to turn a matchstick into a needle' or is this a special occasion?
And let's not forget about the wee issue of his found family getting involved.Takes place during Fifth Year
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17 Feb 2026
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Ron and Hermione knew Harry was upset about being left out of things during the first part of the summer before fifth year, but they’d never thought he’d be upset enough to request being Sorted into Slytherin, or to start believing that Voldemort is right. Or: A Slytherin Harry story, but as seen from Ron and Hermione’s POV’s.
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- Part 8 of More Theo/Harry in the World Project
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All Hail the Dark Lord, Or Something Idiotic Like That by NinjaPandaScholar
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Feb 2024
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Harry Potter had a plan...it wasn't a very good plan, but at least it was simple.
Step 1: Don't die from the insanely difficult ritual
Step 2: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible before getting killed and/or arrestedAs it goes, it was really simple...until it became clear he wasn't traveling back in time alone. Now the whole plan has to change.
Step 1: Don't die from the ritual
Step 2: Kill off current Dark Lord
Step 3: Establish following to become new Dark Lord
Step 4: Overthrow Ministry
Step 5: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible
Step 6: Keep boyfriend alive and not mad at himIt was a work in progress, but plans hadn't worked out well for Harry in the past regardless. Oh well, it's not like he could make things worse...
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16 Feb 2026
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How does a summons to Gringotts flip Harry Potter's already messed up life upside down? What is this about being a Lord of an ancient and extinct House of Caliban? Why is the House of Black cursed? Why does Harry have to find his answers with his worst enemies and not what he thought were his friends and family?
Harry can never catch a break.Series
- Part 1 of House of Caliban Universe
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Death Eaters Watch I : D-E watch Psycho!Trio | English Version by Cyr_xmBx
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jul 2020
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Voldemort gathers his Death Eaters to spy on Potter using a magical artefact. What they see is not what they expected.
"Is it... blood... on his hands?"
"Don’t be silly. He would have to have dipped his hands in a pool of blood to get so much on him. It’s probably painting or something...”
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"You know what?" said the first one to speak. "I think my 'blood' theory was the right one," he said as they all stared with bewilderment at the blood-soaked shirt that the teenager was wearing.Series
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Harry Potter was supposed to be the Boy Who Lived.
Instead, he's the boy who hexes portraits for "looking smug," torches common rooms over rumors, and makes Death Eaters cry.Hogwarts thinks he's dangerous.
They're absolutely right.Unhinged, unpredictable, and one curse away from setting the entire Wizarding World on fire-Harry's done playing the hero.
Let the Dark Lord come.
He's not ready for this kind of crazy.Bookmarked by MWHAHAHAHAHA
07 Feb 2026
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Harry didn’t grow up in England, or go to Hogwarts until what would have been his NEWT year but only because Dumbledore can’t help but interfere in his life once again…..
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- Part 6 of Evil Author Day 2025
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I Must Not Break Harry Potter by Sweet_Wing_King101
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Jan 2021
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Harry stared down at his bleeding hand, the words 'I must not tell lies' dripping down his skin in blood-red liquid.
And snapped.Harry Potter decides he's had enough of the wizarding world throwing him crap. He's going to throw it right back.
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- Part 6 of Protect the Dark!Harry
- Part 6 of Dark Lord's Heir