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When Hermione Granger Friendzones Draco Malfoy by Schmetterling_99
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jan 2026
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For five years, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger have been the last singles standing. They share a bed, he buys her wardrobe, and she sits between his legs every movie night, dismissing their tactile codependency as "platonic survival instinct." Draco calls it torture. He waits, pines, and spoils her while she obliviously friend-zones him.
But when a game of Truth or Dare forces a kiss, the walls crumble. From secret touches under a wool blanket to a possessive claiming in his penthouse, the friendzone doesn't just break—it incinerates. Sometimes, you skip the engagement and go straight to the baby shower.
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Friends to Lovers between Draco and Hermione.
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- Part 1 of Comfort zone: No Drama, HEA Guarantee
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27 Jan 2026
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Elizabeth Stewart loved Harry Potter. She'd grown up reading the books, and cherishing that world of fantasy. And she was laying in bed reading when it happened. Her room was dark and her mind was silent.
When she awoke, she was in the body of a young teenage witch, Aliena Greengrass.All she had to do was avoid Tom Riddle and get back to her own world. To find a way back to her family, where no magic existed.
If only the universe was on her side.
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- Part 1 of How the Cuckoo Ticks
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- 523,486
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- 70/70
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23 Dec 2025
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Hermione Granger has a career she loves, friends she can depend on, and a nice set of hand towels for her new flat.
She's single and tired of tiresome men, but that doesn't stop her from wearing beautiful lingerie underneath her serious Ministry skirts.
Or having pictures taken in naughty knickers.
Just once.
For herself.Draco Malfoy doesn't get upset at the sight of blood, which is good, because he sees a lot of it.
What he doesn't see a lot of is Hermione Granger in her unmentionables.
Usually.A series of meetings and mix-ups in which one cannot possibly mean done.
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- Part 1 of Workplace Shenanigans
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- English
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- 34,930
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- 4/4
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16 Nov 2025
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On the Alarmingly Persistent Appeal of Neville Longbottom (and Other Botanical Offenses) by PhoenixInTheFire
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Aug 2025
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Pansy Parkinson has three rules: don’t cry, don’t stay the night, and don’t fall in love. Neville Longbottom is currently testing all three.
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11 Nov 2025
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"Plants and fashion aren’t so different,” Pansy said, setting down the tray. “Both require understanding of form and function, of how material behaves under different conditions.” She handed him a cup, their fingers brushing in the exchange. “Both create beauty from raw potential.”
“I’ve never thought of it that way,” Neville admitted. “But it makes perfect sense.”
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When Professor Sprout recruits Pansy Parkinson for a summer project propagating rare magical orchids, she expects soil-stained hands and tedious hours in humid greenhouses—not the slow, inexorable pull toward the man she once mercilessly mocked.
Forced to face her past and test who she has become, Pansy is met with an undeniable truth.
Summer plants the seeds of possibility.
Autumn tests what fragile roots have formed.
Winter forces them to choose what's worth nurturing.
And spring...
Spring reveals what flourishes when unlikely gardeners tend to each other's deepest soil.-or-
Some seeds take longer to germinate than others, but with the right conditions—with patience and care—even the most guarded heart can bloom.
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28 Aug 2025
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'If you are a sword I love you for your sharpness, not for that which you defend.'
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05 Aug 2025
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Neville Longbottom has spent the majority of his life trying to live up to the legacy set by his parents. To do what they would have done, to make them proud. So when he discovers what is about to happen to one of his former classmates, agreeing to help her is an easy promise to make.
Even if it means marrying Pansy Parkinson.
As her secrets unfold, however, and he begins to see beyond her manipulations to the person she truly is, he begins to question how he will ever be able to keep his promise to free her in the end.
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- Part 3 of The Rite
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- English
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- 213,466
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- 36/36
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21 Jun 2025
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When Pansy thinks about it, she can never quite describe it: How they met. Why they met. Why, sometimes, it felt like the only logical conclusion to every thread of her carefully woven future. They met somewhere not quite real—on the outskirts of reality. Just on the edge of it, the future seemed so probable sometimes.
But Pansy Parkinson knows better than building futures with Harry Potter. She has to.
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24 May 2025
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“I feel like—a meteor crashed into my house and I’m the only one who can see it. I feel like a sketch on a piece of parchment instead of a real person. I feel like I will curse the next person who tells me to ‘just enjoy it’.”
Hermione never thought she would be a solo parent. No one told her that it would be boring, and devastating, and that she would be filled with so much joy that she might burst any second.
No one told Draco he'd feel the same way.
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22 May 2025
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Daphne Greengrass did not steal... but one Wizard is making her question that moral.
Daphne x Harry
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- 57/57
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08 May 2025
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He knows better. He knows that expectations, bound by duty and honour, coated in bloodshed, won’t allow him to act on selfish desires. But when Draco meets his daughter’s teacher, everything shifts. He knows what he wants.
And he’s determined to get her.
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- English
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- 194,413
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- 29/29
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- 5
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01 May 2025
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Pansy Parkinson wakes in St. Mungo's unable to remember something important.
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- 11/11
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26 Apr 2025
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As she looked around her living room - at the green velvet ottoman she didn't remember purchasing, the 14th century Wizarding texts on her bookshelf, the hideous and obnoxiously ostentatious grandfather clock that could only belong to a Malfoy - she pictured the toothbrush next to hers on her bathroom counter, the old Slytherin quidditch jersey she regularly tripped over in her bedroom, and the mint chocolate chip ice cream in her freezer - a flavour she abhorred, but that a particular, pale, pointy faced aristocrat sat across from her had a tragic fondness for.
Her chest burning, as if she drank a barrel of bubotuber pus, Hermione turned to him with narrowed, accusing eyes. "Malfoy...are we dating?"
If there's one thing Hermione Granger knows, it's that she simply doesn't have time to date. Draco decides to date her, anyway.
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- Part 1 of Grandfather Clocks and Ginger Biscuits
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- 106,117
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- 12/12
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26 Apr 2025
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For the wizarding world, many hoped that time truly would heal all wounds, but for George Weasley, that is far from his truth. With his partner in crime having been confined to a hospital ward for over a year and forced to navigate life post-war on his own, he finds solace in the chair next to Fred's bed in St. Mungo's, ready to live out the rest of his days in that position. That is, until a certain healer stumbles into his life with a blanket and an offer to stay past visiting hours. Soon, a friendship grows and George learns there is still beauty in moving through this world alone.
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23 Apr 2025
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Santa's Little Helper (tell him what you want) by Theodora__Nyx
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Nov 2024
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“So…” Theo said, righting himself and getting back to business. “Whatd’ya say, Daddy Claus? Can you turn it back on for one photo? Or maybe a few?”
Neville finished a puff from his cigar. He moved with careful deliberateness, tapping the end of his spiff off the side of the chair’s armrest.
Merlin…his fingers were as large as the cigar.
Pansy felt her mouth dry and her lips stick to her front teeth as she watched him 'tap tap' the ashes off the end, vanishing the rest.
He turned his attention back to them and waved his hand forward. “C’mere love,” he said, looking directly into Pansy’s eyes for the first time all day.
Her breath went shallow and her vision tunnelled under his unrelenting gaze; he had her trapped like a bug on a pinboard.
He lifted an eyebrow and laughed softly. He brought a massive hand to his thigh, patting it.
“Come sit on Santa’s lap and tell him what you want.”
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18 Apr 2025
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December, 1983.
Voldemort has been defeated. Regulus has survived and is terribly, terribly in love.
This is his happy ending.
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- 70,090
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- 31/31
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10 Mar 2025
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A Pureblood’s Guide to Dating the Brothers Black by ethereal_mads
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Dec 2024
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A wild enemies-to-friends-to-lovers tale of possession, hate, humor, love, and Pureblood mania with a bit of a play on Shakespeare between the House of Black and the House of Rosier. What makes for a better story when some of the Most Noble and Honorable Pureblood Houses are tangled in ways they never dreamed of?
[1977—1980] long fic/slow burn
Completed: 4/2022
Full edit finished: 12/2024Series
- Part 1 of Pureblood's Guide Universe
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Theo was skilled with his fingers. He was a genius with his tongue. With his cock? A fucking god.
Salem Shadow exists in a toxic cycle she cannot escape. How is something that feels so good, so wrong for her?
Who knew Neville Longbottom would be the one to come around and urge her to quit it.
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20 Feb 2025
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Pansy accompanies Professor Longbottom to the Hogwarts Hallow's Eve Festival.
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12 Feb 2025
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One Day / The Day by icepower55 for mightbewriting
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Aug 2020
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Despite his sense of humor, he hates cliches. He promised never to make her one.
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- 1/1
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12 Feb 2025