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Takeshi doesn't know if this is karma for eating the most sushi since nobody, apparently, because Fuuta said that he is the champion of the sushi eating competition.
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He was the sky that could have been.
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Depending on the Time of Day, the Kens Go Either Way by Cornbro
Fandoms: Barbie (Movie 2023)
23 Aug 2023
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“So, two men can have a house and horses together? For their entire life. No Barbie?” Ken asked, in utter disbelief.
Ken, who'd been sitting with the book splayed out on in his lap, looked up. “Yes, apparently it was often practised, most famously in the mountains of Brokeback.”The Kens “Wow”-ed.
Or: Things get frisky in the Mojo Dojo Casa House.
Bookmarked by Millefiore
21 Apr 2026
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After being turned down by Barbie, Ken wallows in manly sadness.
Ken is there to bully—I mean, cheer him up!
Bookmarked by Millefiore
21 Apr 2026
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Beach Ken returns to Barbieland and ponders what he's learnt in the Real World and what a lack of his Stereotypical Barbie means (which gives his pretty little head a headache). But at least he's still got his rival, Surfer Ken to keep him company.
"So what you're telling me is that a Ken could be president there?"
The motion inadvertently presses Surfer Ken against Beach Ken's side. He's hyper aware of the pressure, the shift of toned muscles (not as muscular as him though) and almost forgets to answer.
"Uh, yeah! A President Ken! In the Real World, there actually was a President Ken-Nerdy!"
Surfer Ken hums agreeably. "Ken-Nerdy huh? That's rad. Must've been a good assistant to Scientist Barbie."
Beach Ken nods furiously, not wishing to look uninformed and pulls a vaguely remembered name from his readings. "Yup, was a great lab assistant to Scientist Barbinheimer before he took office."
"Woah, dude."
Surfer Ken's attention makes Beach Ken feels like he's in the summer sun, but like, warm from the inside? That's new.
Besides, what's more patriarchal and manlier than a man? Two mans. Two Kens! The math is mathing. It's boys night! Oh my gosh, sleepover! Best night ever!
Bookmarked by Millefiore
21 Apr 2026
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Officer Dick takes home an abandoned dog he finds at a derelict research facility. Meet Jason. He's fully grown in three months.
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20 Apr 2026
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Beaching You Off is So Last Week by blueyeti for IetjeSiobhan
Fandoms: Barbie (Movie 2023)
28 Aug 2025
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Entrepreneur Barbie helps Barbie and Barbie to market their Smooth Place-compatible sculpted genitals to everyone in Barbieland.
Beach Ken is very frustrated he did not get first dibs on the Stallion Cock they made.
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19 Apr 2026
