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    Welcome to the dumpster fire, we have fun here. Don't mind the chaos in the tags.
    This is just a collection of my South Park ship-based oneshots. The ones that are less crackish. I swear I have more ships than this but for some reason my brain gives me intense writers block whenever I try to write about anything other than Style, Creek and occasionally Gregstophe and Dip. But if you like those ships, maybe you'll enjoy some of these.

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  1. Rec 13

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    Zoro spends his time at Kuraigana Island preparing his skills and his heart for the New World.

    Meanwhile, Sanji spends his time at the Kamabakka Queendom resolutely refusing to address whatever the hell is going on his heart, thank you very much! (But even kicking and screaming, he still manages to learn a thing or two.)

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    Written for the ZoSan Club 2025 Secret Santa Exchange for Lerya, with the prompt:
    🎁 Canon setting, after the two year TS Sanji has had time to face some truths about himself and the way he truly feels about Zoro. I adore them as being pining idiots who don't know how to tell the other they like them.

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    31 Jan 2026

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    Commented: Finally got to Kamabakke Queendom in the show, been craving fics that alleviate the dissatisfaction of feeling like, 'there's something here and it could be so good but instead it's going so, so wrong.' That's how I found this. I love the way you write Sanji's POV to be full of constant and vehement denial so damn much. Dragged kicking and screaming towards the most obvious conclusion -- with many more still to openly acknowledge another day, surely -- at the bitter end. I absolutely loved the first part of the spider in the pantry metaphor, when he looks in the mirror and imagines turning on the light. It just made it go so hard when it was brought up later, plus it was so funny. "There's a spider in the pantry and it just told him it loves him!" Absolute peak. Thanks for writing this. <3

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    Eight years before a boy in a straw hat would begin his journey for the One Piece, Aokiji Kuzan decided to eat lunch at the Baratie.
    It was not a particularly consequential decision. (It changed everything.)

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    AU Canon Divergence where young Sanji eats the Ice-Ice fruit after Aokiji's sudden death. He is kidnapped by joins the Marines soon after. Of course, this doesn't prevent him from running into the Strawhats, if under vastly different circumstances.

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    20 Jan 2026

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    Ch 17
    In love with this so much I was willing to spoil more things about the show to read it. <3

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    Just your average PWP sex pollen ZoSan oneshot where nothing much else happens. Don't look at the word count don't worry about it

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    “Zoro,” Sanji called out, his voice dry and croaking. Zoro had been standing some ways off on the beach with arms folded, and had started half-jogging once Usopp started yelling, likely assuming it to be his usual exaggeration, but after hearing Sanji’s voice he was bounding across the beach, kicking sand behind him in great bursts. ... Sanji’s head lolled on his shoulders enough to catch the closest expression Zoro had ever made to fear. Ooh, he must really look like a wreck. This was the right choice.
    Usopp and Brook were speaking over each other in hysterics and Zoro was reaching out to help shoulder some of Sanji’s dead weight - Sanji took a deep, shaky breath and summoned the last of his strength to drag his arm from around Brook’s shoulder and throw it around Zoro’s instead, collapsing against his chest. All four men fell silent.
    “Zoro- please-” Sanji rasped, and he saw Zoro’s good eye widen, his lips barely parted- “I need you, Zoro.”
    And he gripped both sides of his head to drag him into the sloppiest kiss of his life before promptly blacking out.

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    15 Oct 2025

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    Normally I wouldn't publicly rec an explicit porn fic in my bookmarks, HOWEVER. I read this shit months ago and I still distinctly remember it being funny as fuck. I was in absolute stitches by the 3rd dose. Like actual wheezing tears of laughter. Someone who usually avoids smut could have a blast just skipping through those parts for the rest of the plot. This is, imo, the best sex pollen fic there ever was.

    Reminder to my future self to come back and properly re-read this again now that I'm further along in the show and I can properly appreciate Brook.

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    Apparently having access to someone's emotions for nineteen years does not prepare you for when your soulmate completely ignores you in a crowded, floating restaurant that looks like a fish.

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    10 Oct 2025

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    I grinned the whole way through this. Incredible heartwarming ingenious and hilarious soulmates AU! 💛💚

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    Maybe there is something to be said that the first time they kiss, they kiss on a sinking ship. As if to say: this too, is inevitable. The waves are gnashing above the sea’s bottomless maw, and the timbers of the sinking galleon groan their own dirge – as far as this space of sea is concerned, the world is ending. Then there they are, balanced on the cusp of it, concerned only with how they exist relative to each other.

    There’s an awful devotion to it, and it shouldn’t be romantic. But Sanji is hopeless. He’s always wanted a love like this.

    Translated to Russian by @an_himmeln

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    18 Sep 2025

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    This was so fucking beautiful what the hell? 😭😭😭