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  1. Public Bookmark 24

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    Cockdrunk deer vs TV who can’t handle it. Vox is going to give Alastor what he wants, even if it kills him. It kind of feels like it might kill him.
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    Alastor… wants him, needs him. Well, okay. His cock, at the very least. Not that common of an occurrence, and definitely not something Vox wants to squander uh, prematurely. And all of it being so hot is absolutely part of the problem. His dick throbs ominously, and he grits his teeth.

    “Alastor,” Vox’s tone is more urgent, claws clutching hard. “C’mon, Al,” he groans, shaking gently at Alastor’s hips in a vain attempt to attract his attention. All he does is shift along with the movement, adding a little roll to his sharp pistoning that definitely doesn’t help at all.

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    18 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 32

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    14 Apr 2026

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    “Yeah, I’m a fucking idiot,” Vox growled. “Sometimes I care about people, okay? That’s normal. That what you do when you’re a person and not just a psychopathic caricature. But I suggest you leave me the fuck alone about it and think about declaring a temporary truce, because we’re both stuck in this room, and your inhibitions are going to be just as lowered as mine.”

    “Oh, I’m well aware,” Alastor drawled, and let his legs fall open, revealing that he was every bit as hard as Vox was right now. He dragged his fingers delicately up the thick ridge straining against his pants as Vox’s pulse roared in his ears. “What sort of truce do you have in mind?”

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    Or: a deer demon and a guy with a TV for a head get dosed with sex pollen, and then things start getting a little weird.

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    Or: two psychopaths fail their way into a mutually satisfying relationship, while the author fails to write a one-shot

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    14 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    Qué ocurre cuando borras a quien te obsesiona?
    Tras la batalla contra los exorcistas, Vox emerge en un nuevo cuerpo y toma una decisión radical: eliminar 1.9 millones de archivos relacionados con Alastor. Siete décadas de obsesión, borradas en nombre de la "optimización del sistema". Ahora es frío, eficiente, perfecto—y completamente indiferente hacia el Venado de la Radio.
    Pero el Infierno no tolera vacíos. Alastor, acostumbrado a alimentarse de la atención devocional de su némesis, encuentra esta nueva indiferencia insoportable. Valentino extraña al Vox emocional que manipulaba con facilidad. Y el propio Vox comienza a experimentar sueños fracturados donde solo hay estática, preguntándose si realmente se puede borrar el pasado cuando ese pasado te definió.
    Tabula Rasa explora el costo de reinventarse desde cero en un infierno donde los fantasmas digitales son tan reales como los demonios.

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    04 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 60

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    "Hey, hey—" Vox is bending down and snapping his fingers in front of Alastor's face, demanding his attention in an obnoxious, cocksure way he never used to dare. "Eyes on me."

    But Alastor can't bring himself to do it; can't help the way his gaze instead darts from side to side like a cornered animal—because although he can think of little more humiliating than fleeing from Vox, the alternatives are—well. Worse is likely something of an understatement. Whatever Vox came here to do, he can't imagine it's to help him.

    After the fight with Adam, Alastor is found by the last person he ever wanted to see.

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    16 Mar 2026