PrancingGoblin

A green goblin prancing in the dark



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    "You know what they call a cop in prison?"

    Caitlyn waits for the punchline.

    "A dead cop," the guard says.

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    Vi and Jinx decide to host a bootleg bacchanalia to hook up with their crushes. A contemporary farce that brushes against antiquity.

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    When an early 2000s stoner comedy and a roman au love each other very much, they make a baby.

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    02 May 2026

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    “So how's living together?” Camila asks, “You haven’t killed her yet?”

    Beatrice huffs, “Why does everyone seem so certain that Ava and I living together will end in murder?”

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    Beatrice's best friend is moving in with her and it is absolutely not going to change the entire trajectory of her life.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    “Alright,” she says. “I get it. But why are you here?”

    Caitlyn’s eyes widen a little like she hadn’t been expecting the question, before her expression falls sullen, before her head turns away.

    “Didn’t know where else I could go.”

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    21 Mar 2026

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    In less than a week, Gideon would be surrounded at any moment by goggling children and fawning women, and their interactions would consist of Gideon winking at Harrow from over the heads of her entourage as she took endless selfies. It was excruciating to watch, but at the moment, felt preferable to watching Gideon awkwardly scratch her head and ask “How’s stall set-up going?” as if it would ever be possible for the two of them to have a normal conversation.

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    It’s Harrow’s last year selling bone jewelry at the Dominicus Renaissance Faire before she finishes her PhD. Which means one last summer putting up with Sir Gideon, the obnoxious knight that’s been a thorn in Harrow’s side for the past three years. Except, Harrow made out with her at last year’s end of season party, and things have only gotten more complicated since then.

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    11 Mar 2026