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The importance of telling the plot to kindly fuck itself by Muggleborn_Menace
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
29 Aug 2024
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When Larping gets a little too real, Alice is chased by NPC-orcs right from her convention into Middle Earth, meeting a tall, dark and handsome stranger she has mooned over since her teenage years.
Yeay, heartbreak and horrible hygiene, let's go!
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Sea-Born by Muggleborn_Menace
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
28 Apr 2024
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Aragorn is on his way to Bree, and on a rainy night enters an Inn somewhere north of Dunland.
There he meets an intriguing woman, and listens to her tales of her travels.
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Cracks filled with gold & Mithril Hearts by Muggleborn_Menace
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
13 Mar 2024
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Modern Girl in Middle Earth, she's here for the Fellowship but joins the company and gets attached, what can you do.
OC took her Mom and moved to middle earth, became a traveling minstrel, realised that her life expectancy is now that of an elf or dwarf, she doesn't know but hey, at least she'll be there for the War of the Rings which is kind of the point.
She has read "The Hobbit" only once and never seen the movies, but the dwarves are too hot to die, damnit! -
Daughter of Kings by Muggleborn_Menace
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
12 Mar 2024
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A young modern maybe-witch really wants to find her father, but should have maybe read the fineprint of the spell she used.
Thorin gets thrown into the modern world, specifically into the apartment of his daughter (omg he has a daughter!!!), and finds out affairs with witches have consequences.
His daughter, Théa Emery, shows him her world, and decides that she's gonna come with him when he returns to Middle Earth.
Because she has read Tolkien and hell, she will NOT let her father die now that she found him!
Upon Thorin's return, he has to find a way to use what he has found in that other world to build a better life for his people, and his daughter has to find a place in this new world and new family, and figure out how to fix things without making it worse.
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How to tame your Dwarrows, or The cultural importance of Hair Care Products by Muggleborn_Menace
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
06 Mar 2024
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Remember that girl in "The Ring" climbing out of the TV?
Yeah, something like that happens to this OC, and honestly, how do you feed a company of dwarves when you live from social support and excuse me, that is MY hair smoothing cream get your own!
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Harry stopped hating Draco Malfoy on Bring Your Kids to Work Day.
Originally written for HD Worldcup (Team Epilogue) in May 2008.
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13 May 2026
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So fucking amazing, it saved my day and I'll find a way to marry this fic.
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Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter assumed they would never be anything but civil enemies, until Potter lands on Malfoy's doorstep, bleeding, covered in curses, and acting very strangely indeed.
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Draco left England after the trials and has travelled the world meeting wizards and Muggles from different cultures and with vastly different relationships to magic, each other, and the natural world. Now he's a fisherman in Finland on commercial vessels. Harry has been struggling since the war and has become a recluse while trying to write his autobiography. An invitation to the Hogwarts class of 1998's 15th reunion isn't welcomed by either of them, but neither could predict how the night, and their reunion, will upend their lives.
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- Part 1 of I Am Not Who I Became
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What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
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Sirius Black's Service Dogs by TheTransfiguredCanary
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Apr 2021
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What happens when you're ex-con Godfather decides he needs to be around to protect you? Shenanigans. Absolute shenanigans. On the bright side, it turns out Dudley's not so bad? Plus Remus gets a job! So it can't be all bad! The Triwizard tournament is kinda throwing a wrench in the whole "everything's peachy" aspect though...
(This is a repost from fanfiction.net. This is my work)Series
- Part 1 of Wizard's Best Friend