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  1. Public Bookmark 67

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    Honestly, the whole thing is almost laughably cliché.

    “This doesn’t happen,” Seungkwan tells Hansol crossly, pacing up and down his balcony. “No, I refuse to believe this. What kind of stupid novel is this?”

    “Uh,” says Hansol awkwardly, looking just as unfairly attractive in the middle of Seungkwan’s garden as he did just a few hours ago, in his mother’s ballroom. “Should I just… go?”

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    28 Apr 2026

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    Jaehyun's heart stops for a second the moment the screen lights up.

    seojohnny has liked your picture
    seojohnny has sent you a message

    “What the fuck” He says out of nowhere, and both his friends look at him curiously. “I think Johnny just liked my picture and messaged me”

    “You’re kidding” Jungwoo says, but he’s already moving across the room to check the notifications as well. He screams when he sees it, pushing Jaehyun so hard he almost drops the phone. “I can not believe you Jung Jaehyun! It’s the fucking dimples, I’m telling you!”

     

    In which Jaehyun, LLB student and football fan, catches the eye of Johnny Seo, the South Korea national team goalkeeper and gay heartthrob.

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    07 Apr 2026

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    “What’s a stone butch and why aren’t they real?” Jiang Cheng asks, too buzzed to care too much about not being up on lesbian culture.

    Huaisang pats Jiang Cheng on the no-man’s-land between her boobs and her shoulder. “You’re so useless, Jiang Cheng. A stone butch is a fictional hottie who doesn’t make you do any work at all, just wants to give head and fuck you stupid on her strap.”

    “Fictional?” Jiang Cheng echoes, having - not a moment, per se, but sort of a problem where her thoughts are going too fast for her poor drunken brain to keep up with.

    “Nobody actually wants to fuck a chick who’s too lazy to eat you out after,” Huaisang mumbles.


    After leaving Wei Ying and Lan Zhan’s bachelorette party, Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang decide to experiment with some outdated stereotypical lesbian sex roles.

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    10 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    Wei Ying is a hotshot space bounty hunter. Nie Huaisang is a cute android catboy. Jiang Cheng takes their photos for the Patreon.

    Or: the one where the trio are nerds, ft. an anime convention, cosplay, fangirls and shenanigans.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    "Is Jiang Cheng my boyfriend?"

    Nie Mingjue looks at his brother, and just looks at him. He waits just a bit longer for Nie Huaisang to crack - to whine that he's not answering, or even to laugh at the joke-

    He doesn't.

    So it must be something else. Nie Mingjue squints. "Is... Is this a trick question?"

    Or, Nie Huaisang missed a very important memo.

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    09 Feb 2026