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Gilbert Beilschmidt: A Mystery by Number1UnderwaterHotelManager
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
28 Apr 2026
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Gilbert was never really good at telling people how he felt, nor was he good at expressing himself beyond his egotistical persona. In other words, it was rare for people to actually, truly know what he was thinking. He's an intriguing person, indeed. It's hard to understand this sort of being—one that has lived for centuries, involved in conflicts and the likes. Can such a "person" even be understood?
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A series of primary and secondary sources all revolving around a certain individual. I update every Wednesday/Thursday depending on your time zone. I know it LOOKS long, but it's easy to read this fic in increments, and the chapters are usually relatively short.
There are: interview chapters (characters answer a question), hidden documents (often written by humans about their nations), Cleaning Mr. Prussia chapters (self-explanatory), articles (informational), podcast segments (two people talk about countries), diary entries (from Prussia), chapters where we explore Prussia's rooms, a photo album chapter (photo descriptions), and a blog chapter (but it's not really a blog) so far.
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KT + TK — The Medieval Disney Princesses by Number1UnderwaterHotelManager
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
17 Apr 2026
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There was a small commotion amongst the two allied Knights orders today. Apparently, a large collection of animals had been spotted in a nearby town. But that's not the interesting part; no, not at all. The interesting part is the fact that the two representations of said knight orders are, in fact, the culprits of this animal fiasco. Who would've thought?
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Excerpts from a tired babysitter who is fed up.
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I turn the Knights Templar and the Teutonic Knights into Disney princesses who naturally attract animals around them, because I thought it would be funny.
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"Dankeschön, Dummkopf" by Number1UnderwaterHotelManager
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic), CountryHumans
26 Mar 2026
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Fritz was always aware that the Russian personification had a thing for his country, much like how Peter III also had a thing for Prussia. He just .. didn't think it was this bad. Perhaps he should teach Prussia a little thing called "pushing people away."
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Prussia thanks the Russian Empire for saving him during the Seven Years' War, and Frederick the Great watches, concerned.
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My interpretation of the Second Miracle of the House of Brandenburg, and the subsequent Treaty of St. Petersburg (1762). I don't know why I wrote this, but I got the motivation and had the energy, so .. might as well, haha.
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- Part 2 of Questionably Healthy Relationships
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"Look at me! Look at me!" by Number1UnderwaterHotelManager
Fandoms: Geography (Anthropomorphic), CountryHumans
19 Mar 2026
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France quirked her eyebrow. She tilted her head, squinted, and paused. Was there .. something going on? Prussia himself didn't seem to be acting different, but ..
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Prussia and the Russian Empire were being weird again. They were always weird, yes, but today especially. Enough to garner the attention of the other countries, at least.
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- Part 1 of Questionably Healthy Relationships
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Purification - the most important job that few could do well. All demons were once angels, before corruption tainted their souls red. It took great faith and cooperation to properly purify a demon, so it was rare for people to do it more than once in a lifetime- with the exception of Theo, of course.
Theo was supposed to be the genius prodigy that could purify a demon in mere minutes- so why was this particular one taking so long?! Maybe it was the way the demon shamelessly flirted with him mid-purification? Maybe it was the fact that he didn't mind it?
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Gilbert the demon makes a memorable first impression.
"Demon" Gilbert x Human Theo (Gilbert is the Teutonic Knights and Theo is the Knights Templar)
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Questionably Healthy Relationships by Number1UnderwaterHotelManager
Fandom CountryHumans, Geography (Anthropomorphic)
26 Mar 2026
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