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How to Seduce a Fae 101: Tips & Tricks by lucky_orange
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Mar 2026
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“Right. So, uh, how much are you asking for this thing? This book of yours.”
Dori leans back in, her grin widening to reveal sharp teeth. “Oh, I thought you’d never ask, Grandmaster!” she purrs, each word as sweet as honey taken straight from the comb. “Why, it’s only fifty thousand mora.”
Varka doesn’t quite choke on his own saliva, but it’s a close thing. “Fifty what now?”
“Oh, don’t be like that,” Dori scolds with a shake of her head. “Anyone else would be asking for much more – it’s not every day you stumble upon a book this old and this useful too! A guide to courting for, ah, individuals specific to Nod-Krai and Snezhnaya? It’s practically a trove of information, Sir Varka! Really now, it’s only because you’re my most loyal, most esteemed, most valuable customer that I can afford naming such a low price.”
Or: Varka gets swindled into buying a Fae courting guide, written by a human for other humans. He's also forced to come to terms with his own feelings regarding a certain Lightkeeper (who might or might not be Fae). Shenanigans ensue as he attempts to follow this dubious yet somehow effective guide to the very end.
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20 Apr 2026
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“Can you have a child with Uncle Flins?”
For a little while, sound reached him as if through layers of wool, and the only thing he could feel was akin to a blade piercing through his chest. Something in him folded inward, the same instinctive reflex he felt when he put out his light that one time, long ago. He did not move. Did not think. Did not speak.
Varka laughed again, too fast and too loud, a tone that went against all the natural laws of sound.
“That’s impossible,” Varka fixed the hat on Klee’s head, looking just as sad as she did. “Sorry, little spark.”
Varka invites Flins to the Windblume Festival without telling him that the festival is the most notorious courting ground in Mondstadt. Somehow, everyone already knows what they are to each other—except them.
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20 Apr 2026
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powder you with sugar and drizzle you with honey by ghostpot
Fandoms: 佐々木と宮野 | Sasaki to Miyano (Manga)
08 May 2022
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Sasaki has developed a terrible habit of calling Miyano pet names while he's distracted. Miyano is definitely being normal about it.
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15 Apr 2026
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Flins is a late-night bakery employee, and Varka is the tired streamer who keeps visiting him at two in the morning.
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14 Apr 2026
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“What conclusion have you come up with?”
“Human custom would point to love,” Flins notes. Varka will laugh it off easily enough. Flins will suffer a moment of embarrassment, and it won’t matter at the end of the night. But his teeth ache and something stirs in his stomach, pulling at him, whispering something that sounds unfairly like mine.
A low, soft hum. “And what of the fae?” Varka asks.
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Flins doesn't want to love like a monster. Varka just wants him, however he is.Series
- Part 1 of to love or to consume
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14 Apr 2026