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Another day. Another customer. Another overpriced cup of coffee that was so full of milk and sugar and flavor that it shouldn’t even count as coffee.
“Hey!” Charlie said cheerfully, coming up from behind him. She tied her apron around her waist and took her place next to him at the second cash register. “Slow morning?”
“Nope,” he said tightly. He liked Charlie. A lot. Hell, she was one of his best friends. But this morning all he wanted to do was go back to bed and curl up with a nice cup of coffee. Good coffee. Black coffee. Not the shit they served here.
“God, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed,” Charlie said, tucking her hair behind her ear. “Or maybe just a bed with no one in it.”
He barely had time to punch her lightly on the shoulder before he had to help the next customer, taking down their order and writing their name neatly on the cup before setting it behind him.
“Like that matters,” he said when Charlie was done with her customer.
“Just saying. You need a girlfriend. Or maybe a boyfriend at this point, it hasn’t really worked out with any of the girls.” She gave him a smug smile as he blushed and turned away. “Dean, c’mon.”
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Dean Winchester is thrown back to the moment he met Castiel. The way he normally gets out of these type of things is by playing his part, so he does.
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like the fool i am & i'll always be by spock for rosied
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
28 Aug 2015
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Two Truths & A Lie (Jedediah Edition)
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⑵ He does not get jealous.
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04 Feb 2026
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"I think it's pretty darn simple. You're lookin' real temptin' down there, an' I can't help but think ya would look even prettier if I just-"
His thumb slips lower, until it catches on the edge of Octavius' lip. He just looks up through his lashes at Jedediah, who seems to be waiting for the roman to tell him to stop.
He should.
He should tell Jedediah to remove his hands. That it is unsightly, even atrocious, for a man of his status to be on the ground before him, but all Octavius can think about is how much he wants to rise up onto his knees and take the cowboy into his mouth.
If he was a man with even less control than he already is, he could easily drool at the thought.
or: Octavius comes to terms with the fact he might like being submissive, sometimes
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Everything You Say Sounds Like Sweet Talk to My Ears by speccygeekgrrl
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
12 Aug 2021
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Immediately post-Battle of the Smithsonian, Jedediah and Octavius find a place to have a conversation that's been put off for far too long but can't be put off any longer, having come so close to losing each other. Turns out that while Jed's been calling himself cowardly, Octavius has been tallying the number of times he's wanted to kiss Jed and hasn't done it.
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