NoOneWillFindMeHere

an image of nepeta leijon from homestuck as she appears in pesterquest, but edited to be a trans man. he has no eyelashes and two pins, one of which is the transmasc flag and the other is the catgender flag.



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    basically this is my interpretation of post canon stuff
    someday i might write a full long thing but i havent done that yet
    if you want you can call this the stardust epilogue because that was the name of a post canon au i was going to write and never got around to

    this is organised in timeline order but the lack of longform stuff means the timeline is kind of loose and only exists in my brain. someday perhaps but today is not that day.

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    Owen isn't an idiot. He knows that if Scott finds out he's basically a newborn in vampire terms, he's going to take the easy meal and kill him. So, he lied-said he had been alive 200 years instead of in a state of unconciousness for 200 years. Hopefully Scott buys it.

    Scott knows Owen is full of bullshit. No Sire would let a fledgling that young out of their sight at 200 years old, let alone out here. He thinks he's roughly 300, and is lying to make himself look like less of a threat.

    Scott and Owen have a truce-they both stay out of each other's business and don't kill any humans. But for some reason, Owen is so, so hungry. And animal blood isn't cutting it.

    Scott, on the other hand, is a little concerned at how bad at vampirism Owen is.

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    "My, you have been busy," Scott said, and Legundo did not look at Scott's eyes— shut them in fact, when Scott grabbed his chin and forced his face forward. He could smell that cold breath now, like a funeral parlor, and pulled away with a grimace, hand moving to his belt—

    Scott snatched that up as well, and with a twist and a surge of inhuman strength, pressed Legundo flat to the table. His breath left him in a rush, and Scott laughed.

    Scott was shorter than Legundo, and much lighter as well. The only thing keeping him planted on the ground was his own body weight, and Legundo had the advantage of leverage.

    He still had a hand free. Legundo grabbed on to the collar of Scott's elegant coat, and put a knee into the vampire's stomach. He had the satisfaction of seeing surprise in Scott's eyes— before he was handily thrown clean off of Legundo, and over the far side of the table.

    He would not get the element of surprise again.

    (Or; Legundo gets bit by EVERY Vampire at some point or another, for varying reasons.)

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    In the aftermath of Oakhurst, Abolish returns to work, but finds himself joined by two very familiar faces. "Done with those lunatics," he definitely was not. Still, he's got a job to do, and he's going to stick at it, even with two divorced-situationship/whatever-the-hell vampires flanking him. Abolish can be professional about the whole thing. His two new coworkers, however...

    AU in which Owen and Legs both survive VSMP and join Abolish in the shadow organisation. Neither are coping with working with the other in a remotely normal fashion.

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    There was a noise outside. Footsteps, and then an abrupt sharp rap on the door of the clinic. Owen froze, eyes darting about as if he was trapped, although there was no silver in Legundo's clinic. He was not pressing any longer, to keep Owen in place. The window was still open, where Owen had come in, but still Owen had the look of a fox in a pit, staring at the hounds.

    "Everything alright in there?" Abolish's voice called out, and Legundo sighed. Owen's claws tightened on his arms, and he did not flinch at the pain of the wounds opening.

    "…Yes, Abolish, thank you. I'm fine."

    There was a long silence from the other side of the door.

    "… alright," Abolish said. "Sleep well, then."

    "… I will," Legundo called back, staring into Owen's eyes until Abolish's neat and quiet footsteps faded away.

    "He wants to fuck you I hope you know," Owen sneered, into the silence left behind. He still looked frightened, wounded.

    An animal in a trap, lashing out to hurt.

    Legundo leaned forward and kissed him.

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    The Doctor's heart was pounding. Louis had not ever heard someone sound so afraid before, but Louis could not think of why. Could not think of the blood on Owen's front, the red staining his teeth as he hissed a deep guttural growl at the Doctor, pale and ill looking and trembling with leashed violence.

    "Owen," Legundo said, still gingerly kneeling, holding both his hands up and releasing Louis to do so. Louis was too tired after his previous struggle to reach Owen, could not take advantage and go to his love like he wished, but he called instead. A high pleading chirp that had Legundo flinching, although he did not turn to stare at Louis like he had before. He, like Louis, was not taking his eyes off Owen.

    Owen, who was across the room from them. Surely if this was a dream, Owen would come here, he would not leave Louis cold and alone and hurting.

    "Owen, I am not hurting him, please—"

    "You're not leaving this place alive, Doctor. You've made a mistake, coming here, you and Avid both."

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