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    In hindsight, sending Stiles away to live with his Uncle in London, while a good idea on paper, may not have been the best decision that Sheriff Stilinski ever made.

    However, in his defense, how was he to know that his chaos-gremlin of a son would flourish and find a new calling?

    Or that it would take him into the very belly of Her Majesty's Secret Intelligence Service?

    He couldn't know. All he knew when he sent his son away, was that he came far too close to losing him. Everything that came after, was allowed - so long as Stiles survived.

    Even if it meant taking on a new name, a new territory to call his own, and a new vocation that would lead him into far more danger than he ever would've encountered in tiny little Beacon Hills.

    All the good sheriff ever asked was that his son survive.

    Thankfully, in time, he'd have some help with that. 00-help. Though whether that was a blessing or a curse, only time would tell.

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    All Din wanted to do was help Luke explore an abandoned jedi temple. Now they're 30 years in the past and Din accidentally convinced some jedi into thinking they've traveled forward in time rather than backwards. No-one asks Luke about this.

    Basically Din ends up in the clone wars but through his lack of pre-empire knowledge and Anakin’s willingness to jump to conclusions, Din has accidentally convinced the old jedi order that he’s an ancient mandalorian and Luke is an ancient jedi. And no-one decides to explain this to Luke.

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    “Married and you don’t even know his name,” Owen growled as Luke stepped back out into the hallway, ruined poncho in hand. Beru grimaced as she looked between them. She more often than not was the mediator of their fights.

    “There wasn’t a lot of time for discussion,” Luke grumbled and leaned back against his door. He’d saved a man’s life and Uncle Owen still wasn’t happy with him.

    “Just like his kriffing father!” Owen let out a heavy groan, running a hand over his face, “Bringing home strange people and inviting all kinds of trouble.”

    “Owen, calm-” Beru started, but her husband barreled on.

    “And a Mandalorian, no less!”

    “Is that what he is?” Luke perked up, garnering long sighs from both Beru and Owen.

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    In a split-second decision, Luke gets married in the middle of the desert at eighteen. The consequences play out on a galactic scale.

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    30 Nov 2024

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    "Stiles has always measured his life in firsts.

    It’s a yardstick, not necessarily a good one, but it’s managed to carefully balance itself between what Stiles has grown to need (with his shit attention span the way it is, he’s learned that he requires schedules and, okay, stimulants to help him focus, to help him remember) and what he is, deep down inside—a creature whose heart was a magpie, equal parts fascinated and possessive over the small, sparkling, interesting bits of life.

    The first time Stiles meets Elijah Mikaelson—he doesn't realize it in the moment, what with all of the mayhem and being drenched in some asshole's blood—Stiles falls in love. He's really quite dumb that way."

     

    An unexpected (and rather baffling) love story.

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    04 Sep 2024