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  1. Public Bookmark 83

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    Yuuri is so fucked. Viktor Nikiforov, his new neighbor, has a poodle and a baby strapped to his chest and is, apparently, totally, 100% single and looking to mingle. “Thanks for babysitting!” he says, cheerful and dressed for speed-dating success. And all Yuuri can do is smile and nod as he bounces the baby: “No problem! I hope it goes well.” (He totally doesn’t want things to go well. He wants Viktor to meet no one so he can be all Yuuri’s. And, did the baby just throw up on his shirt? Why?) Or, single father Viktor is hoping to find his future husband at a speed-dating event and hires babysitter Yuuri to look after his baby, not knowing Yuuri is his ex's former lawyer, who is nursing a guilty conscience after leaving his former career and life behind. But could it be that Viktor's future husband is actually back home, already bonding with the baby that makes so many other men run? It's hard dating with kids.

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    26 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Everyone has a soulmate. When the youngest of the pair turns 21 he/she will swap places with their soulmate for 24 hours. Because of this, most people spend a few years preparing for their 21st birthday.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    The gods went ahead and caused Cale more chaos. He could practically see his slacker life waving as it ran away from him, the glares and distrustful looks of the Birth of a Hero World definitely didn't help his blood pressure.

    At least, Kim Rok Soo also had to suffer, a small mercy that Cale gleefully accepted.

    To save the world of the original book, the Birth of a Hero, Cale's heroic past will be randomly shown on the big screen, while the gods started a side quest of matchmaking with expected results.

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    22 Mar 2026

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    The man sits next to him, entirely too close. “Petitioning the fae?”

    Yuuri laughs and awkwardly shifts away. “I suppose that’s the only reason people go up here. Yes.”

    “That’s a dangerous thing to do, so I’ve heard.” He doesn’t sound concerned.

    “Yes. I hope, if I have a chance to speak with him, my offering is well-received.”

    “Him? Do you know much about this fae?”

    “Just stories from when I was a child.” A young Yuuri had been fascinated by magic, by great feats, heroic sacrifices. They say he’s the most beautiful creature in the world, made of moonlight.

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    20 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 59

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    After the problems are resolved, Cale Henituse thinks he is going to have a good slacker life. That is until his records start acting up. Now the god of death decides that the rest of his family and friends need to know what is going on.

     

    This is a reaction work that not only has the characters figure out his past as Kim Rok Soo but also what the original Cale Henituse went through before he made the deal.

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    12 Mar 2026