RanchDressy

A pile of despairing trash



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    Tobirama set the brush down with precise, deliberate care.

    "What do you want."

    Madara tilted his head, eyes dark and steady. "You. Talking to me. Preferably without a witness."

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    Madara comes back from a mission, alive and uninjured. Tobirama is strangely upset about the fact.

    A study into the emotionally repressed

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    23 Apr 2026

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    When Madara awoke, he had expected darkness.

    Caught off guard on a mission gone awry, injured, and trapped in a blizzard, he had been easy pickings for a party of Hagoromo Kekeii Genkai traders. Though he put up a fight, it was ultimately useless. He was poisoned, his eyes taken, and then left to bleed out in the snow. He had expected death at best, and blindness at worst.

    He had not expected to wake up in his clan's medical ward, eyes still fixed in his skull, healed, and with a fresh soul mark on his cheek.

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    Somewhere, far past the river that divided their warring lands, Tobirama looked down at his hands with the soul mark that stained them, and his blood turned to ice.

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    20 Apr 2026

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    Madara paused for half a breath. “We’ve got a lot of scenes together this season.”

    “More than usual,” Tobirama admitted. It came out like a confession and a warning.

    The host gasped. “Oh my god. Oh my god. I knew it. People are going to freak. I saw the leaked still from episode two? Where Raiden is holding Taira’s arm?”

    Tobirama blinked, expression flat. “He was helping me off the ground. I’d been stabbed.”

    “Yes,” she said, eyes gleaming. “It was so tender.”

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    The actor au no one asked for, and a love letter to fandom all in one.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    Madara tapped the steering wheel and immediately stopped himself once he realized the nervous tick. A short look to the side showed Tobirama as he had been the last thirty minutes, projecting calmness with a distinct flavor of resting-bitch-face.

    “Listen, I appreciate that you jumped in to help me out, but I understand if you want to back out. My family can be a bit much, so ...” Madara cringed at the way his sentence faded.

    “I said I would do this. There is no need to offer me a way out,” Tobirama answered coldly.

    Oh boy, thought Madara. The silence from before spread again in his car. Visions of his aunts eating Tobirama alive drifted through his mind, and then of Hashirama chewing him out for letting his little brother be abused like this. “Ah, so it might make sense to talk a bit about ourselves? You know, since we’re gonna pretend to date.”

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    15 Apr 2026

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    "Good morning, Senju-sama," Madara greeted smoothly as soon as he made it into Tobirama’s office. "How may I assist you today?"

    Or: 5 times Tobirama thought about firing Madara, and the one time he did not

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    07 Apr 2026